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A few hours later and it was around 7pm and Chris and Courtney were sitting around on the bed deciding what they were going to take on the trip with them after Chris promised her that there would be an official contract for her to be Co-host when they got there and she took the handcuffs off of him.
"This really sucks" Chris sighed in annoyance "You just had to make me come all the way here! Now we have to go do a stupid rehearsal!"
"Is it my fault that I don't want to look like an idiot on national TV?" Courtney sighed as she grabbed a piece of paper and started making a list "It's not my fault you are a disgusting pig who wanted sex"
"ALL DAY!" Chris yelled in his defense "You totally lied to me!"
"No I didn't" Courtney smirked as she added more to her list "I promised you sex and I'm pretty sure that counted"
"Yeah, but it still wasn't all day!" Chris complained "Not to mention you handcuffed me to the bed and threatened me!"
"Get over it" Courtney laughed at him "We need to plan for this plane trip! What are you taking?"
"Whatever you pack for me" Chris smirked and lit up a cigarette "Surprise me?"
"I'm not packing you're stuff for you" Courtney simply told him "If you don't pack anything then you can be naked for all I care!"
"You would like that wouldn't you?" Chris leaned back in bed and blew some smoke into the air
"No! I wouldn't!" Courtney told him as she grabbed sweatpants and threw them into a suitcase "I'd like you to do something constructive! We haven't planned anything for this wedding and it's like a week away!"
"I know right!" Chris laughed "You're so screwed on that! That's why I was going to stay gone until the wedding day so ya know, I wouldn't have to do this shit..."
"So you admit you lied about doing host things?" Courtney smirked at him "It's a good thing I'm a persuasive girl"
"Once again, You promised me amazing sex" Chris told her "Which was a semi lie! Yeah, it was good but you still blackmailed me and it didn't last all night like you said which is why I'm going to have to give you a nice dose of payback in the near future!"
"You're telling me you're going to get me back?" Courtney laughed as she threw 10 of Chris's shirts into the suitcase "I thought you were smart?! Why would you tell someone you're going to get them back?"
"I'm just giving you the warning" Chris winked at her "I thought you weren't packing my stuff for me!"
"My clothes don't fit! I have to wear something!" Courtney told him "I guess we're sharing your clothes..."
"Can we take beer on the plane with us?" Chris asked "Because I think I want to get drunk"
"Don't you already have beer on the plane?" Courtney asked him "How long do you figure we're going to be on the plane?"
"Well with the wedding slash finale being in a week I was going to throw everyone on a plane and just stay there" Chris laughed "Cram them all in like sardines again!"
"The total drama plane?" Courtney rolled her eyes "You're going to make us all ride in that again?"
"Yes, Yes I am" Chris laughed
"They aren't even competing anymore!" Courtney laughed "They're going to hate you!"
"I know right!" Chris laughed "Making them stay on a plane for a week with nowhere to sleep! Fighting for seats to sleep on in first class! It's gonna be great!"
"We should make Duncan sleep in the cargo!" Courtney laughed "Maybe make him clean it out only to tell him he has to sleep in it..."
"I like it!" Chris laughed "I'm totally getting rid of every parachute too! Just in case anyone is tempted to jump out!"
"We're not staying on the plane when we get to LA are we?" Courtney asked him "I don't want to be stuck on a plane with them any longer then I have to!"
"Of course not!" Chris laughed "We will be staying in a 5 star hotel nearby! Why the heck would we be staying in a parked plane?"
"My thoughts exactly" Courtney smirked "I mean can you imagine how much it would cost to actually put them in a hotel?"
"I know!" Chris laughed and agreed "I already made Chef do the math for that and well it was either paying for your wedding cake or giving them a hotel so we had to pick between the two and I think you'll be quite pleased to know that I picked the cake"
"I can check that off my list then..." Courtney told him "Is my dress being shipped to me?! I want it to be perfect!"
"Yeah, I guess so" Chris told her "I had everything you ordered sent to the hotel room where you'll be at, So kick back and relax! Everything is taken care of!"
"So you got the wedding bands?" Courtney asked
"Uh...Yeaaaaaahhhhhhh" Chris lied and laughed
"No you didn't!" Courtney smacked him "You forgot! That was the one thing I asked you to do!"
"Don't worry about it!" Chris told her "I promise you that when we get to LA I'll get the rings!"
"You better" Courtney crossed her arms "Now let's talk about the others..."
"What about them?" Chris smirked at her
"The plane leaves at 6am right?" Courtney asked him smirking
"What's your point?" Chris asked her
"I'm thinking 4am fire drill and sprinklers?" Courtney smirked "What do ya say?"
"I think that's an excellent idea and I'm wishing I would have thought of it" Chris laughed "This is going to be funny as hell"
A few hours later, it was 3:59am and Chef was smirking at what was about to go down! Chef already had his suitcase in the plane and ready to go! Courtney and Chris were already packed and on the plane waiting for everyone to wake up and get moving.
BEEEEEEPPPPP
BEEEEPPPPPPPP
BEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP
BEEEEEP
BEEEEEEPPP
"FIRE!" Chef yelled into a megaphone as he turned the sprinklers on adding to the noise of the fire alarm going off "EVERYONE GRAB YOUR SUITCASES AND HEAD TO THE PLANE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!"
The contestants came flying out of the rooms and they were in complete panic! Izzy had no clothes on at all or a suitcase for that matter, Noah grabbed a handful of clothes and took off running for the elevator! Heather had soaked hair and was in a towel when she came out of her room! Duncan was cursing at Chef as he came out in just his boxers, Lindsay got lost in the hallway and Tyler had to drag her out, Bridgette and Geoff were making out, Alejandro was curing in Spanish and everyone else just ran out in a state of panic as Chef yelled at them to get on the plane. When they got on the plane they were all out of breath and nobody was really ready.
"What was that?!" Heather asked Chef when they were finally in the plane "I was taking a shower! It's 4am and you said the plane wasn't taking off until 6am!"
"That was my idea, Heather" Courtney laughed "If this was an actual fire you all would have died"
"Seriously?!" Noah threw his clothes on the ground "This was just a fire drill to randomly wake us up?"
"Yep" Chris laughed
"So, I woke up and grabbed my clothes and ran out the door for nothing?" Noah glared at Chris
"Just for entertainment purposes" Chris smirked
"Also, if this were a real emergency you should never take the elevator" Courtney laughed
"Why aren't the new contestants here?!" Trent asked them "I made the keys and it took me like 7 hours! I hope they made it out okay!"
"They're fine" Chef laughed "This fire drill was strictly for ya'll"
"Great you had your fun" Gwen rolled her eyes "Can I get my suitcase now for a trip I don't want to even take?"
"Yeah, it's kinda drafty in here!" Izzy laughed "I'd like my clothes...or a toga!"
"Maybe we should give them like 10 minutes to get their stuff" Chris laughed "Or get Izzy something to wear..."
"Where were you two during the stupid fire drill?" Duncan glared at Courtney
"I was on the plane" Courtney laughed "I've been on the plane with my suitcase since 2:30am! Do you know why?"
"Because you lost every ounce of dignity you have and had sex with Chris?" Duncan laughed
"No! Because I'm a C.I.T. and I'm prepared!" Courtney glared at Duncan
"So can we pack or what?" Leshawna rolled her eyes
"Yes fine!" Courtney shooed them "You guys have like 5 minutes...so GO!"
Everyone tired and awkwardly went back to the rooms they were rudely awakened from just minutes ago and grabbed whatever they needed for the trip and reported back to the plane Chris counted down with his timer when 10 minutes was up. Everyone managed to make it back in time except for Duncan.
"Can we leave without him?" Courtney sighed and looked at Chris "We told them 10 minutes and obviously Duncan can't even follow that one simple rule"
"I'd love to leave him" Chris agreed "However my contract says I have to bring them all, including Duncan the time wasting buffoon"
Right on Cue as Chris said that Duncan appeared in the doorway of the plane fully dressed and smirked at the two of them holding a duffle bag.
"Pardon my tardiness" Duncan rolled his eyes "I was just collecting everything that I value most in life!"
"Yeah, whatever" Chris told him "Just grab a seat and get the hell on the plane"
"Hi Chris" Blainley waved as she walked on to the plane with Duncan "I can't believe you forgot to tell me about this trip! I would have never known if Duncan didn't call me!"
"She's what I was waiting for" Duncan chuckled as he sat down with everyone else in first class
"She's what you value most in life?!" Gwen glared at Blainley
"Technically she was only on the show for like 3 episodes" Courtney rolled her eyes at Blainley "That's why she didn't get the invite"
"Yeah, but Courtney darling I was still a contestant!" Blainley smirked at her and sat down next to Duncan
"You two didn't even have an alliance in this game!" Courtney told both Duncan and Blainley
"Enough about how great I am!" Blainley laughed "C'mon Cheffy don't you have a plane to be flying?"
"Should I do it?" Chef looked at the two of them.
"I guess so" Chris glared at Blainley "Let's just take this plane to the damn sky already so we can go over a few rules"
"You got it" Chef walked off glaring at Blainley who just smiled at him.
Chris and Courtney awkwardly sat in silence with the rest of the contestants from the show, Everyone was really tired and annoyed with it now only being after 5am! So everyone just sat there in silence looking around while the plane took off. Finally Chris sighed in annoyance at them all and spoke.
"This is insanely awkward..." Chris looked at them all "I didn't want to be the one to break the silence but it seems that I don't have a choice, You see I don't really want to be bothered with you guys at all but I am obligated to answer your questions and inform you of things that are going to be happening, Since none of you asked a damn thing that means I have ask you if you have any questions so if you do, now is the time to ask and I will answer them if they aren't stupid or annoying!"
"Why are you two still here?" Gwen rolled her eyes "Don't you have babies to be making? Underage drinking to be participating in? watching porn with minors? or something like that to do in your private quarters?"
"I'm going to ignore that question" Chris glared at Gwen "I'll just remember that when I decide who is going to do the nasty eating challenge guest appearance this season..."
"Why am I here?" Trent asked "I wasn't even here last season! Not to mention I'm also kinda wondering who is watching the new cast"
"Watching?" Chris raised his eyebrow at Trent "Why would anyone be watching them?"
"Because they're 16?" Trent told him "You left them unsupervised didn't you?"
"Uh...I might have" Chris awkwardly chuckled "Anyone else?"
Lindsay raised her hand.
"Tyler is the one in the red sitting next to you..." Chris sighed "Anyone else?"
"Sleeping arrangements!" Cody yelled to him "Where are they going to be? Please tell me it's guys rooming with guys and girls with girls so I can get away from Sierra!"
"You see these seats you're sitting in up here in first class?" Chris smirked at them
"Yes..." Heather grinded her teeth and glared at Chris "You better not say what I think you're going to say!"
"You can adjust your seat however you like" Chris laughed at Heather
"You're forcing us to sleep on the plane..." Bridgette sighed "Again?"
"Maybe it won't be so bad" Courtney told Bridgette "You and Geoff can sleep in the bedroom in our private quarters once we land this plane!"
"Sweet!" Geoff happily jumped up and down
"Awwww Thanks, Court!" Bridgette happily told her new friend
"Uh...No they can't" Chris rolled his eyes
"Why not?" Courtney argued "It's not we're going to be using it!"
"Just because we aren't using it doesn't mean we should share it!" Chris glared at Courtney "What if they have sex in the hot tub?"
"I'm amused by this" Duncan chimed in
"Wait a minute!" Heather realized something "Where are you two going to be staying then?"
"Well Courtney and I aren't staying here" Chris laughed
"And where will you two lovebirds be staying?" Blainley smirked at them.
"At a 5 star hotel nowhere near this dump" Courtney smirked at Duncan "Which is why Bridgette and Geoff can have the bed and the quarters!"
"Okay Fine Whatever!" Chris rolled his eyes "Just do things without telling me..."
"So can Bridgette and I have the room?" Geoff hopefully asked
"I guess so" Chris rolled his eyes "EVERYTHING better be exactly where I left it when I come back to the room!"
"Thank you guys so much!" Bridgette thanked Courtney and Chris "We promise we will take really good care of it!"
"Yeah man, You are awesome!" Geoff went to high five Chris "I can totally see us being bros!"
"I don't high five" Chris smirked "So...Yeah"
"Darnit!" Geoff pouted and sat back down.
"There is one more thing Chris failed to mention" Courtney smirked "Things are going to drastically change around here! As of last night I have officially become Co-host of the show! Meaning I get to decide your fate! every single one of you who backstabbed me who's names won't be mentioned GWEN AND DUNCAN! and every single one of you who ruined my chances of winning in the past...MAINLY HAROLD! who's name also won't be mentioned"
"That's fantastic news!" Heather happily told Courtney "It couldn't have happened to a more deserving person! When you give birth I want to be there because I support you in this whole thing! I have always supported you since day 1!"
"Thanks Heather..." Courtney glanced at Chris
"This has been fun...Actually it hasn't" Chris walked off "You coming Courtney?"
"Obviously" Courtney got up and glared at all of them "See ya, Bridgette!"
Once Courtney and Chris walked out of the first class area Justin glanced at Blainley who was whispering to Duncan, Sierra who was suffocating Cody in a hug, Gwen was mumbling to herself and Trent was obsessively worrying about the new contestants on the show.
"Does anyone else find EVERYTHING here creepy?" Justin looked around the room for any sane person "This is why I didn't compete in season 3...Thank God I didn't!"
So Courtney and Chris are taking over together, Bridgette's Friendship paid off and things are not looking well for Geoff's attempted friendship with Chris. Blainley is on board with Duncan...imagine what they have in store! Justin is apparently the only one who finds this all strange, I bet he would jump from the plane if it didn't affect his face, hair or body.