Sorry for the delay! Chapter 38 is updated, full on humor! -SSGSS Aym

CH. 38: Kakashi's Gender Bender! Karin's Relative!

Kakashi's House

This next morning, Kakashi was yawning out of bed. He went to the dining room to get a drink of water. As he gulp some water, he starts choking, and pay himself in the back stop the choking. Something had happen to him after he was choking. He took a quick shower to wash his body and his silver hair, and then dry himself. He saw one of Oturan's thin undergarment that a G-string, and quickly put on his new extremely thin undergarments that he suddenly have from Oturan, and then wear his usual jonin clothes. He starts sighing.

Someone rang the doorbell as he opens the front door. Naruto and Oturan, in her same outfit from last time with her T-shirt, was out in the front door. The two young ninjas seem to be ready to train. Oturan even bought her Metal Blade and Aura Whirlwind with her.

"Hello, there," greeted Kakashi. "Kakashi sensei, good thing I finally know where you live!" Naruto sighed. "Good or bad morning, Kakashi, there's one thing you missed about last month," sighed Oturan. She glared at Kakashi. "You promise us to do a deflect weapon throwing training! Just what are you up to for the last four weeks?"

"I was acting almost feminine, which was one of my secrets that I cannot tell you kids," Kakashi said. "That's why I'm working so hard for the last month from getting my cover blown." Naruto starts giggling, and then laugh harder. "You were acting so feminine, right?" laughed Naruto. "You were born to be feminine!"

Oturan punched Naruto in the head. Her punch is far powerful than Sakura. "Be quiet, Naruto!" Oturan shouted. Naruto groaned in pain as he rubbed his lump on his head. "You're more as powerful as Sakura!" groaned Naruto. Oturan stares cheerfully at Kakashi. "Let's train like you promise us at the training field!" Oturan said. "Let's go," said Kakashi.

Training Field

Naruto and Oturan was standing in front of Kakashi as he stand behind the three logs. This is just like the time Naruto was wrapped around with a rope. "So, today's lesson for you guys are the deflect weapon throwing training, right?" The masked man asked. "Yeah," Naruto said. "You two will take out one kunai knife in order for this training to be complete," said Kakashi. "Your kunai knives will be thrown like a boomerang." Naruto and Oturan give each of their kunai knife to Kakashi.

Kakashi quickly threw their own kunai knives at them as Naruto and Oturan evaded. "Whoa!" Naruto exclaimed. "What was that?" asked Oturan. "Careful, the same weapons that I hurl at you comes back to stabbed you in the butt!" Kakashi laughed. Naruto and Oturan turn at their knives quickly to evaded their own weapons that was thrown by Kakashi. "Excellent work, you two. Naru, I'll start with you." He took out a book that is title, "Make Out Paradise," and squatted down.

"Can you evade this with your bookworm hobbies?" asked Oturan. She threw another of her kunai knife at Kakashi while he evaded. Oturan's kunai knife landed on a tree. She struggled with her chakra to move her kunai knife to another direction. As her kunai knife changes direction, it suddenly stab Kakashi in the left buttock. "Oh," Kakashi exclaims.

Naruto glared at Oturan as his eyes are whiten in Naruto style. "Hey! How dare you stab Kakashi sensei's butt!" shouted Naruto. "It's okay, Naruto," Kakashi laughed. "At least I'm not wearing any underpants!" He suddenly transform to a woman. Oturan's eyes widened in Naruto's style. "Kakashi?!" exclaimed Oturan. Naruto starts laughing at the feminine Kakashi. "I wish that lady can do something to Kakashi sensei, but she look ridiculous!" laughed Naruto.

"You, young lady, you have erotic clothes under your shirt!" The feminine Kakashi said. He, uh, she, grabs Oturan's butt. "Is there a place where you brought that clothes you're wearing?" Oturan's face was bright red. "Let my weapon do all the talking here!" shouted Oturan. The young demi Saiyan pulls her two swords out of her sword cases on her back. The female Kakashi turns back to the normal Kakashi. "Oh, what just happened?" Kakashi exclaimed. "Kakashi sensei, you were a girl seconds ago!" laughed Naruto.

"Do you mind letting go of my rear end, Kakashi?" Oturan groaned in disgust. Kakashi stares at himself, and stare at his hand toward Oturan's bottoms, and at himself again. "Oh, my goodness! I'm so embarrassed!" exclaimed Kakashi. His face turns red as he ran away. "I knew it! He is born to be a gender bender!" Naruto laughed harder. "What if he shows off his feminine side in front of Pervy Sage, or maybe that other pervert that I trained with?"

"You're right about Kakashi," growled Oturan, in disgust. "I'm sure he'll tell us that he was born to act feminine, but he might have a curse under his sleeves! I feel sick, so train while I'm gone." She vanished.

Senkaiken Residence

Most of the Senkaiken members are chattering in the living room. Someone rang the doorbell. Mosuke opened the door. "It's you, Oturan," Mosuke said, in a careless tone. "About time, Oturan! Someone is calling you for a discussion! Seems that you were training with Naruto and Kakashi earlier!" said Oturan's father. "Who's calling me?" Oturan asked.

A light blue cat appeared jumping toward Oturan and standing up with his staff. "Oh, my! You look like Karin!" "I happen to be Soren, Karin's younger brother," replied the blue cat. He stares at everyone else. "Now, now, Oturan and I will be talking in private." "Yes, Lord Soren!" Oturan's father said, bowing down at the blue cat. Oturan squatted down at Soren. "You know where my room is, uh, Soren?" asked Oturan. "Yes, but call me Lord or Master Soren," Soren said. Oturan and Soren went to her bedroom. "Well, this may be our way out." "Wait, what? I just got home!" exclaimed Oturan. "We'll chat as you search for Kakashi elsewhere again," Soren said, Oturan hovers out of her windows from her bedroom as Soren climbed behind her back.

Outside

"I know why Kakashi Hatake has a feminine side because he is been cursed the day he was born." "When?" asked Oturan. "I say he was born in the first couple days of September," said Soren. "What can I do to stop his feminine curse? Didn't Makuro also affected that curse too?" asked Oturan.

"Any curses like what Kakashi currently have can be easily repelled," Soren said. "For example, let's say the Release Technique can repel hidden spells like Feather Illusion Jutsu." "So you're saying that I can release the curse on Kakashi?" asked Oturan. "No, Kakashi's curse is different," Soren said. "Curse spells are immune to Release Technique. You need two type elements to get rid of the feminine curse." "Oh, Kekkai Genkai!" said Oturan. "Yes," Soren said. "The only way to rid the feminine curse immediately inside Kakashi is to scald him."

"What? You want me to scald Kakashi alive?" exclaimed Oturan. "Unless you don't want to, you can always ask someone for help," Soren said. "Instead of using element, I suggest using leftover logs and a large pot." "Yeah! I guess Sasuke and Kaine can get the job done!" said Oturan, in cheerful voice. "They can both scalded Kakashi's curse by combining their chakra nature!"

"Oh, Sasuke Uchiha and Kaine Asumiko? I heard Sasuke is really good with his eyes and Kaine is excellent with his guts," Soren said. "You know them?" exclaimed Oturan. "I know everyone in the world of ninjas, it is what I lived for like my brother Karin," Soren said. "Logs and pot, eh? It sounds nothing serious than scalding with paranormal skills," said Oturan. "Oh, yes, it's serious although you imagine it funny," Soren said, chuckling. "Sometimes I feel the same reaction as you."

Hours later at the Hidden Leaf Village...

Sasuke and Kaine was standing toward Oturan. "You want my help?" asked Kaine. "Well, if there's anything from you, it better be important," Sasuke said. "So the thing is, Kakashi have a curse inside his body, and it's no ordinary curse," explained Oturan. "I don't believe you," Sasuke said. "No, I'm serious, Naruto and I were training earlier!" said Oturan, raising her voice. "Even Naruto sounds like he didn't mean it in a humorous way, I saw Kakashi turning into himself as a woman without even using the Transformation Jutsu! He just changed out of nowhere, but I feel the strange aura around him."

"So how are we supposed to get rid of the curse from Kakashi sensei?" Kaine asked. "We use logs and a large pot," said Oturan. Kaine and Sasuke's head sweat dropped as their eyes bulged in Naruto style. "Okay, what is that supposed to mean anyways?" Kaine asked, slowly. "I knew you were really confused, especially you, Sasuke," chuckled Oturan. "Several think it was funny, but confused. This was all Lord Soren's idea." "Lord Soren? I think I heard him saying my name somewhere," said Sasuke. "That's funny, I was out of my place while Lord Soren himself told me about the curse," said Oturan. "He was actually a talking cat who was really knowledgeable about the living ninjas."

Oturan clear her throat. "Anyways, the serious way to get rid of the curse inside Kakashi, you two will prepare to scald him with your chakra nature. While you start out a fire in the old fashioned way, Kaine can handle water, and you can handle fire. Not only you can handle fire nature, Sasuke, but you can see behind the curse inside Kakashi with your sharingan, or mirror eyes. This may be impossible, but water can combine with fire." "Well?" Sasuke said. "But there is one requirement for both water and fire to combine," said Oturan. "That's why we need logs and a large pot to make the two element nature works!"

"Good thinking, Naru, I thought you would be more stupid than Naruto," Sasuke said, smirking. "Hey! I'm not stupid with my build of strength!" shouted Oturan, in stubbornness. "All right, then, let's find Kakashi sensei!" Kaine said.

East Hidden Leaf Forest

Kakashi was reading his book. Birds starts whistling. "Well, birds can help me feel so calm," sighed Kakashi. Someone whistle behind Kakashi's ears loudly as he quickly closes his book. He suddenly turns to his feminine form. "...! Who goes there?" She exclaimed and turned as Oturan, Kaine, and Sasuke. The ticked off Sasuke was holding two branch sticks, Kaine was holding a cooking pot full of water, and Oturan was holding six small logs.

"Hey, girly girl, I have something for you!" said Oturan. "Oh, so that's Kakashi as a female?" Kaine asked. "Sasuke, did you see anything?" asked Oturan. Sasuke's eyes turns red, but something is blocking his eyes. "Darn! I can't locate Kakashi's curse!" Sasuke shouted. Oturan puts down the six logs as Kaine gives the cooking pot to Oturan to put on top of the log. "Oh, well, Sasuke, starts the fire!" said Oturan.

Sasuke rubbed two sticks together rapidly to make a fire from the sticks. "Oh, what's this? Are you cooking something?" the female Kakashi asked. "I don't even know what I'm doing, but this involves you," said Sasuke. Fire appeared between the two sticks Sasuke was holding. He gently put the two sticks with the six logs for more fire, as the water boiled from the fire.

The female Kakashi put down her book examined the pot full of water. "Hmm, there's nothing inside the pot, but water," the female Kakashi exclaimed. Oturan quickly grab the cooking pot, and pour hard toward the female Kakashi, turning herself back to Kakashi, his male self, still drenching. He stares at Oturan, Kaine, and Sasuke. "Oh? Sasuke? Kaine? Naru?" exclaimed Kakashi. Soren appeared on Oturan's shoulder. "Hahahaha! Sorry, Kakashi, there seems to be a gender bender curse around you!" Soren laughed. "And how did you know me?" asked Kakashi.

"I'm Lord Soren, the knowledge cat," Soren greeted. "Lord Soren!" said Sasuke. "Trust me, it's pretty hard for me to explain about Lord Soren," Oturan said, at Kakashi. "Well, you finally pay me back since I saved you! You really saved my life!" laughed Kakashi.