Whatever Happened to?

by Typedoutatnight

A collection of drabbles, blurbs, and one-shots set during the reaper war and after. Epilogues that explore the galaxy as a whole, examining Commander's Shepard's choices and the impact that they had on people's lives, no matter how great or how small that influence was. Told from various perspectives, this is a multifaceted window into the universe of Mass Effect. New from 41 up!

38. Advert: Francis Kitt

From Francis Kitt, the visionary that brought the galaxy an elcor Hamlet, comes his next completed production.

Shakespeare's Macbeth featuring a krogan lead...

Trailer fades in to a krogan holding a knife up to the light.

"Is this a dagger which I see before me. the handle towards my hand?"

Scene changes to four ardat-yakshi gathered around a cauldron.

"Eye of pyjak, Liver of salarian,

Fur of Nathak tongue of varren." *cackling in the background*

Announcer voice:

"You haven't experienced shakespeare until you've seen Francis Kitt's interpretation."

Scene changes to another asari.

"Out damned spot!"

Coming soon to stages near you!

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This is probably the shortest one I've written, right up there with the Blasto advert, but commercials are supposed to short. Anyhoo, we have another squadmate section coming up soon. Stay tuned!