A/N: It seems that some reader named Haru found that my last chapter was "TERRIBLE" because of the fact that Sven didn't help Eve. Very OoC, according to Haru-sama. So, I'm just going to say this, for everyone who has ever read this story and thought that the characters did something that they wouldn't. The out of characterness is supposed to be funny, and I'm sorry that you didn't see the humor in that...OMIGOD!! I'VE FAILED AS AN AUTHOR!!! I'LL TRY HARDER NEXT TIME!! I PROMISE!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME, HARU-SAMA!! I'LL DO BETTER THIS TIME, I PROMISE!! OH, HOW CAN I CONTINUE TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET, BREATHING THE SAME AIR!! HOW CAN I CONTINUE TO POST MY STORIES ON THIS HONORABLE WEBSITE, POLLUTING IT WITH MY TERRIBLENESS!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!

Disclaimer: I obviously don't own BC, because I make them do TERRIBLE things that they would never do.

Chapter Thirty-Eight: Sven protects Eve while Train is an Idiot

"Sven!" Eve called, trotting over to her beloved green-haired protector. Sven turned around and saw that Eve had turned her arm to a rather pointy looking machete, and was running over to him.

"EVE!! NOOOO!" Sven cried, stopping Eve where she stood. "You must NEVER, NEVER run with knives. It is dangerous! You could fall and stab your eye."

"Oh, okay," said Eve brightly. She turned around, just in time to see Train run by with a pair of scissors, trip and stab his eye.

It was rainy. Sven, Eve and Train - wearing an eye patch - walked down the road, hoping to get home soon, out of the cold and damp.

Suddenly, Eve saw a puppy up ahead. Wishing to pet it, she started to run up to it, only to be stopped by Sven, who said, "EVE!! You must never run on wet side walks! You could slip and skin your knee!"

Unfortunately, Train also wished to pet the puppy, and had started to run as well, but hadn't heard Sven's warning. Slipping, he tried to stop, but was unused to only having one eye, so he ran into a street light, and then wheeling about dizzily, he tripped and broke his ankle.

"Hey, Sven?" asked Eve while they where making a cake to cheer Train up, since he couldn't see, had a broken nose and a broken ankle.

"Yes, Eve?" Sven asked in reply.

"May I lick the batter from the spatula?"

"NO! It has raw eggs in it! You could sick!"

Train limped in too late to hear this, and picking up the spatula, took a huge lick of the chocolate batter.

Sitting on the couch, waiting for the cake to bake, while Train threw up in the bathroom, Sven suddenly heard a high pitch beeping.

"It's the fire alarm!" he hollered, grabbing Eve and hustling towards the door. They ran out into the hallway of the hotel. Eve started to run to the elevator, but Sven stopped her.

"The electricity could fail, and you'd be stuck," he warned, "It's best to take the stairs in cases like these."

They ran down the stairs, but Train, not hearing this and having a broken ankle, decided that it would be easier to take the elevator.

However, the fire melted the cable, and the cart crashed down six stories.

EPILOUGE

Sven succeed in protecting Eve and teaching her very important lessons in safety. The following conversation occurred between an old school mate of Train's and Train while Train in the hospital in a full body cast, burns and food poisoning.

Train: What did I ever do to deserve this?

Karma: Well...

Train: Shut up. Just tell your creator, that stupid Moggetchan, that I HATE her.

Karma: She'll just cry and go eat chocolate.

Train: My foot itches.

Karma: grins evilly.

A/N: Bleh. Okay, whoever asked me to draw a picture of Karma (to lazy to go back through all those reviews and figure out who) I hope all your bacon burns. I haven't been able to stop drawing him!!! I should be posting them online soon, so I'll let ya'll know when. Speaking of online art, Chamed-Envy-Fangurll, I found your account, I was just lazy to log in . Sorry. I'll go log in later. Yeah. I'm so pathetic.

To Everyone Who Reviews: I'm to lazy to get online (we have dial-up) and log into my email account, and then get into my review folders and then find all the chapter 36 reviews and come up with witty replies. So I'm temporarily canceling the Penguins Corner. Sorry, really. I love and really, really appreciate everyone who reviews!! Really, I do!! Even if they're short, or telling me I'm terrible, because they help me grow as an author. Thanks to everyone who always reviews!!! .