Disclaimer - Have you not been reading? Don't skip to this chapter! Go back and read the whole thing!
So, it's been a week and a half since I last updated. My excuses would include writers block, laziness and going back to school, but who cares? The next chapter is here and that's the main thing. Right?
I also created a story called "How not to write a Total Drama Fanfic" (not to be confused with similar fics by Bad-asp and ewisko), and I'd highly recommend checking it out.
Because, you know, obviously I think my writing is great. Everyone's an egomaniac in some way or another.
[sighs] I'm tired.
Euro-Drama Roadtrip - Episode 19 - Part 1- Don't Go Too Slow-venia Part 1
"Last time on Euro-Drama Roadtrip, the contestants went to Croatia to compete against each other in a dog race.
I'm not going to bother explaining it, because the rules took a while to read out, and, besides, if you didn't know, it serves you right for not watching the last episode.
Anyways, there were winners…"
He shows a clip of Tia crossing the finish line with her cheeks swelled up.
"…there were losers…"
He shows a clip of Johannes and Luko arguing.
"…and there were leg-chewers!"
He shows a clip of Guma biting Adrijana's leg.
"It was all fun, but someone had to go home. And for physically being the strongest of the six that did not receive invincibility, it was Mirzo who took the drop.
A mere eleven contestants remain out of the original twenty-eight, but we must finish what we began.
What will happen next?
Why will it happen?
Where are we going?
When will we get there?
And who will be leaving?
Find out right now on Euro…Drama…Roadtrip."
"I've never been any good at swallowing pills," Luko sighed, as he held a cup of water in his hand, and a packet of metformin pills.
"I can't believe you haven't been taking these already!" Johannes yelled as he chewed Luko out. "People have died for not taking diabetes seriously!"
"Look, I tried to take them, but I can't swallow them!" Luko protested. "The nurse said it was either this, or I use a pen to inject myself with insulin. And I hate being shot!"
"Just do it already!" Johannes exclaimed, before repeating in a smoother tone. "Just do it already."
Luko quickly put one of the tablets in his mouth, and washed it down with water.
"You did it! How was that?" Johannes asked.
"Thanks, Johannes, you're a life-saver," Luko sighed. "I'm sorry I voted you off last night."
"It's okay. You had every right to be mad. I was lazy and selfish," Johannes replied, sighing.
[Bus Toilet:
Luko (Serbia): Johannes may act that way on the outside, but he's a good guy on the inside.
Johannes (Iceland): I don't really know why I even made Luko carry me all that distance. We were having a fight, and I guess I decided to take advantage of him.
It was a stupid move, and I wish I hadn't done it. I hope Luko forgives me. He's got morals, right?]
"Final eleven, baby!" Aleksander cheered, kneeling up on his seat, and peering over Tia.
"Yeah, that's, like, totally awesome," Tia groaned, rolling her eyes.
"Are you okay?" Aleksander asked in mock-concern. "You know, it's not too late to split the million with me."
"I'll pass," Tia replied, gritting her teeth as she tried to put up with this. "Any money you've touched is probably counterfeit anyway."
[Bus Toilet:
Tia (Bulgaria): How can Aleksander still hit on me like that!? I don't like you!
Aleksander (Albania): I know, Tia. I know. I was just having so much fun tormenting you that I decided not to stop. Okay?]
"It's getting a bit boring now," Marios sighed, stretching his arms. "Question time!"
"Aw, no, not again!" Sanna groaned. "Haven't we done this enough!?"
"Have you ever done something that you later regretted?" Marios asked them.
"Okay, I guess I can answer that," Sanna said, smiling. "When I was 14, one of my friends dared me to roll off the school roof. I did it, and I broke one of my ribs."
"Ouch!" Marios exclaimed. "How did you even get up there?"
"One of my friends got a ladder and carried me up, and then they got me my wheelchair on the roof and they rolled me off," Sanna replied. "It was fun while it lasted."
"Why did you do even do it?" Marios asked, laughing.
"They said if I did it, they'd give me free school lunch for a month," Sanna replied.
"Oh…okay," Marios replied awkwardly. "Well, one thing I did that I regret is when I stayed up for more than 48 hours to watch every Eurovision from 1956 to 2013. I ended up falling asleep in school the next day."
"Mine was still dumber, but that was pretty bad as well," Sanna replied, giggling.
"How did you even get footage of all of the Eurovisions?" Tyge asked him.
"They're all over YouTube," Marios replied. "Except for 1956 and 1964. The footage of those contests didn't survive, but you can get audio versions."
"Oh, is that the…um…video sharing website?" Tyge asked. "My brother always mentions it when he asks Papa if we can get internet."
"Yeah, that's YouTube," answered Marios. "So, Tyge, have you ever done something you regretted?"
"Uh…" Tyge said thoughtfully. "I don't think so. If I ever did something stupid, I just learned from it and never did it again."
"That's a good of looking at life. I guess," Marios commented.
"I can think of something!" Luko said, putting up his hand. "Getting diabetes."
"Between Luko and Sanna, it's a close call!" Marios announced.
"I'd give Sanna the win," Tyge said, and when he realized Sanna was frowning at him, he added, "Hey, I'm just being impartial."
"What's the dumbest thing you ever did?" Luko asked Johannes.
"I was going to be all cheesy and say when I made you carry me on your back, but I thought of something even dumber," Johannes replied.
"That's gonna be hard to top," Marios chuckled.
"Okay, when I was nine, before I learned how to smooth-talk, my dad's boss' son, Halldór, told me that if I met him at the dock at half-5 then he'd give me all the money we needed and his family would leave us alone.
So, I met him at the dock at half-5, and he pushed me in the water and if I tried to climb out, he hit me with sticks."
"I think we all meet someone like that at some point," Sanna sighed. "I met Kristophie, Johannes met Halldór, Hadi met Tamon, and the list goes on, really."
"Let's not forget Pavils," Marios added.
"I wish I could forget him," Sanna sighed. "If Amanda really was a villain, I can't blame her for getting him voted off."
"Yeah, I'd give her a pass for that," Marios replied. "Though, you know, we're all eventually going to have to vote each other off. And it's gonna hurt."
"Yeah," Tyge sighed.
"Who are we kidding? The million dollars is all worth it," Johannes chuckled.
[Bus Toilet:
Adrijana (Slovenia): Million dollars. What a great thought. Too bad it will never happen. *sighs*
By the way, the thing I regret the most is being born. No question about it!
Tia (Bulgaria): What's the thing I regret the most? It's either getting my tongue pierced or meeting Aleksander. Actually, you know what? It's a no-brainer.]
"What do I regret doing the most?" Agnessa asked herself. "Okay, once I woke up on the streets, and I was really tired, so I hitched a ride on a lorry, and the driver realized and he came out with a crowbar and he started hitting me with it. It really hurt!"
"Wow that must have been bad!" Zeferino exclaimed. "Mine is going to sound pathetic compared with this."
"Tell me anyway. I won't laugh," Agnessa replied.
"She'll try not to, anyway," Dani added.
"Okay, last April, my school had a dance and the guys had to ask out the girls, and I tried asking out a girl in my science class, and I got so scared that I sorta…you know…took a dump."
Dani had to hold her nose to stop herself from laughing, and Zeferino blushed and hung his head in shame.
"Honestly, I think it's sweet," Dani said once she calmed down. "I hate it when guys are too forward. They may as well just say, "Hey, wanna help me lose my virginity?"
"Dani, this is a family show," Zeferino hissed.
"The kiddies aren't gonna know what it means. Parents, don't tell them!" Dani yelled at one of the cameras.
"I'm guessing the dumbest you ever did was steal that popular girl's shoes," Agnessa said.
"That comes close, but nah. I did get something good out of that. The girl I met in prison showed me self-defence," Dani replied.
"Probably the dumbest thing I ever did was steal my history teacher's wedding ring."
Zeferino bawled his head off laughing.
"Why did you even do that?" he asked.
"I did it as an April Fool's Day joke," Dani replied. "I was going to give it back. I just wanted to see how she'd react when she realized it was gone. She got so mad when I gave it back."
"How did you even get it off her hand?" Zeferino asked.
"I have my ways," Dani said mysteriously. "Yawn, do you know what time it is?"
Zeferino looked at his arm.
"It's half-past-eight, and since when do I own a watch?"
"It's Ruben's. I still have it from the first episode," Dani replied.
"Why would you even want Ruben's watch?" Zeferino asked as he took it off and handed it back to Dani.
"It's authentic shark leather. It's got a pleasantly rough texture to it," Dani replied, as she stroked it.
[Bus Toilet:
Aleksander (Albania): I've never done anything stupid. I'm a pretty awesome guy.
Ruben (Sweden, Host): Aleksander, all the viewers have to do is re-watch the season to prove you wrong.]
"Our next stop, Slovenia!" Hans announced.
"Yay, the place that cursed me with birth," Adrijana groaned, waving her arms in the air.
"You're totally over-doing it," Dani commented.
Adrijana tried to spit at Dani, but instead the drool just fell out of her mouth and down her shirt.
Dani rolled her eyes and walked away.
"What do you think Ruben will be dressed as this time?" Marios asked Luko.
"It'll probably gonna be something vaguely to do with Slovenia," Luko replied. "Maybe he'll be a giant talking flute."
"Just a giant flute would be better," Marios replied, chuckling.
They were, however, wrong. Ruben was dressed in a Mickey Mouse costume with the face cut out.
His face was covered in white face paint.
"Okay, this I don't get!" Marios exclaimed. "Enlighten me, Andersson."
"I just want to throw a little disclaimer out there first!" Ruben yelled. "Tell Hans I know about this little stunt, and tell the producers I said **** you for playing a part in it."
"Er…okay," Luko said awkwardly.
"Anyways, they said that since the dormouse is a delicacy in Slovenia, c'est ma vie," Ruben sighed.
"Oh, I love dormice!" Adrijana squealed.
[Bus Toilet:
Marios (Greece): Well, er, that was out of character.]
"Moving on!" Ruben yelled. "For today's challenge, you will be competing in a ploughing championship!"
"I went to one of those. I got my head stuck in the bleachers," Adrijana groaned.
"And we're back," Dani sighed.
"What's it to you!?" Adrijana snapped, but Dani rolled her eyes and ignored her.
"So, unfortunately for you guys, we only have six tractors, so only six of you will get to compete for immunity today!" Ruben announced.
A few of the contestants groaned.
"Wait a minute!" Marios exclaimed. "Aren't ploughing championships supposed to be done with horses?"
"Yes, Marios," Ruben sighed. "But most of you don't know how to ride horses, so this is much quicker."
"Most of us also don't know how to ride a tractor either," Sanna remarked.
"Oh shut up!" Ruben whined, stomping his feet. "On the normal Total Drama they walk on a narrow beam over a cliff, they climb up a volcano, they have a season on a toxic wasteland and you can't handle a STUPID TRACTOR!? JUST SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THE LAWS!? I DROVE A CAR ON A MAIN ROAD WHEN I WAS 11 AND I DIDN'T GET IN TROUBLE! JUST DO IT FOR ****S SAKE!"
The contestants were all stunned by this rant, and even Marios didn't bother making a sarcastic remark.
"Yeah/Sure/Jeez/Whatever, you're in a Mickey Mouse suit," were among the things they muttered in reply (the latter was Aleksander).
"Good!" Ruben exclaimed cheerfully. "So, in order to decide which of you will get to participate in the immunity challenge, we have organized a qualifier. Interns!"
Ruben snapped his finger, and immediately six interns came into the scene with two trays each. They placed them all on a nearby table.
Each tray had two small-ish bits of meat on it.
"Ugh, gross, what are those?" Marios gagged, as he stared at the bits of meat on his plate. The meat had visible eyes and they seemed to be staring back at him.
"Are those what I think they are!?" Adrijana asked excitedly.
"Yes, they are fried…" Ruben started.
"DORMICE!" Adrijana screamed excitedly.
"Hold on, Adrijana, you have to wait until I blow the whistle!" Ruben exclaimed.
Adrijana immediately pulled Ruben's whistle off his neck, and blew it herself.
"Okay, now we can start!" Adrijana exclaimed, and she quickly popped the two dormice in her mouth and swallowed them. "Delicious!"
"Were there bones in that?" Marios asked Ruben.
"Yes," Ruben growled, grabbing his whistle off of Adrijana. "Congratulations, Adrijana, you get to participate in today's immunity challenge."
"Don't care!" Adrijana exclaimed, jumping up and down repeatedly. "I got to eat dormice! I got to eat dormice!"
[Bus Toilet:
Dani (Hungary): Okay, seriously, were those dormice laced with acid?]
"So, we have already witnessed Adrijana qualify for today's challenge! Who will join her?"
Zeferino took one bite into the dormice, and he felt a prickle on his tongue.
"Ugh, are there bones in this!?" he exclaimed.
"Yeah," Ruben replied. "I just said they weren't de-boned."
"I think I'll pass too," added Johannes, pushing away his plate. "What can I say? I'm picky."
[Bus Toilet:
Johannes (Iceland): Of course, I could have just convinced Ruben to let me participate in the challenge anyway, but I'm not risking losing my free will again.
Plus, nobody likes a Gary-Stu.]
Luko, on the other hand, paid no attention to the bones and simply bit into them.
"Yum, crunchy!" he exclaimed in satisfaction.
"And Luko also joins us in today's challenge!" Ruben announced. "Who will be next?"
"Not me. I'm done. This doesn't taste half bad, but I'm not risking choking on a bone," Aleksander sighed.
"This is nothing!" Tia exclaimed, as she crunched the bones. "There, done!"
"You know, eating around the bones isn't that hard," Dani commented. "I'm done as well, by the way."
"That was nothing compared with what I usually have to forage on the streets!" Agnessa exclaimed triumphantly. "I'm finished by the way!"
"And five spots have been filled in today's challenge!" Ruben announced. "Only one spot left. Who will it go to?"
With five contestants safe and three contestants forfeiting, only Sanna, Tyge and Marios remained in the race. Marios was clearly behind, so it was mainly between Sanna and Tyge, and they were both gnawing at the bones very quickly.
"This is just like that moment in Eurovision when nine countries are through to the final and only one envelope remains," Dani whispered.
"That was also the moment my uncle got a heart attack and nearly died," Adrijana snapped.
[Bus Toilet:
Dani (Hungary): Adrijana is such a blatant troll! Nobody can come across that many disasters in one lifetime.
Adrijana (Slovenia): [folding her arms and frowning]. This is not a laughing matter, Dani. This is my life!]
"It's a close call!" Ruben announced. "But it looks like the final qualifier for today's challenge is…
…
…
…
…
…
…Tyge!"
"NO!" Aleksander screamed, and he fell off the bench.
[Bus Toilet:
Aleksander (Albania): Ugh, no! Tyge just made it! And since it's a farming challenge he'll probably get immunity, and NOT GET VOTED OFF! BEING THE GOODY TWO SHOES GARY STU THAT HE IS!
Tyge better get voted off soon, or I could be facing him in the finale, and that would be horrible! Out of the remaining contestants, I'd like to face Adrijana in the finale. She never does anything!]
"So, just to recap, Adrijana, Agnessa, Dani, Luko, Tia and Tyge are participating in today's immunity challenge, and three of them will get immunity and will be exempt from tonight's vote.
Until then, the five who did not make the cut will each join one of our six participants in the passenger's seat of a tractor."
[Bus Toilet:
Marios (Greece): Great, no immunity two episodes in a row. I'm going to end up leaving tonight. I just have to accept my fate. [he sighs]]
Ruben cleared his throat before continuing, "Ahem, excuse me, I have a bit of a cough. So, since letting you choose your own teams last time didn't really fuel any new storylines or sub-plots, this time the producers and I decided who will ride with who. Or whom. I'm not really sure."
"It's whom!" Marios exclaimed.
"Shut up! Nobody likes a Grammar Nazi!" Adrijana yelled.
"Nobody likes a troll either," Dani remarked, folding her arms.
"Whatever," Adrijana snapped.
"So, we have decided to group together people who haven't really spoken to each other that much during this contest," Ruben continued.
"So, Aleksander, you will be Tyge."
"Yes!" Aleksander cheered.
[Bus Toilet:
Aleksander (Albania): Yes! With me supervising Tyge, I can mentally trick him into losing this challenge! I have my ways with reverse psychology and subliminal messaging.]
"Marios, you will be with Tia," Ruben continued.
The two teenagers from the Balkans nodded and stood together.
"Sanna, you will be with Dani.
Johannes, you will be with Agnessa,
And Zeferino, you will be with Adrijana."
Zeferino gulped as he looked at the Slovenian teen, who was filing her nails, when the file slipped and cut her finger.
[Bus Toilet:
Zeferino (Portugal): I can't help but notice that everything seems to go wrong for Adrijana.
I mean, she makes friends with Emilia, and Emilia gets eliminated.
She tries tattooing a bear, she gets attacked by it.
She's like a total bad luck magnet! And now I'm stuck in a tractor with her! I have a reason to get paranoid, right?]
"Do I get anyone?" Luko asked the host.
"Yes, Luko," Ruben replied. "Since you were the first person to finish, you get…
…Hans!"
The Norwegian co-host stepped out of the bus and waved at Luko, who smiled.
"Woah, wait a minute!" Adrijana protested. "I was the first to finish."
"That's why I put emphasis on the word 'person'!" Ruben hissed.
Dani giggled at this joke, but then she realized nobody was joining in, so she stopped.
"Glad to see someone finally appreciates my humour!" Ruben exclaimed. "All of you must retreat to your tractors in five. Then we will start the ploughing race."
(Tractor #1 – Adrijana with Zeferino)
Adrijana couldn't help but laugh as she watched Intern #1 try to push Zeferino into the tractor.
"No, you can't make me!" Zeferino screamed. "I'm not going in there with that crazy girl! She's a jinx."
"I'm right here!" Adrijana yelled.
"I don't care! I'm not getting pulled into your curse like Emilia did!" Zeferino screamed.
"Kid, just get into the tractor!" Intern #1 yelled, quickly pushing Zeferino in and locking the door.
"NO!" Zeferino screamed. "WHY ME!?"
"I ask myself that everyday," Adrijana muttered. "Zeferino, just sit down!"
The Portuguese guy sighed and fastened his seatbelt.
[Bus Toilet:
Zeferino (Portugal): If I die today, I leave my guitar to my mother, my CD collection to my father, and my college fund will be donated to charity.
Adrijana (Slovenia): Psh, Zeferino is such a baby! I get bad luck every day! Can't he take getting it once?]
(Tractor #2 – Luko with Hans)
"So, what does this button do?" Luko asked Hans.
"That's not a button, that's a cup holder," Hans replied, raising an eyebrow.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just not really good with driving. I've done my driver's test twelve times and I've failed every time," Luko sighed.
"What? How is that even possible?" Hans asked, raising an eyebrow.
"I dunno, it was that way for Spongebob," Luko replied.
"Spongebob is also a cartoon," Hans pointed out. "What? My son watched it when he was younger. Look, just listen to me while you do this. I've been driving tractors since I could walk. Once you start, put your hand on that pedal and don't touch the wheel. It's that simple."
"Wait, which pedal?" Luko asked.
"The one on the right," Hans replied.
"There's two on the right," Luko pleaded.
Hans sighed, "The second one from the right."
[Bus Toilet:
Hans (Norway, Host): It was gonna take a lot of patience to get Luko to co-operate.
Luckily, as long as I'm not dealing with Ruben, I've got plenty of it.]
(Tractor #3 – Tia with Marios)
Marios slowly opened the door of the tractor.
"Hey, get out of here! You're not…" Tia screeched, before shaking her head. "Oh, it's just you. Whew!"
"Do I really look that much like Aleksander?" Marios asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yes…no…come on, you understand!" Tia exclaimed, twitching one of her eyes.
"Yeah, maybe…but come on!" Marios protested. "I'm nothing like him! I only allied with him because…"
"You allied with him?" Tia asked, raising her eyebrow.
"Well, just the once in Bosnia-Herzegovina with Luko. It was to get Amanda voted off! I thought everyone knew that," Marios replied.
"Yeah, I remember now," Tia stated, looking at the ceiling. "So much happens in this game that you just forget sometimes."
"Forgetting. I don't really know what that's like," Marios sighed.
[Bus Toilet:
Marios (Greece): Remembering things is pretty easy for me. For example, on the 14th of July 2003, I had Greek yoghurt with crumble for breakfast, a spinach and tomato salad for lunch and takeaway pizza for dinner, with trifle for dessert.
Tia (Bulgaria): Is it true that Marios has an IQ of 153? I'd have imagined someone with that sort of intelligence would have a giant ego.
I remember there used to be so many know-it-alls in my school.
Used to, because a lot of gangs started beating them up and giving them swirlies…
[Her eyes widen, and she kneels before the camera]
…I'm a nice girl! Believe me!]
(Tractor #4 – Dani with Sanna)
"Hey, girl!" Dani exclaimed excitedly, as she lifted Sanna out of her chair. "Wow, you're heavy!"
"Excuse me? You calling me fat?" Sanna asked angrily.
Dani blushed, "I didn't mean it like that, I meant, you're heavy…no…oh, there isn't any good way to answer is there?"
"I'm afraid not," Sanna replied. "I guess I'll let it slide."
"So, we haven't really spoken to each other much, have we?" Dani asked.
"No," Sanna said in thought. "We haven't. What's your name again? Debbie?"
Dani giggled, "No. I guess we weren't on the same team very often. I only remember it was boys vs girls in Albania, but that was the only time, I think."
"There was the challenge in Romania where we all had to write songs as well," Sanna remembered. "Maybe there were other times, but, yeah, I never bothered to remember."
"Me neither," Dani replied.
"So, what's it like having the strongest alliance at the moment?" Sanna asked the Hungarian girl, resting her elbow on the back of her seat.
"What? Oh yes!" Dani exclaimed. "You know, it's good. But the problem is, everyone knows about my alliance. And three votes isn't a majority, so I could easily get voted off at any time. Though, three could become five if you and Tyge joined."
"Oh…" Sanna said, a bit hesitant to reply.
[Bus Toilet:
Sanna (Denmark): I brought up Dani's alliance in the tractor. I thought we could have a good laugh over it, but then she asks me to join!
Look, I'm pretty sure Dani's not a villain or anything, but she is as crafty as ****]
"I'm not pressuring you or anything, but…" Dani replied.
"It's just that, if the alliance made the final five; you, Agnessa and Zeferino would make up the majority, so I wouldn't really have much chance of winning," Sanna replied.
"Ah, I get you know. I completely understand," Dani said, nodding. "Still, if you change your mind, I sit opposite Agnessa and Zeferino on the bus."
"Figured," Sanna replied sarcastically, before smiling again.
[Bus Toilet:
Dani (Hungary): Sanna and Tyge do seem a bit like opposites. Tyge is all chilled and friendly, while Sanna is quite daring and sarcastic.
They're sorta like yin and yang come to think of it.]
(Tractor #5 – Agnessa with Johannes)
"I'm a l-little n-nervous," Agnessa stammered. "I've never driven a car before."
"It's really not that hard," Johannes said. "All you have to do is push the one on the right to go, and the one in the middle to slow and stop. Always keep your hands on the wheel, and since we're going to be on level ground, you won't have to worry about the gear stick."
"Thanks, you're a great help," Agnessa replied, looking up now.
Johannes folded his arms and smiled in satisfaction.
[Bus Toilet:
Johannes (Iceland): See, I can use my abilities for good.
From helping Luko swallow those pills to helping Agnessa get over her fear of driving, the possibilities are endless! Say, I could be a superhero – Da Smooth Guy! Soaring from Icelandic waters to help people from around the world face their fears!
[he chuckles]
That would be so cheesy! And besides, I'm not that keen on wearing spandex.]
(Tractor #6 – Tyge with Aleksander)
"And how would it be a good idea to throw the challenge?" Tyge replied to Aleksander in a rather amusing tone.
"You could prevent Sanna from getting immunity, and she could be voted off because of you! Do you really want that to happen?" Aleksander asked.
"No, but…" Tyge answered.
"Are you seriously going to put your needs before Sanna's? Some boyfriend you are! She could so much…"
"Yeah, I get it, but you do realize Sanna can't get immunity this episode," Tyge pointed out, folding his arms.
"What, but you never know what twist Ruben could throw in!" Aleksander exclaimed, waving his arms.
Tyge patted Aleksander on the head.
"You're so cute," he said.
[Bus Toilet:
Aleksander (Albania): I HATE HATE HATE HATE HAAAAAAAAAAATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT!
My hair is NOT to be rubbed! You hear that people!? NOT!]
Just then, an intern knocked on the door of Adrijana's tractor.
Realizing that Zeferino was too scared to leave his seat, Adrijana sighed and opened it.
Immediately the intern threw a sleep mask in her face.
"Ouch!" she yelled, rubbing her eye, before picking the sleep mask up. "What was that for!"
"I've just added an additional twist to the challenge!" Ruben announced using a megaphone. "The drivers will all be blindfolded, and the person driving with them will direct which way to go."
"What? No!" Agnessa cried.
Luko looked shocked, and then he fell off his seat and fainted.
"No, wake up! You'll be fine!" Hans exclaimed.
"I'm okay," Luko said, getting up and sitting back down. "I've just always wanted to do that!"
"Okay…" Hans stated awkwardly.
[Bus Toilet:
Zeferino (Portugal): Having to sit in a tractor with Adrijana driving is bad enough, but having her driving blindfolded!?
I've always wanted to be cremated for some reason…]
Luko now had his sleep-mask on.
"Is this the gas pedal?" Luko asked Hans, feeling one of the pedals.
"No, that's the clutch," Hans replied. "The gas is the next one to the right."
"Got it!" Luko exclaimed.
"Okay, people, this ploughing race will being in three…two…one…NOW!" Ruben exclaimed, and the tractors set off and started ploughing. "Also, I forgot to mention that the director from the first place team also joins the top 3 drivers in immunity."
"Why only the first director!?" Marios protested.
"Oh come on, you already lost the qualifier! It's only fair!" Ruben shouted back.
"Okay," Marios sighed, and he stared ahead.
"Erm…Tia," he said in an concerned tone, tapping the windscreen.
"Yeah!" Tia replied excitedly.
"Your foot is on the brake pedal! You haven't started," Marios replied.
"Oh, darn," Tia sighed, and switched her foot to the gas.
"Good!" Marios exclaimed cheerfully, and he rested his arms on his lap.
I hope that was enjoyable for you, if you actually bothered to read after this little hiatus.
The next chapter is probably going to take just as long, but det lige det, as Sanna would say.
Next time, the ploughing race continues, four contestants get immunity, and the final 10 will be revealed.
Who will they be?
Who won't make the cut?
And are there any other Total Drama memes I should do? (The "list 12 of your favourite characters" one was a lot of fun, so I'm open for suggestions.)
Find out next time (if it happens) on Euro...Drama...Roadtrip!