Disclaimer: I do not own the characters or settings. If I did, I would have the money to deal with being sued. As Square Enix owns them, I'm apparently broke.
「美少女戦士セーラームーン」, ("Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon") is owned by 武内直子様 (Naoko Takeuchi-sama).
Notes: Tatami are Japanese straw mats.
The Secretary
Episode 37: Meetings and Concussions
Sephiroth carried the 'Great Ninja Princess Yuffie' into Lord Godo's pagoda. Twisting and turning he came upon the lord in one of the back rooms. Placing the child onto the ground, he asked, "Does this belong to you?"
Lord Godo began to simultaneously apologize to the SOLDIER as he scolded the child. Jessie meanwhile decided to excuse herself for the bathroom. "Would you please sit and join me for tea, Mr. Sephiroth?" The silver-haired man knelt to sit upon his legs beside the coffee table. He pushed his hair back so that it pooled onto the tatami mat.
Lord Godo began to pour the tea. "… I have been expecting you for a while…"
"Yes… Some things came up." Sephiroth took the small, ceramic cup offered to him. He sipped the green tea slowly, loving the aroma in his nose.
"Hey, Boss!" He could hear Jessie coming into the room. He turned his head to the sound of her yelping, and she slammed her forehead onto the coffee table.
Sephiroth reached over and turned her over. "Jessie! Jessie, can you hear me!" Her eyes were closed. He opened an eyelid and looked into it. The amber ball was unfocused and non-reactive.
Jessie blinked a couple of times. Something's not right… She was lying in an unfamiliar bedroom. She sat up to stare at a blinking box. "Now what are you?"
She turned it over, but dropped it quickly as an obnoxious beeping sounded. She pulled herself out of bed, and kicked at the device. "… Okay…"
She looked around and noticed that she was having trouble seeing. On an end table, a pair of glasses sat. She picked them up tentatively and put them on. "Much better." She lifted the loud electronic and located the 'Off' switch.
"Ami-chan, we're going to be late!" Someone screamed from outside the window. 'Ami-chan'?
Jessie opened the window to see who was disturbing the blessed silence. And regretted it immediately. Outside she could make out Sephiroth waving her arms wildly and jumping up and down. Sephiroth was wearing a skirt and had her hair in pigtails with two dumpling-shaped sections on the top of her head. What is going on!
Jessie grabbed a stack of clothes and quickly put them on. She ran out of the apartment building, which was a lot cleaner than those of Midgar. She burst outside to be hugged by a somewhat skewed version of her boss.
Behind her a very annoyed black cat stood. "You two are going to be late for class." Jessie blinked. And then blinked again. She rubbed her eyes.
"Did that cat just talk?" Not-Sephiroth and the cat exchanged a confused look.
"Are you feeling… okay, Ami-chan?"
"No." And I'm not this 'Ami-chan' person. A bell rang in the distance.
"Oh no, we're late!" The dumpling-haired Sephiroth began to run down the street. Jessie shrugged and began afterwards. The cat ran beside the pair.
Sephiroth placed a hand onto Jessie's forehead. "No fever." She looked so peaceful when she slept.
Yuffie, the miniature ninja, plopped herself onto the futon that Jessie rested on. "So… How did she create fire without matches?"
Sephiroth looked at the little girl and blinked. He lifted his arm, revealing a Gold Armlet. Inside one could make out a restore materia. "It's called materia… It allows us to use 'magic'." 'What an unscientific term.'
"Cool… Can I see?"
Jessie was slammed into a building by a very ugly monster. "Kinda looks like Hojo," she mumbled.
"Moon Prism Power Make-Up!" Not-Sephiroth yelled. Ribbons engulfed her body. I have official lost it.
The black cat—which had a noticeable bald spot on it's head—bounced up to stand in front of Jessie. "Are you going to transform or not!"
Jessie narrowed her eyes at the feline. "1) I do not take orders from cats. Particularly talking ones. 2) I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!"
The cat rolled its eyes. "Just say, 'Mecury Power, Make-Up,' okay?"
Jessie pushed herself up from the wall and shrugged. "Okay whatever. Mercury Power, Make-Up." After a few moments of spinning in a void, she emerged in a distorted sailor-suit.
"Okay, now help Sailor Moon!"
Pulling down on the microscopic skirt, Jessie shook her head. "There is no way I'm fighting that messed-up Hojo-freak with my butt showing. Just not going to happen."
Sephiroth faced Lord Godo with his patent-pending 'Lie to me and you will die' face on. "Any… Hostilities in Wutai against the Shinra Electrical Company?"
The lord let out a sigh. "The same as ever… Grudges for the last war. But no militant actions, I assure you."
On the futon nearby, Jessie sat bolt upright. "FINE YOU STUPID CAT! SHABON SPRAY!" She blinked a couple of times. "… You don't have pigtails, Sephykins! Hooray!"
"Do I want to know what you're talking about?"
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Hee hee… Sephi-kins in a Sailor-fuka.
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