SO, I was going to finish the New Moon thing in honor of the movie coming out, but my Mom accidently deleted it. And I can't remember most of what I wrote, so I decided to do what any good procrastinator would, and said, "Screw it; I'll work on it later". So far later STILL hasn't come. But one day I swear it will. Maybe belatedly for Eclipse.

Actually life in general has been kind of like that lately. I mean me being lazy. Except that I've been really busy at the same time. But I digress.

At any rate hopefully my unofficial hiatus is over. I have some more chapters stored up that should get me through the next month.

(THIS IS SET WHEN NESSIE IS AN ADULT)

Hybridchik07: Jake! How could you do this, you… you… you jack rabbit?!!!

Wolfman5: Jack rabbit? What kind of insult is that?

Hybridchik07: Don't distract me! I will not be distracted! Why did you do it?!

Wolfman5: Seth and Embry tricked me! It's their fault!

Hybridchik07: Wait! You actually did something?!

Wolfman5: Psh, of course not. Why would you ever think a silly thing like that?

Hybridchik07: Because you just said so!

Wolfman5: No I didn't! You must be imagining things.

Hybridchik07: Jake. All you have to do is scroll up and you can see that you said that Dumb, and Dumb Ass tricked you into doing something.

Wolfman5: Well I'll be damned! You're right! I must have been sleep typing.

Hybridchik07: Jake, cut the crap. What did you do?

Wolfman5: I'd just like to start with reminding you that none of this is my fault.

Hybridchik07: What. Did. You. Do?

Wolfman5: Well, we were hanging out in Seattle for Paul's bachelor party. Paul, Jared, Sam, Quil and I refused were refusing to go to the club like Embry and Seth wanted us to. So we were wandering around town with nothing to do. Finally we decided to bet on who could do the most jello shots at this bar. And may I just say that I TOTALLY won! 20!

Hybridchik07: You're not helping yourself here.

Wolfman5: Anyways, we wound up drunk. But we didn't want to go home so we decided to play paintball. Seth and Embry convinced me that it'd be awesome to load super glue into the gun. So I did. And I may have possibly misaimed and hit this 12 year old kid instead of Paul.

Hybridchik07: Please tell me there were no charges.

Wolfman5: Well… the kids dad was pretty mad. The kid had to go to the hospital because I misaimed into his face. And the police may have been called. So I was arrested.

Hybridchik07: Oh God. I am going to KILL you!

Wolfman5: But it turned out fine! They broke me out!

Hybridchik07: So you're telling me that you were arrested because you hit a kid in the face with a paint gun loaded with super glue because you were drunk on jello shots and then you BROKE OUT OF PRISON!!!

Wolfman5: Pretty much.

Hybridchik07: UGH!!! YOU ARE DEAD YOU MUTT!

(hybridchik07 has signed out)

Wolfman5: What'd I do?

Oh, one thing I forgot in my huge authors note: I'm changing my username. It's now lunar-eclipse95.