Rachel: Hello Comrades!

Matt: …

Rachel: :D I like the word "Comrade"… its really fun :D

Anyway, sorry for not updating in FOR-EV-ER!! I just haven't been able to find the motivation…

Matt: and now, without further ado.

-voice from behind-

Dinner's ready!!

Matt: … okay, after dinner we'll continue!

-after dinner-

We're back!!

master holykira

rain: okay i'm down in L.A messing up my record by street racin and all of
ya'll you thought i would win, well... i lost so now i'm in L.A working on
building a new shop with my two friends.
*shouting in background* oh crap
i got to run before everything gets destoried
bye all

ooh have fun with that… hope everything goes well!

IronBell

Wow...wow, I'm coming into this story late. :p Okay, so hey Matt! I have some
questions for you...

Yay!! New reviewers!
1. How did you even learn how to drive like you do? All crazy like that?

Hah, well, you see, the janitor at Whammy's has thing for cars and he started teaching me how to drive when I was 14. He's the one who taught me all the crazy stuff :D
2. What color are your eyes?

Greenish :D ((Rachel: -doesn't have a book of Death Note facts but is pretty sure its green-))
3. Has anyone ever tried to arrest/assault/started screaming when you came
around because they thought you were an escaped inmate?

Surprisingly, no… must be my amazing charm –smiles-
4. How long have you gone without sleeping because you were playing video
games?

Eh probably about five days… then I crashed but I actually got past a few levels in my sleep xD
5. Is there one game that you've never managed to beat, or it just took a
really long time?

Not that I remember… No, I don't think so.
Okay, that's all I have for now. Thank you!

Bye!! Thanks for reviewing :D

EowynsPen

Matt,
Sorry about being so... weird last chapter. I was half on a sugar hgh and
half mad about the whole idea of St. Patrick's day.

Ah, that's okay :D I'm used to Rachel's weirdness.
1. Guess what? I have a NIECE! OMG This is awesome! You see I met this guy on
a chat site and he was cool so I adopted him as my brother and did a blood
ceremony and everything, and now he just adopted a girl to be his daughter
which means that I HAVE A NIECE! Woo!

Yayayay!!! Hopefully she's nothing like Matsuda's nieces!

Rachel: HEY!

Matt: xD
2. I has a kitty. Do u have a kitty? Mine's the cutest!
Kitty: Mrt!

Awww how cute!! Rachel has two demon cats

Rachel: they are not demons!!! They're names are Angel and Chow-Chow

Matt: they are too!! Look at your shoulder!

Rachel: -looks at the scratches from earlier- so?

Matt: you were complaining earlier about how much it hurt!!

Rachel: I'm a woman!! Complaining is what I do!

Matt: -sighs-
3. Can I have a hug?

Of course! –hugs-
4. Cigars or cigarrettes?

Cigarettes but I'm trying to quit.
Oh funny story! My mom once smuggled Cigars out of some islands! True story!
She gave them to her friend at work.

Oh?

Apparently a lot of people do that.
5. I have a puppy!

Puppy! :D puppies are cute!

Rachel: until they chase you and make you trip over their leash holder thingy and you get a bruise on your foot… its not fun… trust me.
6. I have... another puppy!

Matt: -double takes- puppy!
7. How is your living?

Eh, okay I guess.
Bye Matt!
EowynsPen

Bai!

xoxMaryTessxox

Mattie! Mattie Mattie Matt!! Answer my questions or else I will steal your
cigarettes and video games, and I know you wouldn't want that, would you?

Gaspeth!!

Okay, I'll answer your questions!!
1. Does Mello know that Madonna dressed up as him for her "Jump" music video?
If not, do you plan on telling him?

Oh, I think he knows… but he's trying to forget.
2. Where did your alias come from? Usually aliases are made up of different
parts of a person's real name (take Near for example). I don't know how "Matt"
could have came from "Mail Jeevas"...

Ah, I just thought it was a cool name. That and my uncle was killed in a fire before I went to Whammy's and his name was Matt so I kinda did it to remember him.
3. What is your favorite pokemon? Mine's Scizor!

Pikachu!! Can't go wrong with Pikachu!!
4. You are the most masculine-looking out of the Wammy boys. L, Near, and
Mello have very feminine qualities. What do you think of that? ;)

Woot!! I think that's awesome!! I'm a manly man!! –looks at TV- OH SWEET!! Powerpuff Girls is on!!!

This stays between me and you.

Sharingan Nikki

HI MATT!

Hiya!
Question uno: Can I borrow your lighter to light these firecrackers? *holds
up one of those firecracker ribbons* I got a scar from on of these once...

Um… as long as you don't get hurt… sure –tosses you the lighter-
Question dos: Hug?

Sure! –hugs-
Question tres: Can I write Light's name in my Death Note? He totally deserves
it!

I don't care. He does deserve it.
You're lucky to have your family...Light killed mine...*cry*
aww I'm sorry! –hugs-
Signed
Shadow AKA Nikki
bai!!
P.S: Please call me Shadow or Nikki, not by my penname...I'm just to lazy to
change it

Okay :D

Bai Shadow!

Emmigummi

HI MATT!
HIII!! :D

Sorry if I'm a little hyper… I'm watching a comedy…
umm... how do i put this... me and a couple of my friends call each other DN
characters, I'm Matsuda (don't ask), my friend Allison is L, and my friend
Agelica is you! she is seriously obsessed with you! her binder is covered with
pics of you...
oh… that's fun…

XD I have so many fangirls and I didn't even have much of a part!!! Yes!!
any ways, question time!
1. do you think some fanart of yourself is weird? if so, what was the
wierdest one you've ever seen?
ah, not really… I haven't actually looked at any lately so I couldn't say.
2. what is your favorite food?
hm… I'm not really sure at the moment… probably meat lover's pizza.
3. do your goggles ever leave rings around your eyes when you take them off?
hah! All the time!
4. did you know your Zodiac sign is the Sheep? and Near's is the dragon (i
think...) L's is the rooster and light's is the snake
hm… that's weird.
5. can you come to my scool and hug my friend angelica?
um, I could try, but no promises!!
that's all for now, bye!
EG
bai!
p.s. here's a pie! (gives pie)

PIE… OMG I love you!!

Sonar

(Commander Rester is seen escorting Matsuda back in after scolding Gevanni
for handcuffing Matsuda. Matsuda then take cares of all the claw marks on his
face and arm while wearing Matt's goggles on his head)
Hello Matt!
Hi

Um, why is Matsuda wearing my spare goggles?
How did you break Matsuda's wrist?

Pushed him off the roof

Rachel: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!

Matt: oh yeah… you were gone… well, we rented a trampoline and we decided to jump from the roof but he was scared so I pushed him… he landed on his wrist.
At least Matsuda is back to normal now. (Matsuda glares at them.
Sonar: Don't look at me.
Matsuda: I'm gonna kill you Sonar.))
I want to see the new star Trek movie. If you do see it, tell me how it was.

Rachel: OMG STAR TREK SPOCK STAR TREK SPOCK –punches Uhura in the face- STAR TREK CHRIS PINE STAR TREK –Matt puts hand over Rachel's mouth-

Matt: we both liked it as a movie, but neither of us really liked how things happened… they created a new timeline and some of the stuff doesn't fit in with reality… I mean, I know it's a new timeline and stuff, but come on… it didn't affect Spock and Uhura until the mission thing so some of the stuff really shouldn't have happened…

Rachel: TIME FOR A BEAT DOWN, UHURA!

Matt: hopefully we didn't spoil anything for anyone…
(Ide: your hair is growing.
Sonar: i know. My hair always grows back fast.
Aizawa is drinking coffee.)
What color will you never wear?

Teal blue. It just doesn't look good on me.
(Aizawa: very quiet.
Ide: Maybe it's because Matsuda is busy tending to his cuts.
Aizawa smirked.
Ide: Peaceful for now. Insane later.
Sonar joins the two.
Sonar: I was just trying to figure where you were.
Ide: I didn't go anywhere.
Near is acting like Gollum from Lord of the rings as he holds the white
fluffy kitty
Near: My precious...no one will take you away from me.
Rester: All right. Who gave Near decaf?
Gevanni: Don't look at me.)
Did you get your goggles from Matsuda yet? I see them on his head.

Ah, I'm too lazy to… besides, if I take them back, he'll be really loud and I don't want that.
(Ukita seems to be bored.
Sonar: No smoking Ukita.
Ukita nearly grumbles but stops himself from smoking.)
I don't have many questions and I still got to head to the other story to ask
Matsuda questions and find out why Aizawa keeps using me and Ide to bug
Matsuda.
(Aizawa: Matsuda has no love life *cough*
Ide: He already has a girlfriend.
Aizawa does an anime fall.
Ukita: Wow Ide. i think you made Aizawa twitch.
Aizawa's legs are twitching.
Ide: Well he nearly made me beat up Matsuda but he must have a reason.)
If you could annoy one person for a day, who would it be? (besides Matsuda of
course)
hm… probably Light just so I could laugh at his weird angry face… I'd take away his death note first though.
Later Matt
bye! –waves-
PS: I'll try and think up some more questions soon and if you want animes to
check out, check out Mythical detective Loki Ragnarok and Black Cat.

Alright thanks!

I think I've already watched the first episode of the Loki thing… it was pretty cool :D

Kit-Kat Punk-lover

Why does it always do that!?!?!?!

Because its being a Bi-otch!

Rachel: lol…

Matt: wow… I just sound pathetic when I say it like that

Okay, sorry kiddies but I gotta say it

Because its being a BITCH.
Mello: Bad luck?
Near: Karma.
Me: There is no such thing.
Mello: You just keep telling yourself that while your reveiws get deleted.
Me: :P
Near:...
Me: The egg hunt was horrible! :o
Mello: -snickers-
Me: 20,0 eggs! We stuffed 20,0 eggs all day friday and those little brats
picked them up in under a minute!
Near: And Mello.
Me: He counts as a brat.
Mello: . where's Beyond?
Me: Oh he's... somewhere...
-With Beyond-
Beyond: Never ever hit on my wife again.
Person: T_T No more knives!
-Back with the group-

Everyone here: O.O

Rachel: -sighs- L, please stop him

L: on it! –leaves to find B-

Matt: I think it's all that Jam…
Near: He's doing what?
Me: Well, the guy thought I was a dude from behind and he's gay and he was
like, "Hey-WHOA your a girl."
Mello: Hahahahahahaha!
Me: Hello? Guys mistake you for girls all the time!
Mello: -pulls out gun-
Near: Mello.
Mello: -.-
Me: So yea. The guy said he would have dated me if he was straight. That's
when Beyond went well...Beyond.
Near: Poor victim.
Me: ANYWAY! Sure Rach! Come along on our adventure! We're also going to blow
up Mars!

Rachel: NO YOU'RE NOT!!! –goes to Mars- now you can't blow it up because I'm on it!!

You can blow up… hm… -sticks Light on a comet-

You can blow up that comet riiiiiiiight there!! :D

Matt: -sighs- you're all murderers
Mello: -.-
Me: AND My dance team is preforming next wedensday ^.^

Rachel: Ooh yay!! Hope you had fun!!
Mello :Don't trip.
Me: Don't eat your chocolat :).
Mello: ...Why?
Me: I stuck food laxitives in it.

Matt: hahahah!!
Mello: O.O -runs to bathroom-
Near: You didn't did you?
Me: Who knows :3. It's just like old times mommy!
Near:...
Me: Just you and me! Yay!
Near: I'm calling 911.
Me: So...HAPPY BELATED EASTER EVERYONE! :3
Near: Matt...

-hugs Near- I'm sorry you have to live through that.

Kody777666

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN
AND THE FISH ATTACKS!!

Rachel: :O OMG –stares with wide eyes like a little kid-

Matt: oh dear…

Rachel: FISCHEEEEEEEEEEEE –pets the attacking fish-

Matt: -sighs- I knew I shouldn't have let her eat those oreos… she's fine for a while and then the sugar hits… that's why she's been semi-normal all this time.
Hi! Guess what! I'm hyper today! YAY HYPER!

Rachel: ME TOO! :D –high fives-

Matt: NEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAR!! Hold me!
Mello: He got in mai chcolate stash
KODY!:NOES! I was watching Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged!
Mello: So...your point.
KODY!!: THE KOALA BEAR NOES ALL!! HE LIVES IN THE HORSE OF PURPLE PANCAKES!

Rachel: ooooooooooooh…. –pets the Koala bear- I like Koalas!! They're mouths are like beaks!! I think… or is that Octopi? Or both?!

Matt: -sighs-
Mello: Have you gone insane.
KODY!: Pika pika pikachu!
Mello:Um...
KODY!: PEEKAACHU!! -shocks-

Matt: PIKACHU!

Rachel: xD I gave him an oreo!
Mello: I'll take that as a yes
KODY!: I AM...
PSYCHO MANTIS!!
So...you like fighting games? How did you like...
SUPER SMASH BROS. MELEE?!
Mello: ...right then...
1: Creepest thing EVAR?

Pedos –glares at L and Beyond-
2: Bestest card from You-gi-oz EVAR

Um… not sure…
3: Chicken McNuggets

YUM!
4: KODY!: How did the dinorawrz die? My money's on either Chuck Norris,
Trogdor or THE BURGER KINGG

Let's go with the Chuck Norris thing!

Rachel: -facepalm-
Mello: Well then. Good bye now.
KODY!: BAI BAI! C U L8-...-falls asleep-
-Kody and Mello

Bai!!