Sorry, had a bit of Writer's block.
Shout-out to my mom, who showed my sisters' jumpstart, causing them to sit at the computer for about 6 hours yesterday.
Another shout out to my daddy, who LET my sisters' sit on the computer and play jumpstart for 6 hours. If I even attempted that, I would be off at about the 3 hour mark.
So thanks to my mom and daddy for not letting me update until now!
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Disclaimer: I wish I owned House of Anubis, but I do not.
Ryan's POV:
After Alyssa went upstairs, Amber started talking.
"Okay, so you probably want to know about my family. My real dad died 6 years ago, and everybody suspects that my mom, Vera, murdered him. My dad left everything to me, but mom took everything but the money. Talia is also my sister. She was very nice until mom turned her over to the dark side. About a year after my real dad died, mom married Mick's dad, and Mick is now my step-brother. My step dad also was killed. Talia is now pregnant" she finishes"
But your last name is Devinish!" I say to her
"Yeah, because I kept my dad's last name!" she tells me
"It was Vera Devinish when she worked here" mom says
"She worked here?" Amber and I say at the same time.
Aunt Amber nods. "She was really nice, until we figured out that she was a meanie!"
"That's why I saw them in the exam room! Amber, do you know who the father is?" dad asks. I gulp. I knew this was coming.
"Yes, I do. Ryan also knows, and he might want to break the news to you!" Amber says, looking at me.
"Ryan, who is it?" mom asks
I look down. "It's me" I say
"What?" dad screeches. He is as bad as Aunt Amber.
I look up and see everyone, except Amber, with wide eyes.
"I didn't want to have a baby with her! She forced me!" I tell them. They seem to relax.
"It's not fair!" Freddie blurts out
"What's not fair?" Uncle Eddie asks him
"That he is only 11 and he already had-OW! "Aunt Amber cuts him off by stomping his foot.
Everyone turns their attention back to me.
"Ryan, what is Talia going to do?" mom asks
I shrug. "Amber?"
She shrugs as well. "I think she was going to raise it by herself"
"Okay, well, we will talk about this in the morning" dad says
"Come on Amber" I say, and I take her hand and pull her to our room.
Eddie's POV:
"Wow, Talia is very messed up if she can have a baby with Ryan" Patricia says. We were lying in bed, talking.
"I know, but what did she expect? He probably did hit puberty" I say
Patricia yawns. "Whatever. Good night"
"Good night, Yakker" I say as I turn off the light and fall asleep
HEHE, EDDIE'S DREAM!
I wake up in a room full of people. Huh? I see Yakker, and this girl that looks like Ariana Grande. As I get closer to them, I see I really is Ariana Grande! How does she know her….. I walk up to them
"Hey Yakker" I say
Patricia looks at me. "Uh, hi"
Ariana leans close to Patricia. "Who's he?"
I snap at Ariana "What do you mean, who's he?"
"It means we have no idea who you are, dufus!" Patricia says
"I would think that you would know who your husband is!" I say to her
"Yeah, but you are not him" Patricia says
"Uh, yeah I am! Remember, Dana? Adam?" I ask her
Ariana looks up from her phone. "I thought you didn't release their names to the press!"
"We didn't. This must be a creeper" Patricia talks to Ariana like I'm not there.
"I am not a creeper! I know this because I am the father of them both!" I argue
"No, Josh is!"
I stop. "Who the hell is Josh?"
"Josh is my husband!" Patricia says
"No, I, EDISON THOMAS MILLER AM YOUR HUSBAND!" I scream.
A boy with dark hair comes up. "Patricia, who the hell is he?"
"Apparently, dufus here thinks that he is my husband" she tells him.
"Hi, I'm Eddie. You are?"I say, sticking my hand out to him. He takes off his sunglasses and I finally know who he is.
"I'm Josh" he says. It's Josh Hutcherson.
"Wait, I know how to settle this!" Ariana says
"How?" we all ask her
"Patricia, say your last name!" Ariana says
"If it's Miller than she's your wife, and if it's Hutcherson, she is truly mine!" Josh says
"My name is Patricia Grace Hutcherson" Patricia says
"SEE! I TOL- wait, what did you just say?" I start screaming at Josh, and then realize what she just said
"She is my wife" Josh says
"Oh, it's okay. Better luck next time!" Ariana says, and then kisses me on the cheek.
It starts burning all over my cheek. I look over and see 3 Senkhara's!
"You will pay for this!" I scream at them. They just keep laughing.
END OF EDDIE'S DREAM!
I wake with a start, and make my way down to the bathroom. I almost scream. There is a huge Anubis mark on my cheek.
Eeep! Let's see: 5 dreams down, one more to go! Love you guys! BOOMBA!
P.S.
I am going to a party on Friday, the rib feast on Saturday, and then my sister is throwing a party on Sunday!
If I don't update either this or You're Not Alone on one of these days, please forgive me!