Drew awoke to some purple hair in his face.
" Urgh," he groaned while pushing the long purplish hair out of his face and sat up in his bed.
"What the-" Drew's eyes widen in fear as he saw Harley above him in a pink apron.
" Good morning Drewy! I just got the pictures from our honeymoon," Harley giggled as he got out a bunch of pictures and handed them to Drew, " See?"
Drew timidly took a hold of the pictures in confusion and his eyes scanned them.
Drew and Harley at the beach together...
Drew and Harley eating ice cream together...
Drew and Harley on roller coasters together...
Drew and Harley at the movies together...
" HOW THE HECK DID THIS HAPPEN YOU BA-"
Harley interrupted Drew and held out another picture to Drew's face, " This one is my favorite," Harley giggled.
It was a picture of Drew licking Harley's neck. (Ew.)
" I DIDN'T DO THAT! OH MY GOD! I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR ASS HARLEY!!!" Drew threaten and screamed at the top of his lungs.
" Aw Drewy, don't get your yo yo in a twist. Your just still mad that I beat you in DDR," the purple hair boy giggled again and blushed.
"What are you talking about?! Harley where am I?!" Drew questioned, seeing that he was in a log cabin looking house.
" Are you feeling okay? This is our house Drewy and we've been married for about 20 years. "
" What?! This is not possible! Let me guess, you can make illusions too, right?!" Drew clenched his teeth angrily, standing up.
Harley frowned, " Drewy, your going to wake up the kids..."
" K-Kids? What kids? But your a dude!!"
" Actually, I took care of that," Harley smirked and took off his pink apron.
Drew's jaw dropped, seeing that Harley had a girls body. (AN: No, I am not giving details, you pervs.)
"Y-You did not! What the... Wait, wheres May...?" Drew questioned, panicking.
" Oh her," Harley huffed disgusted, " I took care of her a long time ago."
" What? What did you do to her?!" Drew yelled infuriated.
" Lets just say... Shes with the angels now," Harley replied as he winked at Drew.
" NOOOOOOOOO-"
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Drew suddenly awoke, finding Norman staring right into his face.
" That was some kind of dream you were having, grass head! Even for you!"
" Oh... It was just a dream," Drew sighed of relief.
The green hair teen suddenly saw May standing up looking puzzled.
" May! Your alive!!" Drew yelled and hugged her.
She blushed, " Uh-"
" DREW! LET. GO. OF. MY. DAUGHTER. NOW!" Norman shouted angrily and crept closer to Drew.
" R-Right. Sorry," Drew apologized and awkwardly let go of May.
" Hi Drewy," a creepy giggled was heard from behind Drew.
Drew's eyes twitched, " No... Please no," Drew whispered to himself in fear.
Yes, if you haven't guessed who it was, it was Brendan.
Just kidding, it was Harley!
" Drewy, wanna eat my hot dog?"
" Ew! Harley!!" May groaned disgusted.
" Your so annoying May," Harley growled and put a potato in her mouth , " That will shut you up!"
The long purple hair boy giggled as he tied May up and threw her into a closet.
The poor brunette started to sob in the pitch black closet. (with the potato still in her mouth)
" Hey-"
Harley suddenly teleported Norman somewhere.
" May!!"
Drew sprinted towards the closet, however; Harley stood in front of the closet.
" Your not saving her Drewy! Not until we have some...alone time!"
" In your dreams, " Drew huffed and punched Harley in the stomach extremely hard.
Drew's punch was so powerful it slammed Harley down to the floor and the floor shook.
Harley only giggled as he was laying on the floor, taking a hot dog out of his pants.
" Eat it Drewy, you know you want it!" Harley whispered creepier as ever.
" I'm so disturbed right now. Not even words can describe..." Drew muttered to himself disgusted and he was about to puke.
Drew shook his head and slammed the closet door open.
May's green hair rival untied her and took the potato out of her mouth.
" Are you okay?"
" Y-Yeah. Thanks Drew," May looked down blushing and leaned her face in closer towards Drew while closing her eyes.
Drew did the same as their lips were one meter apart.
BANG!
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Norman hit Drew with a pillow, as Drew was puckering his lips in his sleep.
" Ow!"
" Were you dreaming about kissing my daughter, Drew?!" Norman questioned, looking as if he was about to attack again with the pillow.
" Another dream?" Drew whispered to himself in confusion.
" Dad, stop it! It sounded like Drew's been having nightmares," May stated as she stood up.
Drew looked at her puzzled.
" You've been talking in your sleep, Drew, " May giggled.
Drew was only memorized with her smile and all the stress in his mind had disappeared.
Author Note: I'm so sorry. Like, my computer broke down and I didn't know what to write for this chapter... And... This chapter sucks so bad! I'm really sorry. I'll update when I can.
I also started a new story about Zoey x Paul, its called, "Cold As You"
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