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A/N: Okay, got an strange idea last night. I'm not sure if any of you had ever read 'If You Give a Mouse a Cookie' or 'If You Give a Moose a Muffin' books (or the others that I'm not familiar with) but I took the idea and yeah. So I don't own the idea either. But still. Anyway, my housemate said it was good so here we go. Enjoy!
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If you give Ianto an artifact for the achieves he will go down and file it under 'A' for 'Artifact' or 'D' for 'Dangerous Artifact'. While down there he will sneeze from the dust of the other artifacts. He will have to go to his desk down in the achieves for a tissue. While he is looking at the box he will frown as he realized he used his last tissue. Ianto will then go to the supply closet to grab another box. While in the closet he will see post-its and realize that they don't use them. So he will grab them and put one pack on each desk. While he's putting the post-its on the desks he will be asked for some coffee. While at the coffee machine he will debate what kind of coffee to make and if something should go with it. Ianto will see that he still has some dark chocolate beside the coffee beans and will smile to himself as he grabs the dark chocolate. He will forget about making the coffee and climb up to Myfanway's nest. While up there he will realize that it hasn't been cleaned in a while and after giving her some dark chocolate will climb back down to grab his cleaning supplies. While he is cleaning the nest Ianto will sing to himself which will lead to Myfanway joining in. Because the two are singing Ianto will not hear the alarm go off or that the team went out to investigate it. When he is done cleaning the nest he will go down and pick up a few things waiting for the others to get back from the rift alert. While waiting he will make a list of things that need to be restocked. Ianto will look up when the others come back with an artifact. One of them will then give Ianto the artifact for the achieves that will be filed under 'A' for 'Artifact' or 'D' for 'Dangerous Artifact'.
If you give Jack a coffee, he'll ask for a HobNob to go with it. When he give him the HobNob he'll need a napkin as he's a messy eater. He'll then have to look in the mirror to make sure he hasn't got crumbs in some places he shouldn't. When he looks in the mirror he'll notice that Ianto is picking up some trash. Jack will then leer and need to talk to Ianto. When Ianto comes over they have a short conversation that will lead to Jack pouting. Jack will of course start on his paper work that Ianto told him to, along the way he has to draw some diagrams on the edges of reports which leads to Jack smirking. His pen will run out of ink so he will have to get up and find some more. While up and about he will notice that it is lunch time so he will have Ianto order some food for them all to eat together as a team. He will smile at his team as they eat lunch. Jack is still a messy eater and so he will have to go down in his room and change his shirt after eating his meal which will lead to him taking a shower. Once he is done with his shower he will go back to his office and look down at his team. Jack will then see Ianto raise an eyebrow at him so he'll sit back down at his desk and look like he is doing paper work. He will, of course get munchy for something around two and will go searching for a HobNob. Of course once Jack gets a HobNob he'll need some coffee to go with it.
If you give Toshiko a new computer program she will sit at her computer until someone turns the screen off which will cause Tosh to glare and possibly yell at them. They will tell her that she needs to go home, it's late. Tosh will be surprised at the time and nod. Tosh will have to take public transportation home because she is too tired to drive and she hadn't realized it. Once at her house she will frown when she doesn't have enough change for the fair and she'll say be right back. She will run inside her house and glare at her empty change purse. Tosh will then lift up the cushions of her sofa looking for some spare money. After finding enough she will go pay the driver and watch him drive off with a smile to herself. She had found a picture of a Christmas party in her sofa. Tosh will put the picture up on her refrigerator with a magnet of a cat. While looking at the cat she will think of her pet goldfish that she has. Tosh will go to feed her three goldfish and smile as they swim about. She will then notice that she isn't that tired and will open a book while sitting on her sofa. She'll get a few pages into the book before she remembers how she had left her computer on at home which is connected through the network with her computer at work. She will walk over to her computer and turn it on, opening the program that she had been working on when the screen got turned off. Tosh will then of course start working on the program again.
If you give Owen an alien body he will put on his apron so that no blood will get on his clothes. Owen will then glare down at his apron as it's still dirty from the last autopsy he performed. Opening his mouth he will yell at Ianto and describe as to why his apron is not clean and why it should be. Ianto will then either ignore him or hit upside the head. Either option will cause him to walk up to Jack's off and barge in without knocking. Because he didn't knock he didn't realize that Jack was on the phone which makes Jack glare at Owen who glares back before saying he'd be back later. While waiting for the phone call to end Owen will start playing a video game on his computer. After leveling up in the game he will once again barge into Jack's office without knocking. This time Owen will scream in horror and run away as he caught Jack and Ianto snogging. He will need to find some work to get his mind away from what he had seen, Owen will grab some of his notes so that he could continue his work on Weevils. He will grab his leather jacket before going as it's colder down there. Once in his leather jacket Owen will sit down across from Janet's cell and watch her. He will wonder how Weevils all wear clothes. After a time of watching Janet he will move to other aliens they have in their cells. Owen will rant when he comes to a cell of a dead alien, he will then, of course, go up and get some help to bring the alien to the medical bay. Owen will not look Jack or Ianto in the eyes as they help him lift the alien to the gurney but he will try and get the image of them snogging out of his mind. After the three of them get the dead alien on the autopsy table he will put on his apron so that no blood will get on his clothes.
If you give Gwen a smile she will smile back and walk over to you claiming you need to go to a café with her. Gwen will put on a light jacket as it's chilly outside and make sure you put yours on as well. She will fuss over you if you don't button your jacket up as you might get a cold. The two of you will use the invisible lift which causes people to look at you oddly when you appear out of no where but Gwen will ignore this and lead you to her favorite café. Once inside she will not order any coffee as she has trouble drinking anyone but Ianto's coffee nowadays. She will order tea for herself along with a new kind pastry she saw in an advertisement. Gwen will sit across from you and give you her biggest eyes, she will ask you why you smiled the way you did. She will work to hear every little thing about your life and by the end of it you will feel like Gwen interrogated you. You will mention this to her and Gwen will laugh saying that she doesn't do well in that department. Jack's job is to interrogate. While out at the café she will mention what type of foods Rhys likes to order which will make her ask about your love life. She will frown at whatever news she gets, wanting to make it better. Gwen will ask the waitress for some paper and something to write with and she will plan out a way to make your love life better, no matter if you are happy with what you have or not. She will add little drawings to what she came up with so that you can better understand what she is talking about. Gwen will hand over the paper and claim it was time to get back to work. Once back inside someone will say something humorous and Gwen will notice that you smiled.