Omake 5.3
King of New York
In which a certain someone creates an account.

Ichigo sat at his desk working on his school work. His eyes were glued to the paper and he didn't notice the stuffed animal climbing up onto the desk. The small creature eyes the computer screen that was on. "What's ya doin?"

"I'm doing my homework."

"How boring!" Kon sat in front of the computer and pulled up one of the saved sites. "This is interesting though. What's this..."

Ichigo reached over and pushed the stuffed animal off of the desk. "Seriously... why did you have to change the screen. I'm trying to do my homework here. And if you wreck the computer Karin and Yuzu will be mad as we have to share. Seriously..."

"Why would I wreck the computer?"

"Because you would go searching porn sites and end up getting some kind of computer virus." Ichigo looked at the screen before his badge went off. Letting out a sigh he grabbed Kon and popped out the soul pill before heading out of the room.

Kon glared after the boy, only to sit up and rub his fingers together. "Now to see what you are up to Ichigo!" The male suddenly narrowed his eyes at the site. "I honestly don't get this." Kon continued to push buttons and then he saw a picture of Rukia with glasses. "Ahh! Rukia nee-chan looks so cute! There is a way to comment on this picture." Kon went and pushed the button, only to suddenly frown. "Why can't I comment? What does it mean that I don't have an account?"

The door opened and Karin's voice could be heard. "Ichi-nii... dinner..." The girl paused in the doorway. "Oh... it's you."

"What do you mean it is me?"

Karin walked over. "I don't think Ichi-nii would want you messing with the computer. We need that for our homework you know."

"Yeah... he said that already. I still want to comment. How do I make an account."

The girl turned to walk away. "Do you really think I'm going to tell you?"

Kon reached out and grabbed her sleeve. "Come on!"

"Are you going to bother me until I help you?" The girl looked him in the eye and then looked away. "Oh, fine. Sheesh. You're a pain in the neck. Don't get into trouble. Actually... don't tell Ichi-nii that I'm the one who helped you with this. What name do you want?"

"King of New York!"

"What? That's crazy. We live in Japan you know."

"So?" Kon watched as Karin went to work and when she was done scooted over. "Let's see...there is a lot to look at here."

"Seriously... I don't think I want to know." Karin slipped out of the room.

Kon's eyes went back and forth and drool came over his mouth as he read the a story where Rukia and Orihime got together. He typed a comment on the story. "This is so hot!"

A person named Yuri Asuka replied. "Thank you."

"Could you please write more stories about Nee-chan and Hime-chan please!"

"I don't have any planned at this point, sorry. But keep a look out for them when they come."

"Gosh... I wish it was a threesome with me." Kon continued to drool as he began to day dream. Shaking his head he happened to look through the items he clicked on another link called First Kiss, frowning as he did so. "Hey... how come Ichigo gets Orihime's first kiss. That so isn't fair!" His fingers reached out and typed. "That's not fair."

Chocolate Kiss wrote out a reply to the mod sol. "You aren't one of those Ichigo/Rukia fans are you?"

"I don't know what Ichigo/Rukia fan means."

"How can you not know? Those are the people who try to pair Rukia with Ichigo, but Orihime's the one that deserves him."

"Uh... well. I'm not an Ichigo/Rukia fan. I'm actually a Kon/Rukia and a Kon/Orihime fan. I should have been the one to get the lovely Hime's first kiss."

"Whose Kon?"

"What do you mean WHOSE KON! I'm KON! It is SHORT for KING of NEW YORK!"

"Your account clearly says you are from Japan, not America."

"THAT DOESN"T MEAN IT IS SHORT FOR KING OF NEW YORK."

"That's because it isn't short for king of new york."

"I MEANT that doesn't MEAN it ISN'T short for KING of NEW YORK!"

"It sounds stupid."

"IT IS NOT STUPID!"

"I'm going to stop talking to you now."

Kon's mouth... or Ichigo's mouth that he was borrowing... twisted up into a frown. Letting out a sigh he went and picked another story out. As he read, he felt his eyebrow twitch. "What the HELL is up with Ichigo getting all the girls. I mean..."

"Kon..."

The mod sol turned his head to see the person who the body belonged to glaring at him. "Ahh..."

"Get off the computer."