Dear Russia
I guess you know what it's like to have your house broken in by your sister...but that insane California does it every time I leave the house on a business trip! She gets her weird smelling perfume all over my papers, pokes through my personal belongings - she's just...ARGH!
She's a disaster waiting to happen!
Sorry for ranting about my sister on this letter...what I wanted to ask was, since Belarus follows you all the time, do you have any kind of security methods that keeps peeping sisters out of the house? And if you do, please...all of my plans don't seem to work on her...
Also, the next time you see China, tell him his shipment of sunflowers is being delayed because LIZZY decided to 'borrow' the ships captain, and we have to find a new one...(sigh)
Maybe if I visited Alaska for a while she'd leave me alone. She can't stand the cold.
To you from the USA!
Washington (Amelia E. Jones)
Vashington,
Unfortunately, I absolutely do know what that is like, sigh... Californiya sounds like a bother, but at least she does not want to marry you. (She calls me strange names, I think she likes me..) You should probably bring your personal belongings with you next time.
Every method I have tried, Belarus has found way to conquer. I would suggest putting electric fence around your house or something, hehehe.. but I could not do that myself, though.
Da, I will tell him. I usually follow him around when he goes for walks, but- uh, do not tell him that.
I do not blame her for disliking cold. Alaska is good place to be, however.
Good luck~
Russia