Disclaimer: I don't own Db, Dbz, or GT (I wouldn't want to own GT anyway)
Me: Vegeta, what does the scouter say on how many views this fic has?
Vegeta: It's over 9,000!
Me: What? Over 9,000?
Chapter 40: Prepare for the World Tournament!
I have a few issues I need to clear out:
With the MaixYamcha, I thought that he should get his bashing streak back, so I broke him up with her. They may get back together in the future though. I'll probably add him a girlfriend though, juat review me your opinion. Also, i'm not going to add anymore characters until Dbz in Elementary School: First Grade, since these are the summer chapters. Also, not to long from now, i'll be finished with this fic and i'll immediately post the prologue of the first grade fic.
Also not to be mean, but the kids are SIX! SIX! Not 14, not 15, they're 6. I don't want no six year old, seducing another six year old into cheating on their six year old boyfriend. That's only for high school. Even though, they're smart for their age, they're still innocent. Basically, I love B/V and a KINDERGARTEN fic is not going to turn into some high school drama fic. Also, this fic is for humor. I also hate drama 'cause it's unnecessary. If you want drama about Bulma and Vegeta, then look for a high school fic about Y/B. I'm not going to flame these following couples: V/B, G/CC, K/18 , T/G.
With the TaleemxLaunch thing, I don't know what the f*** people are talking about. I just got a request to add him in the fic with Mai, so i'm doing it until further notice.
Next Chapter's going to be longer. Also I will make a female villain in the first grade fic. (I don't know who, so people could review suggestions) Also the next chapter's the tournament.
Today was the first day of their training. It started with Vegeta, Tarble, and Celeria:
They were currently training in the GR. Vegeta was doing series of push ups and sit ups.
"576...577...578...579" He groaned.
Tarble asked Vegeta, "How can you do that in 200 Gs?!"
Vegeta smirked as he said, "I usually train at 500 Gs,"
Tarble was shocked ,"How often do you train in here?"
Vegeta replied, "Usually after school. Now get back to training!" He commanded.
Tarble got back to punching an invisible enemy. Celeria was busy punching and kicking an invisible foe.
"Celeria!" Vegeta called.
Celeria walked towards Vegeta. "What?!" she asked.
Vegeta said, "Sit on my back as I do my push ups,"
Celeria sat on his back as he started doing push ups. Suddenly, the screen panel turned on as Bulma's face showed.
"My mom said that it was lunch time," she said.
Vegeta shut off the gravity as the three Saiyans ran into the building.
Meanwhile, Goku was training with Krillin at the Kame House.
"Haa!" yelled Goku as he punched Krillin in the face.
Krillin fell down as he was almost knocked out.
"You should've DOOOOOODGE!" Piccolo yelled in the background.
Goku said, "Piccolo's right, you should've dodged Krillin,"
Krillin said, "You think I know that?!"
"No..Then you would've dodged," Goku said.
Krillin slapped his head as they continued fighting.
While Goku and Krillin were fighting, 17 and 18 were training. 18 sent a volley of blasts at 17, while 17 dodged and blocked her blasts. Suddenly, they heard a voice say, "DOOOOOOODGE!" in the background.
"Piccolo?" 18 guessed.
17 nodded as they continued fighting.
"You're getting weak 18, maybe it's because you've been spending too much time with baldy," 17 said as he got a punch in 18.
18 kicked 17 into the giant rocks as she retorted, "You're getting weak 17, maybe it's because you've been spending too much time with Moron,"
"Uuugghhh..." 17 groaned.
"You should've DOOOOOOODGE!" Piccolo yelled in the background.
Meanwhile, Frieza was in space with Brolly, Bojack, Zarbon, and Dodoria.
"All of you needed to dodge!" Frieza chastised.
Zarbon and Dodoria were actually scared of what Frieza was about to do.
"Brolly, get Dodoria and Bojack...get Zarbon," Frieza commanded.
"KAKARROT!" Brolly yelled.
"Yarrg, I'm Bojack the Pirate!" Bojack yelled.
Frieza said, "Just get them!"
Bojack and Brolly charged at Dodoria and Zarbon.
"Oh s***..." Dodoria and Zarbon muttered as they saw Bojack and Brolly charging towards them.
Back on Earth, Maron was in Hawaii, but she wasn't having fun. She was busy seving people in Hawaii. She didn't have the money to get a suite, so she had to pay it out by working there.
"Hey lady!" a rude customer said.
Maron forced a smile on her face as she said, "Yes, sir?"
The man was extremely fat and said, "Massage my feet and back," as he rolled over.
Maron almost threw up looking at the rolls on his back.
"Well?! Get on with it!" The man yelled.
The manager said, "You better give him a massage, or you're going into toilet duty!"
Maron almost cried as she started massaging the inside of his rolls.
Mr. Satan and Buu was in a interview on TV.
"Hercule, we've heard that a group called 'Earth's Special Forces' are joining the World Martial Arts Tournament. How do you feel about facing them"
. Hercule's face turned pale at the name 'Earth's Special Forces'
He put on a fake laugh, saying "They're just a bunch of fakes that use magic tricks! I can take 'em down anytime! Heh...heh..heh...(help?!).."
The audience cheered as they chanted, "Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan!..."
Hercule put on a mighty laugh as they cheered him on.
"When is Buu getting ice cream?" Buu asked.
Hercule said, "Later, Buu..."
Buu was getting angry, but he kept it to himself.
Tien was fighting against his new friend, Chiaotzu.
Tien said, "Are you fighting in the World Tournament?"
Chiaotzu said, "I don't know..probably not,"
Tien was surprised, "Why?" he asked.
While they were fighting, Tien accidentally punched Chiaotzu. Chiaotzu flew to a boulder and smashed through it. "
"Chiaotzu!" Tien yelled as he rushed toward his aid.
"DOOOOOOOODGE!" Piccolo yelled in the background.
Meanwhile, Yamcha was in the mall, flirting with girls. Yamcha saw a pretty looking girl and walked up to her.
"Heeeyy gorgeous," Yamcha greeted. The girl turned around and it was a dwarf guy.
"WHAT ARE YOU, GAY?!" He yelled as he started beating up Yamcha.
"HELP!" He yelled as he was getting beat up.
People walked past him, ignoring the little boy that was getting beat up. Even a police officer walked by them and didn't stop.
"ANYONE...HELP!" Yamcha yelled as the dwarf guy kept on kicking and punching him.
"Why...didn't...you...DOOOOOOODGE!" Piccolo yelled in the background.
Yes, I got that from TFS. Also, the next chapter will be in 5+ reviews.
Next Time- Let the World Martial Arts Tournament Begin!
