A/N: We've been meaning to post this for forever! Also, we are not liable to any injuries recieved while reading this story.
Boots had just happily settled down in the cafeteria to eat his peanut butter and jelly sandwich when he suddenly realized he had no milk.
So, as any normal person would do, he got up to get some.
As he made his way to the crowded lunch line—accompanied by the over dramatic music known as the "Thriller"—Boots suddenly heard a strange voice coming out of his jeans pocket.
This voice (which was very squeaky) said:
"Gimme some cheese, mofo!"
He dropped his milk in surprise, and looked around crazily, earning himself very strange stares.
Nothing happened.
After he decided it was safe, (and his neck was severely hurt) he got down on his hands and knees to locate his beloved dairy product.
The voice spoke again.
"Hey! You ain't getting me my CHEESE! If you ain't gettin' me my cheese, mofo--I'm gonna whoop your ass up. Slap mah fro!"
Boots, whose neck hurt too much to look around again, whispered hoarsely, "Have the voices come for me?"
"NO, HOMEBOY!" answered the voice. "I JUST WANT MY CHEESE!"
Boots sighed, "They don't serve cheese here anymore, not since Itey choked on it and threatened to sue."
"But...but...but... whispered the voice. "I only want some cheese."
Boots suddenly felt a strange movement in his jeans. He glanced down in surprise...and lo and behold! He saw a miniature garden gnome crawling out.
"HOMYGOD!" He exclaimed, scaring one of the "lunch ladies", who "just so happened" to be carrying a tray full of 'peas'. She spilt the 'peas' all over "Snitch", who "just so happened" to be in lunch line.
(A/N: Yummers likes excessive punctuation)
By this time the gnome had managed to crawl out of Boots' pocket and stood up on two little feet. The gnome looked very angry, and as Boots stared at it, he couldn't help but feel very scared.
"YOU!" The gnome cried out, "GIMME SOME CHEESE!"
Boots was afraid, very afraid.
A/N: Based on a true story.