What happens when you put good, innocent people, who don't know the dangers of the world and the threats of going out for a simple game of fun, and mix them in with a group of people who want to create their own party, away from the party?

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"This is cool music!" Zelda said as she swayed her head to the beat of the music.

"I know! XT outdid himself this time…" Sara said, doing the same.

"Well, where did Link go?"

"I haven't a clue…"

"Well, push come shove, we will look for a crowd of girls. Without a doubt, he is one of the cutest boys here." Saria shot Zelda a glare, "Just stating the facts."

"Ok I guess… or we could just enjoy the party and try to find him and we move across the floor."

"But you can't stand."

"I can if I try, I just limp a bit."

"Ok, if you insist." Zelda let go of Saria, and let her wander around the dance floor by herself.

Link was, as Zelda suspected, being surrounded by girls. They all flocked to him like lodestones, swarming his personal space, and all trying to get a piece of him. He had no idea why they always did this to him if he let anyone get too close, maybe it was his youthful face? Or maybe his muscular size for a kid his age? Either way, he didn't like it.

He was trying to look for anyone he knew. He knew that Saria and Zelda were talking about some secret thing, so he knew that they were probably together, and probably still in that alley, and he knew better than to go near them. But, he couldn't help but feel a bit worried for Saria. She didn't have a good leg to walk or dance on, and she was dressed up in a very, very cute way tonight. Maybe I'm just paranoid after almost losing her… Settle down Link… she'll be ok. He thought to himself as he tried to find a comfort zone amongst all of the girls around him, trying to get too close. (A/N: Foreshadowing perhaps?)

XT was singing his songs, but his expansive mind was not thinking about the songs, he was watching the crowd carefully, very carefully.

Sure enough, a person was acting exactly as XT had imagined someone would as time passed on.

Saria was hobbling through the crowd of people when she noticed something, a large man behind her, followed by another, coming towards her. This frightened her, but she squelched her fear, thinking that if it wasn't Randall, no harm would come.

She took one wrong step, and fell down, instantly, the man following her picked her up and put her back on her feet.

"You ok pretty?" The man bellowed, his hand on her shoulder.

"Yeah sure, I'm fine."

"Why're you limping?" Saria shuddered at the man's lack of grammar.

"Well, I kind of got hurt."

"Aw, well, I and my friend can make it a lot better. Come on back to our place, we fix you up real good."

"No thank you." Saria tried to back away, but the man's grasp on her should didn't let go. "Um, please let go."

"Sorry honey, you're too cute to pass up for a night of fun."

"What?"

"Just follow me, and you won't get hurt." The man produced a small knife-like object, and Saria cringed. Against her will, she started walking away.

XT tapped a few buttons on his screen, and the lights focused into small lasers all throughout the bars he put above the Square. (A/N: Song: 'Space Space Shooter' by: Kick and Punch. Note: It isn't the full song, I just broke it up and used parts of it, same with most of my songs...)

"Space Space Shooter goes dooder dooder dooder, I'm making sound effects like a computer-game." XT sung to the song as the lasers began to whirl around the area.

A bit later, the lasers focused on the man's hand on Saria, and the skin on his hand began to burn.

"See the fire balls as they go down the screen, destroying my invaders if you know what I mean." XT finished as the man jumped away from Saria, screaming and holding his burnt hand, Saria hobbled off away from the man, but he continued to chase her.

"Space Space Shooter goes dooder dooder dooder, I'm making sound effects like a computer-game." XT let his finger do the work as he jumped up onto the dance floor, moving with the beat, and jumping high over many people's heads, and landed in front of the man.

"What're you doing man?"

"Song change!" XT froze for a moment, and then the music started up again. When it did, his eyes began to glow a pinkish color. (A/N: Song: 'Dumb Boys' by: Becky, Again, it is broken up.)

XT grabbed the man's hands, and began to dance in a super fast, super hectic, and all around inhuman way. He was doing power spins in the air, twirling the guy around at blurring speeds, and all it did was make the crowd laugh at them.

"Give you, anything I want, throw you away when I'm through. The boy's line up to take me out, I know just what to do. Dumb boys! Dumb boys! Give me lots of dollars. Take me for a ride and maybe light my fires! Dumb boys! Dumb boys! Give me all your money!" It wasn't until a little bit that the man realized that XT was mocking him.

"What are you doing you crazy homosexual!"

"I have no gender! HAHAHAHAHA! Dumb boys! Dumb boys! Give me all your dollars!" XT threw the man up in the air, and jumped to catch him, but then flew away and knocked the man unconscious. "You can't be my boyfriend, I'm a superstar! AHAHAHAHAHA!" XT taunted, in his own way, as he threw the man into a lake before heading back. (A/N: XT's got a crazy, sick, devilish sense of humor doesn't he? You should see what happens at the end of the story... I say no more...)

But, while XT was gone the other man came up to take the larger one's place.

"Hey little lady, what kind of trick was that?" He said in a slyer voice, almost sharper than the knife he was holding.

Saria gulped. Why me?

"I-I-I"

"No excuses, now come with me." The man hurriedly took Saria's arm and whisked her towards an exit of the square.

Link, who had still been surrounded by the girls, saw his fair, green haired angel be forcefully pulled out of the dance floor, and to say the least, he was about to erupt.

"Grr…" He growled as he got away from the girls and drew his sword.

Saria was dragged into an alleyway, so far away from the party that the music was barely audible. From there, she was thrown onto the ground, and the man positioned her on the ground and set himself on top of her.

"So cute! How much did you pay to look like that you whore?"

Saria felt mortified. I thought I was done with this! Why does this always seem to happen? But she said nothing.

"Oho! You will be a treat tonight, won't you?" The man started to reach for her when a small, gruff grunt interrupted his moment.

"Get off." The greed clad boy commanded at blade point.

The man did no such thing, instead, he grabbed Saria, and his knife went just above her throat.

"Do it, and she dies."

"You wouldn't do that to me. I mean, you need me alive don't you?"

"Nope. Your dead body would be just as cute, not to mention probably feel the same way." The man licked his lips as Link tried to get closer, only making the blade against Saria's throat get closer.

"Link… I-I don't know what to do…" Saria let loose a tear, only to be followed by more.

"Go ahead, cry girl, you're cuter then." The man began to take a few steps backwards, never letting his eyes unfix from Link and his sword.

Link froze, not knowing what to do. He knew Saria didn't want to go with this man, and that he should help her, but he didn't know how. If he moved in, she would die, yet if he did nothing, then she'd face the same problem that she almost had with Randall.

"Hey moron!" A small voice from behind the man and Saria called, "Get away from my charge!" A hand, though frail, slapped the man in the head very hard, causing him to loosen his grip on Saria, and giving Link the chance he needed to jump on him. (A/N: Who could that be? Sarcastically)

"Never! Touch! Her! Again!" Link took the man's own dagger, and gave him a few slits on his face.

"Link, I've got it from here." XT appeared from above them, wings extended. The man screamed for mercy as XT's talon-like feet grasped onto his head and began to pull him upwards.

"Please! Please! I didn't do anything wrong!" The man tried to lie.

"Nothing wrong? What is with you people? Holding a girl against her will at knife's threat is a bad enough crime. Then to think what you wanted to do to her afterwards! That's a pedophile! And then I heard you say you wanted her dead body to have fun with! That's necrophilia! And is just plain gross! You sick, perverted, gross, pathetic excuse for a nymphomaniac, get away from my clients, and stay as far away from them as possible. Now here, I think the water will cool you off. I hope you know how to do high-diving. Sayonara." XT dropped the man from 100 feet over Lake Hylia and watched as his flailing body hit the water with a smack. He was hurt, but alive. Hopefully he would learn his lesson.

Soon after that, XT headed back to the dance floor.

Link and Saria looked up at the figure that saved them; it was none other than their old fairy guardian Rareen. (A/N: YAY! Go Rareen! Can I get a woot woot? Me being dumb... lol)

"Hello Link, Saria." Rareen nodded.

"Rareen!" Saria jumped up and hugged Rareen tightly. "Thank you SO much! You don't have any idea how freaky that was."

"I'm just glad XT knew what he was doing when he made me grow. Now I actually can do something to help you two."

"So you're just a bigger Rareen?"

"Pretty much, but I don't think I can fly anymore like this." Rareen's wings looked rather fragile.

"Try it." Saria encouraged as she took a step away from Rareen.

Rareen focused and her wings fluttered, she barely lifted off of the ground.

"Nope. But I really don't care anymore; so long as I can actually help you all."

"Cool, Rareen… I can't thank you enough…" Saria held her tightly and almost began to cry.

"Well, come on now, let's get back to the dance."

"You know, I-I kind of want to go home. I've had enough dancing, and even though I love that music, I love Link more, and I think he will agree with me."

"Whatever you want." He smiled warmly at her.

"Aye Ok! Let's go then! Off to bed with the little ones!" XT laughed as he grabbed onto both Link and Saria after dropping from the sky.

"Wow, you-"

"Always make a flashy entrance? Always arrive on time? Always know what to say? Of course I do, I'm not mortal, and am over 9,000 years old. You'd think that by then I would know everything, right? Well, I don't. So, I hope you two have had fun tonight, goodnight to both of you." XT said as he dropped both of them off at Xavier's house.

"Wait, why not the forest?"

"I will have your stuff moved in by the time you wake up, but, the forest is bound to reject you now. Link is not technically a Kokiri, and Saria you aren't anymore at all. So, yeah, you get to stay with Cheryl and Xavier until you think you want to move out to somewhere else."

"I guess it isn't that bad… Come on Link… I'm about to go to bed right here in your arms."

"I can tell." Link said as he helped her into the house and XT rocketed back to the dance floor.

Ok, a bit of brave chivalry there... (this was actually a modified version of a terrible nightmare I had about one of the people that I REALLY like in my life... I still remember that one TOO much... No, even though I write about love like a maniac, I've never had a girlfriend... or done any of the things that I talk about half of the time... Ironic? You bet.)

More coming soon...