Fran trudged out of his bedroom to breakfast and sat down. He ate his cereal quietly while sulking.

Lussuria looked up and asked, "ara, what's wrong Fran."

"I don't get my prize for a writing competition I entered..."

"How did YOU win? Ishishishi," Bel chuckled at him.

Marmon added an insult, "your spelling is horrendous."

Squalo interjected, "VOI! Ihad to proofread it. And I made it better. So Iwas the reason you won. But about that, you're going to school because your spelling and grammar is atrocious."

Fran's eyes widened with excitement, "REALLY, REALLY, REALLY?"

"He's more excited than I thought," Levi was slightly shocked but frowning like usual.

"Yes Fran, you're going to school you little shit," Squalo said.

Lussuria exclaimed, "CAPTAIN! LANGUAGE!" Squalo just rolled his eyes.

"SO WHEN DO I GO!?"

"We enrolled you and your first day is on Monday next week," Squalo told him.

Fran was getting more and more excited, "so this means I get to participate in normal school activities and get into school life dramas and finally get a girlfriend?"

"Fran you're only ni-" Squalo was interrupted.

Bel smirked evilly, "yes." Fran's eyes widened even more in excitement.

"Bu-" Lussuria was also interrupted by Bel.

He smiled evilly again, "shut up."

"Do I get a uniform and stuff?" Fran asked.

Squalo scowled at the task, "yes we're getting it."

"I'm not paying," Marmon stated just to get the point out.

Lussuria smiled, "I'm getting it all for you."

"I'm going to go spread the word and email everyone I'm going to school," Fran left the room.

"Ishishishi~" Bel smirked.

Levi looked to the direction Fran walked, "should we have told him where exactly he's going?"

"Nope," Bel kept smiling evilly.

Marmon smirked, "his reaction wen he comes back home on the first day is going to be absolutely priceless."

"And since his first day is actually tomorrow we don't have to wait that long," Squalo grinned.

"Ishishi, i can't wait."

MONDAY:

"Have a good day at school ok~ make lots of friends and listen to the teachers and don't be afraid to talk to anyone~" Lussuria waved as Fran stepped out of the car in school uniform (and without his apple hat on).

Fran walked away from the car, "bye." Lussuria still sat in the car watching Fran with anticipation. Fran looked up and the school sign: 'PACE ALL BOYS SCHOOL'. His eyes widened and he fell straight to his knees, still looking up.

Lussuria poked his head out of the car window, "okay, bye Fran have fun today." He drove away laughing.

Fran made the largest poker face, as he stood up and picked up his school bag. He looked around and saw an all girl's school a few blocks down the road. "I'm going there later," with that he walked inside.

A teacher walked up to him and spoke kindly, "oh you must be Fran, come with me and I'll show you your classroom." They both walked in and Fran had an absolute blank face.

"What's with him?..." all the boys started leaning over their desks and whispering.

A random kid stood out of his seat and pointed, "YOU'VE GOT GREEN HAIR!"

"Your point is."

"IT'S WEIRD!"

"Anyways..." his teacher pointed to a desk in the middle of the classroom. "Fran, your seat is over there you can go sit down."

"K," he walked over and sat at his new desk.

After school:

"Okay everyone, have a safe trip home," their teacher said as she dismissed them.

Fran stood outside of the girl's school while all the girls were walking out. He saw some random and cute girl his age. "Excuse me," Fran stretched out his arm.

The girl turned around, "hm?"

"Can I have directions?"

"To where?"

"Your heart." The girl started blushing when Fran asked, "what's your name?"

"Abby."

"Well then Abby, will you please be my girlfriend." Abby's blush grew even bigger and Fran was getting excited (though he didn't show it).

Abby frowned, "Sorry. My big brother won't approve." Fran pulled a poker face. "Sorry but...bye bye," she walked away from Fran.

"She reeks of Kristina and the captain," Fran frowned. Another girl walked by and Fran looked up, "excuse me. What's your name?"

The girl looked at him, "Claire."

"Well then Claire, you wanna go somewhere with me?"

"Impress me," she frowned.

Fran deadpanned, "I won the supreme crown of a beauty pageant in Japan ."

"YOU'RE WEIRD!" Claire screamed and ran away from Fran.

"I was told that'd get me a girlfriend." A really pretty and nice looking girl walked by. "Excuse me, what's your name?" Fran asked.

"Gwen," she smiled.

"I'm Fran. Would you like to be my girlfriend?"

Gwen looked up and down at Fran for a moment, "show me a trick."

Fran held his hand behind his back and used illusions to make flowers. He pulled them out and put one in Gwen's hair and then pulled a small smile (or big for Fran).

Gwen mega blushed and whispered, "... Yes... Fran... "

"Shall we go Princess Gwen?"

"Sure," she smiled.

Meanwhile:

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Squalo was rolling on the floor laughing, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Lussuria was also laughing, "YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE HE FELL ON HIS KNEES! I COULD LITERALLY SEE HIS AURA OF GLOOM!"

"So who's gonna pick him up?" Levi asked.

"NOT ME 'CAUSE I CAN'T CONTAIN MY LAUGHTER AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!" Squalo was still rolling on the floor laughing his ass off.

Meanwhile:

"Thanks for walking me home Fran," Gwen kissed him on the cheek.

"Let's walk to school together tomorrow."

"Okay!" Gwen grinned and walked inside her house.

The Varia car rolled up to Fran and Lussuria poked his head out, "why are you out here hurry up." He was full of anticipation to see Fran's gloominess first hand.

"Sorry," Fran hopped into the car happily.

Lussuria frowned, "why are you so happy?"

"I'll tell you later," Fran smirked.

At dinner:

"So how'd you like school ishishishi," Bel smirked. Squalo was already silently laughing.

Fran answered, "I got a girlfriend." Xanxus spit out his food and started coughing and Bel froze.

"WWWHHHHHAAAATTTT!" Lussuria screamed.

"Did you pay her," Marmon asked.

Levi shouted, "DAFUQ?!"

"VVVVOOOIII ARE YOU MESSING WITH US !?"

"Nope." Everyone fell silent. "By the way, why did you send me to an all boys school?" Fran asked.

"GOTTA GO INTERROGATE YAMAMOTO TAKESHI BYE!" Squalo quickly ran out of the dining room.

"LOUD TRASH!" Xanxus shouted, took the rest of his food and stormed off to his room.

"I found a lot of money on the street, gotta go count it," Marmon hastily flew out of the room. Lussuria and Bel sat there silently. "…"

Fran asked again, "well?"

"It gave you the best education..." Lussuria looked away and Bel was still silent. Fran frowned not believing them.

Bel mumbled, "um.. We were told to send you there."

"By who? "

"...Captain."

"Stupid long haired captain~" Fran walked out of the dining room. Lussuria and Bel had a very long sigh of relief and they fell off their chairs in the process.

The next day:

Gwen walked out of her house, "hi Fran!"

"Hello~ I'm here to escort you my lady," Fran held out his hand and Gwen grinned.

At school:

"I'm bored~" a kid from Fran's class grumbled and looked out the window. "WHAT!" he exclaimed as he fell off his chair.

Another kid walked up, "huh? Dude what's wrong?"

The first kid ran towards the window, opened it and poked his head out while pointing, "IT'S FRAN AND HE'S WITH A GIRL!"

"WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!" Everyone in his class ran towards the window and looked out. "WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT ! "

Fran dropped Gwen off at school, "have a good day."

"Bye," Gwen waved and walked inside. Fran then walked to his school and into his classroom.

All of the boys shouted at him, "WHY WERE YOU WALKING WITH THAT GIRL!?"

"We're going out," Fran deadpanned.

"WWWHHHAAAAATT!"

The teacher then walked in, "everyone sit down, it's time for class ."

The first boy who saw Fran wrote on a small piece of paper and put it on Fran's desk. Fran looked at it for a second and then read it.

Note: Hi my name is, Arthur! Fran, how did you get Gwen to go out with you!?

Fran made a poker face and wrote a reply. He passed it back to Arthur who opened the note.

Note: Cs I gaef hre flauwos.

Arthur made the largest poker face, scribbled on the note and passed it to Fran.

Note: What?

Fran sighed, wrote again and passed the note back to Arthur.

Note: I gaef hre flauwos cnt u rid?

Arthur made an even larger poker face and scribbled on the note. Fran picked it up and read it.

Note: Demonstration please?

Fran held his hand behind his back and used illusions to make flowers. He whispered to Arthur, "see?"

Arthur stared at Fran for a good five minutes in astonishment. He wrote on the not and passed it to Fran.

Note: How did you do that?

Fran replied.

Note: Imm mojik.

Arthur lost all expression as he read the note. The teacher looked up, saw them and she asked, "what are you doing?"

Fran held up the illusionary flowers, "these are for you," he passed them to her with no expression and emotion at all.

"Oh... Thank you, Fran." She took the flowers from Fran and put them in a vase on the bookshelf.

When Fran sat back down, Arthur whispered, "how did you do that?!"

"Magic."

"I don't believe you."

"Wanna see something else?" Fran held out his hand and summoned an illusionary pineapple. "This is my cousin Mukuro."

"Are you deluded into believing your cousin is a pineapple and anyways, where did you get that pineapple all of a sudden?!" Arthur exclaimed.

Their teacher snapped from the front of the class, "Arthur and Fran, pay attention!"

Arthur immediately looked forward, "sorry!"

Fran ripped another piece of paper, wrote on it quickly and passed it to Arthur. He gulped before opening and reading the note.

Note: Toljya imm mojik.

Arthur's eyes widened in disbelief that he could seriously be that bad at spelling. Fran smirked and wrote on another note. Arthur quickly read it.

Note: Ill shao yuo moure ladr.

Arthur had a poker face for the rest of class…

At lunch:

All of the kids from Fran's class gathered around him, "WHAT DID YOU DO!?"

"What do you mean?" Fran asked.

One of the kids stepped forward (let's call him Bob), "how did you get Gwen to like you?!"

"I gave her flowers."

"But it was your first day. Where'd you get the flowers from!?" Bob was very confused.

"Hiya," Fran made another illusion of a flower bouquet.

Arthur shouted, "I still don't understand!"

Fran deadpanned, "magic."

"Don't lie, Fran!"

"I'm not."

"Wait," Bob stopped them, "I heard that mafioso can use magic. Fran are you in the mafia?! "

Fran thought to himself, 'captain told me not to say anything but he sent me to an all boys school.' Fran frowned, "I'm an assassin in a very powerful Italian Mafia."

Everyone froze for a minute and then started cracking up laughing.

"MAFIA? YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT? HAHAHA," Arthur was rolling on the floor laughing.

Fran had a poker face, "I'm not lying."

"BUT YOU'RE NINE! YOU CAN'T BE IN THE MAFIA HAHAHA!" Bob was rolling on the floor laughing parallel to Arthur."

Fran thought to himself, 'what would someone do to make them stop laughing...?'

"SHUT UP TRASH!" Xanxus throws shit at people.

"VOOOII SHUT UP" Squalo knocks them out.

"Shut up," Bel throws knives.

"Shut up or that's 500000 euros from all of you," Marmon frowns.

"DONT MOCK ME!" Levi knocks them out.

"Hmm..." Lussuria walks away.

"Kufufu...shut up will you," Mukuro throws a pineapple or stabs them.

"SHUT UP!" Jana shouts.

"Get the fuck out," Kristina orders.

Fran made a poker face at all his bad role models, "stop laughing..." Bob and Arthur ignored him and continued laughing. Fran through a rock at them, "shut up." But, they still continued laughing their asses off. "I said stop laughing already ," he started throwing illusionary pineapples at them. They all shut up and froze "Thank you," Fran frowned, "so now you know that I'm in the mafia 'cause I can randomly summon pineapples out of no where."

"Okay we believe you," Bob held up his arms in front of him.

After school:

Fran was waiting outside the Gwen's school gate, "hello Gwen~"

"Fran. We need to talk," Gwen frowned.

"Huh? What is it?"

Gwen hesitated, "...I saw what you did to those boys before...You threw things at them..."

"Yes and?" Fran made a poker face.

"...I didn't know you would be such a horrible person."

"I just threw a rock and a pineapple," Fran's poker face grew larger.

Gwen scolded, "you wasted a pineapple that someone else in this world is pleading for... You used it for your own selfish reason to make them stop laughing at you... You threw a rock that someone else gets money by chipping and selling for the same selfish reason..."

He was not liking where this was going, "your point?"

"We should break up..."

Back at Varia Castle:

Everyone sat down for dinner. Fran was eating very, very slowly.

"Why are you so gloomy?" Levi frowned.

Marmon looked up from calculating bills and eating, "bullies?"

"He'd deserve that, ishishishi," Bel had his big Cheshire cat smile.

"I told some classmates I was in the mafia 'cause I made an illusionary pineapple and flowers," Fran began to explain.

Squalo rose from his seat, "VOOOIII I TOLD YOU TO STAY QUIET ABOUT THAT!"

"And you sent me to an all boys school," Fran quickly glared at Squalo who sat back down. "Well they all started laughing so I threw rocks and pineapples at them."

"Your point?" Lussuria asked.

"Gwen saw and broke up with me."

"AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Squalo burst into a deafening laughter and his eyes even began watering.

"Ishishishishi!"

Marmom was snickering and Levi laughed with his hand over his mouth, "hahah!" Lussuria was chuckling and Xanxus snorted.

Fran frowned, "captain, if you don't be quiet, I'm going after your sister again." Squalo shut up and glared at Fran.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Xanxus fell off of his chair and rolled on the floor laughing.

"Well that was solved quickly," Marmon clicked his tongue.

Bel frowned, "but you deserved to be broken up with, revealing your mafia title like that."

"Bel-senpai, you're just jealous 'cause you've never had a girlfriend."

"Ishishi, a prince doesn't need a girlfriend. He needs a princess."

Levi smirked remembering, "in other words you want Princess Peach, am I correct? "

"You're right," Fran's eyes widened also remembering.

"..." Marmon made an illusionary Princess Peach.

Fran turned to Bel, "now kiss her."

"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" Levi chanted. Xanxus stared.

Squalo smiled evilly, "VOOOIII! DO IT!"

"Ooo let me take a picture, then I'll send it to everyone down in Japan," Lussuria took out his camera and smirked.

"I won't charge if I get to see you do this," Marmon said.

Fran asked, "well?"

Bel frowned and then kissed the illusion. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!" everyone gaped. Lussuria immediately took a picture. Fran quickly made an illusion on Mario.

"MAMA MIA!" You could tell Bel was staring nervously at Mario after he finished the kiss. Lussuria took another picture and the illusions disappeared.

"You actually did it..." Squalo mumbled, surprised.

"Hmmm...her lips were overly huge."

Levi shouted, "WE DON'T NEED THE DETAILS"

"Yah~ we do... Continue," Fran stared at Bel.

"It was disgusting."

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Squalo fell off his chair.

"Going to send this to everyone in japan ta ta~" Lussuria skipped out of the dining room.

Marmom frowned, "...Bel, why'd you do it? I could've gotten more money."

"Tch! You're all so immature," Xanxus was still laughing though.

Fran stated, "That just brightened my day."

"Shut up," Bel threw knives into Fran's apple hat.

"THAT WAS STILL PRICELESS!" Squalo laughed.

"I'M USING THIS AGAINST YOU FOREVER!" Levi grinned.

Fran looked towards Squalo, "by the way, I don't think I want to go to school anymore."

Meanwhile in Japan:

Everyone was casually hanging out in their classroom. Jana took out her phone and checked her email because it just beeped.

Email: Check out these wonderful photos~ Lussuria
Photo of Fran in school uniform.
Photo of Bel kissing Princess Peach.
Photo of Bel just after kissing peach and Mario's standing there shocked.

Jana just took a sip of water but when she saw the photos she spit it out, "OMG WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN ITALY!?" She turned around, "GUYS COME OVER HERE AND CHECK THIS OUT!"

"EH?! WATS GOING ON?!" Kristina ran over.

Gokudera walked over next to Jana, "what is it? What is it!?"

"Wait what?!" Tsuna also ran over.

Yamamoto followed after, "hey wait for me!"

Fran in school uniform.

Everyone froze for a minute. "PFFTHAHAHAHAHA!" Kristina cracked up and fell on a classroom desk. "OMFG WHAT ARE THEY DOING? IS THAT A JOKE HAHAHAHAHA!" She was hysterical.

"Wait a sec Kristina come back there's more!" Jana called her back

She walked over, "kk."

Bel kissing Peach.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE KNIFE BASTARD IS A PRINCESS PEACH FANBOY HAHAHAHA!" Gokudera fell on the floor.

"And here's Mario in the next one," Jana showed them the last picture.

"HEY JANA!" Kristina laughed, "CAN YOU EMAIL HIM BACK AND ASK," she inhaled, "WHY FRAN WENT TO SCHOOL!" She fell on the floor laughing and Yamamoto and Tsuna watched the two wide eyed. "NO ACTUALLY, WAIT A SEC I'M GONNA ASK SQUALO NOW!" Kristina pulled out her phone and dialed the number, "k everyone be quiet please..."

Beep beep ... Beep beep

Squalo answered, "hey Kristina, what is it? "

"Squalo... We just got an email from Lussuria.." Everyone was laughing behind Kristina, "care to explain."

"Did he actually send it?" Squalo began laughing his ass off on the other side of the phone.

"What the fuck is up with those pictures."

"I'll explain."

Kristina put her phone on speaker and everyone moved closer.

"Well I sent Fran to school after I experienced first hand how bad his writing was because he entered a competition."

"OMG," Jana's eyes widened, "he actually wrote that story with Sil!? Did Bel like tell him about him?"

"Yeah and you read it? Well I pretty much fixed the whole thing before he entered it. Well I decided to send him to school. I knew he'd want to talk to girls so I sent him to an all boys' school for the fun of it."

"Is he over Kristina yet?" Yamamoto frowned.

"Yes, hopefully," Squalo frowned.

"Good," Kristina also frowned.

Gokudera laughed, "LOOOL!"

"So Fran did go to school and his reaction was priceless. But he somehow got a girlfriend on the first day from a school a few blocks down."

Tsuna made a huge poker face. Jana stood there shocked, "your joking right? Tell me your joking."

"It's the truth. Well the next day he revealed he was in the mafia by showing some classmates illusions... And then his girlfriend broke up with him so he was gloomy at dinner." Everyone loled.

"But what's with Bel kissing peach," Kristina asked.

Gokudera turned and asked Jana, "did you know he likes peach?"

"I had no idea Bel was a peach fan boy."

"Fran was teasing Bel that he never had a girlfriend so he must be jealous even though Fran only had one for a day. Bel said he only liked princesses and Levi pointed out peach 'cause turns out Bel likes her from playing Mario Karts one time. Marmon made an illusion and he kissed her. Then Fran made Mario. And Lussuria took the pictures," Squalo finished explaining through the phone.

Everyone stood there silently.

"...Hello?"

Everyone began laughing like crazy.

"PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT?" Kristina was laughing hysterically.

"I'm absolutely serious you can even ask Bossu."

"Ok can you give the phone to him then?" Jana asked.

"Okay."

There was some ruffling and Xanxus picked up the phone, "...What do you want?"

"Is everything that Squalo-san said true?" Tsuna asked.

"Yeah I was there, even for Mario Kart."

"Oh yeah how did the thing with Belphegor and Princess Peach come up?" Yamamoto was hysterically laughing.

"Bel was playing as Peach and then we all assumed that either he was a fanboy or he's gay. And we thought that him being a fanboy was more amusing."

Kristina asked, "also with Fran's story, Jana said that in the article the prize was 'anything he wanted'. Did he get it?"

"No they didn't get him a girlfriend because Squalo ripped the address."

"BAHAHAHAHAHA!" Gokudera began laughing.

"Anyway trash, I'm giving the phone back to the Stupid Shark."

"Ok ok gotcha," Yamamoto laughed.

Squalo picked up, "you done asking questions yet? "

Kristina giggled, "hold on is Fran still going to school?"

"He said he didn't want to anymore."

"One more thing. What do you mean Fran threw pineapples at classmates?" Jana asked.

"I'm not sure I'll put him on quickly."

There was ruffling and Fran picked up the phone, "hello~"

"Fran, why did you throw pineapples at your classmates," Jana frowned.

"Some kid named Arthur wanted to know how I got a girlfriend so I showed him that I gave her flowers out of nowhere. He asked how I did it and I told him magic. To prove it, I made an illusionary pineapple and said it was my cousin Mukuro."

Jana face palmed, "You're such an idiot."

"BAHAHAHA!" Kristina laughed. Tsuna gaped.

"At lunch the kids asked if I was in the mafia and I said yes. They didn't take it seriously and wouldn't stop laughing so I threw a rock and pineapples at them."

"Who taught you to do something like that?" Tsuna asked.

"Hmmm... Shishou," Fran deadpanned.

Jana face palmed even harder, "why do you learn from Mukuro?!"

"Anyway I'm going to my room now bye bye," Fran hung up.

"...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," everyone fell on the floor laughing. Vino walked up and kicked Kristina's leg.

"Ouchie. Heh? Vino? Since when were you here?" Kristina asked.

"The whole time you guys were laughing your asses off. It was extremely annoying."

"Ok ok we're sorry," Yamamoto smiled.

"Truly," Gokudera nodded his head.

"By the way, Hibari-san says he's gonna bite you to death." Everyone froze.

END OF CHAPTER

OK, so I'm back from Thailand :P Truthfully I came back last week but I've been spending this time finalising etc... School starts soon and we're in high school now!
~HeartHayato