R/L AN (Welsh): Hey-up, the guy who writes Welshscot speaking. Now I know you haven't heard from me in awhile and some of you are wanting to know what happened at the Iron Domain and how exactly did Adam Mecha die? (By the way, the name Adam Mecha was taken from A.D.A.M Robotnik and Mecha Robotnik.) Well I have been working hard in my real life and Welshal-
WELSHSCOT!
I'M WELSHSCOT AT THE MOMENT! WE CAN'T BOTH BE BLOODY WELSHSCOT AT THE SAME TIME!
I hate being called Welshald...
How about Welshaldy?
...
I thought so. Anyway, Welshald is being a bit stubborn, but not to worry. It is all taken care of. But since I've had a hard, boring day, I've decided to do something random and funny. Since I felt left out with the filter chapter, I have taken upon myself to do my own interview... But instead of one bad mouthed prat... *Caleb scowls at the fourth wall*... This interview is gonna be for my three OCs! I have ignored all boundaries of time and space and dragged them from the story, using the power of disclaimers, but I still feel that the questions should be asked by a certain gang leader we all should know by now. Take it away, M Knucks!
MK: 'right, folks, this is gonna have the same questions as last time, but we're gonna have three people answering them. Warning:Anything could happen, being it rude or downright crazy, due to the presence of Welshscot (the one in the story, not the one at the keyboard).
Welshscot (Welshald Scottmen), Hjalmar Tid and CJ Interview
1. What's your name?
This is one of those rare moments when I agree with Caleb.
So you think we should be asking questions about bestiality?
*In an annoyed tone* Why do they have this question at the start of the interview? It's pointless, we could start with something creative – that doesn't involve human on animal.
*Sarcastically* Maybe my writer put this in so we can explain how the responses work.
What's that supposed to mean?
*Sighs* I mean how we can talk without having to put our names up a thousand times. Since there are three of us, he's splitting up the bold, that's you CJ, the italics, for me and the underline for you, Hjalmar.
Ok... Wait, why am I the one being underlined?
MK: Okay, moving on...
2. Do you know what you were named after?
I'm basically the OC that Welshaldy (WELSHSCOT) made up for his friend CJMes12. I'm just here to annoy Welshaldy(WELSHSCOT DAMN IT) and make sure he doesn't do something stupid.
*Muttering* Says the one who got captured by a bunch of whores. *After receiving an evil glare from you know who... no, not that you know who, this isn't Harry Potter.* My name, Welsha… *grumble* was made up from my Writer's nickname. He did it for comical reasons; aka, continuous torture and embarrassment.
My name is the only one that has real meaning to it. Hjalmar means 'the helmeted one' in Norwegian, which fitted me because I always wear a ski mask, and Tid means 'time', which is referring to my ability... Can you now tell me why my text is underlined?
MK: And now onto the next question-
Hey, you haven't answered me yet!
MK: I don't need to; I'm the interviewer and I have all the power here.
Like hell you do, you stikk...*Hjalmar quickly found himself hanging off Big Ben's clock face over a large crate of wolves* ...Wolves are extinct in Britain. *He quickly added, before the rope the held in the air snapped* All right, next question please.
3. Are you single or taken?
I am single and will probably stay single for the rest of my life. I'm not interested in having a relationship; torturing Welshscot, when I can, is more than enough for me. I leave it to him and Hjalmar to do the groping.
I'm single and have never had a serious relationship, but Welshscot and I are friends with benefits. That is all I have to say...
Ditto, though I have something to say. I am not interested in having a serious relationship ever a–
MAKA CHOP!
*Welshscot was sent flying to the floor; a hand shaped dent on his ginger scalp. Pulling his face out of the dirt, the medic asked, with a suppressed tone of anger.* Wot the De'il; why is Maka Albarn here! This is Sonic, not Soul Eater!
MK: Because I wanted to see her Chop in action.
And you chose me because...?
MK: Next question time!
4. Have any abilities or powers?
Besides from being able to hack into anything I want, I'm a normal girl. I can still kick ass.
*Mutters* Says the girl caught by-
MK, can you dangle him off Big Ben again?
MK: No, but the Empire State building will do. *Sure enough, Hjalmar was dangling off the small pole on top of the Empire State building; while a bunch a bee hives was waiting for him at the bottom.
...Why am I getting punished more than Welshscot? *When no one answered, and when the rope began to snap like last time, he quickly changed the subject.* I have the power to bring a person who has died within 24 hours back to life by being able to back in time from their point of view and correct the mistake that had taken their lives. It's called Mental Echo, my limit is saving four people a day, unless I want to freeze solid for a week, and can you please get me DOWN!
*Grudgingly, MK freed Hjalmar from falling... and dropped him into the Nile instead*
My power is to get power boosts from alcoholic drinks, depending on what I drink. I stick to Scotch Whiskey, which enhances my strength and speed/ but it can make me go berserk if I drink too much/, and Welsh Wine, which allows me to breath fire like a dragon/ again, if I have too much I lose control and start belching fire in every direction. But I can use other drinks for different effects. I can even mix them to gain a combined power (Spoiler)
I also have my scaled arm, which is bullet proof with the exception of HGO bullets. I have other perks to, but I don't want to talk about them.
MK: Fine, I'll let that slide for now. But only because Hjalmar is getting out of the Nile with the full intent of beating me up. I need to keep him busy.
5. Stop being a Mary-Sue.
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just a character based off a real life person my writer knows and I'm nothing like her and I'm not that great. The only thing we share is the job of annoying Welshscot and if that's that being a Mary Sue, since my writer is still a little confused by the term, then I honestly don't give one!
Technically you'd call me a Gary Stu, but besides that I don't care if I am or not. I am still confused about it, but if it's about being a character who gets it easy then hell no; and if it's being based of the writer then see the last answer. My writer doesn't know a thing about forensics or Norway, he's just finding out about it because he wanted a friend for Welsh here *cough* Mary Sue...
What? For crying out loud, I'm not a Mary Sue or a Gary Stu! *After getting three looks of disbelief* So I share the same nickname, that's the only thing we have in common. My writer doesn't want to be a physiatrist nor has ginger hair—
MK: Okay, sensible Welshscot needs to go. Get the Whiskey and... The Aloe Vera!
WHAT! DON'T YOU DARE! *But Hjalmar was quick to pin him to the ground; restraining the medic from getting up. While MK and CJ brought out the liquids, Welsh said, in a way to get his own back.*
Do you know the reason why your text in underlined, Hjalmar? Because you're always the one who walks away with an aching backside!*Before the drinks were forced downs his throat, Hjalmar brained him a couple of times with the Whisky bottle.*
MK: Now things are getting interesting. Here's the next question.
6. If you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
I have no need to fight, Welsh does that for me. It is our arrangement; I provide the verbal abuse while he takes my physical assaults, for I would just get creamed by any wrestler.
As long as they're the same weight as me I can take on a wrestler no problem. I can go toe to toe with bigger opponents, but chances are I would lose unless I'm really lucky.
*While being tangled in the ropes of a wrestling ring* THIS JUST HAPPENS EVERY TIME! NEVER MIND WINNING, I NEVER GET TO START A MATCH!
7. Have any family members?
My parents live in New Town and are still pestering me to rejoin the police. Welshscot and Hjalmar are like brothers to me, but I haven't got any actual siblings.
My dad is still on ice after trying to bring my mum back to life. Ever since she got killed by Mammoth Mogul when I was a kid, he tried everything to bring her back. When I discovered my powers after the massacre, he started paying an interest in me because he thought my power could bring mum back to life...*he trailed off, refusing to speak any more; not matter how many building MK threw him off.*)
...I REALLY DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A WOMAN, NAMED MARSALI, WHO CLAIMS TO BE MY MOTHER! BUT I'M A HALF DRAGON AND MY DAD WAS HUMAN-ISH! HOW CAN SHE BE MY MOTHER WHEN SHE'S SUCH A BITCH? AND I THINK- *Welshscot then began to punch himself in the face. He grabbed his self-attacking limb, only to be replaced by his right foot as he began to kick himself in the face. This went on until MK asked the next question.*
8. How about pets?
Welshscot is my pet. He's like a crazy, cross bred guard dog which knows how to heal wounds but can't look after himself. He's not so bad now, but he's far from house broken.
Looking after animals isn't my forte. My job is to cut up dead bodies, and animals make great practice dummies. *MK, on behalf of all animal lovers, personally fed Hjalmar to scorpions. But since he's a part of this story, no matter how minor it is, he was kept alive by the power of disclaimers. Or the scorpions just threw him up.*
MY BEST FRIEND LIKES TO DISSECT RANDOM ANIMALS, DO YOU REALLY THINK I HAVE A PET?
9. Tell me something you don't like.
Since Caleb did his top five things he didn't like, from his long list of such things, I'll say mine. A guy who keeps asking me out when I don't know him, Haggis (BLASPHEMY), Milk in my cereal, people reading over my shoulder and being injected with nanites.
People who keep killing themselves after I've save them from an accidental death, people who think I am being selfish when I won't bring a person back to life /after/ my 24 hour limit, people touching my Forensic tools, butterscotch (HERETIC)and sleeping in beds. Do not ask me why or I will slice open your pets...Hell, I might do that anyway. Sounds fun.
I HATE PEOPLE WHO JUDGE OTHER PEOPLE WITHOUT GETTING TO KNOW THEM FIRST, ENGLISH FOOD, MARSALI THE BITCH, PEOPLE WHO TRY TO READ MY EMOTIONS AND MY REAL NAME! AND AS OF TODAY, I HATE YOU GUYS FOR GIVING ME ALOE VERA! YOU DO REMEMBER THE FACT THAT I DON'T GET ANY RECREATIONAL BENEFITS FROM DRUGS OR ALCOHOL BECAUSE MY BODY'S BIOLOGY IS ALTERED SO MY LIVER DOESN'T GET DAMAGED BY ALCOHOL! DO YOU ALSO REMEMBER THAT DRUGS, EXCEPT FOR PAIN KILLERS, CAUSE ME PAIN AND CAN KILL ME UNLESS BALANCED, LIKE FUCKING ALOE VERA! *As he shouted this, with a twisted smile on his overly happy face, blood started to dribble down his nose.*
MK: Way to kill the mood, Welshscot. *MK was promptly given a quick, unorthodox version of Ring around a Roses; in which his hips were dislocated and spun round, his nose punched in and out of shape and then finally judo flipped onto the ground. So severe were the injuries that Fina had to replace MK while he went to Tikal for treatment. As an added safety measure, Fina waited for Welsh to calm down before asking questions.*
10. Something that you don't do well?
I'm not very good at fighting, to be honest. I can fight, but... Well; you saw what happened with the Iron Domain.
I am useless at computers. Unless it's an Extreme Gear or something to do with Forensics, technology throws me a loop.
Screw this, I've got a headache and answering these questions is just too much trouble-
MAKA CHOP!
*After pulling his face from out of the ground* I'm still not going to answer your question. Besides, the Maka Chop doesn't hurt-
REAPER CHOP!
*Welshscot was nailed into the floor until only his head was sticking out.* I refuse to acknowledge anything that is outside the Sonic Universe.
Fina: Is that so? Then how about this? FINA CHOP! *She brought her bionic hand down upon the hybrid's noggin, and as it made its dent, used the power of disclaimers to add an electric charge; resulting in a semi fired medic*
FINE! I'M NOT GOOD AT LIVING FOR MYSELF. HAPPY?
Fina: Oh, stop being Caleb.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I like drawing Manga. Hacking and annoying Welsh are more like a full time job.
Extreme Gears are my current hobby as is dissecting animals. I use to run a Pro-Mutant detective agency that my dad founded years ago. I took over after my dad... Anyway, I stopped running it after OW! *Welshscot had elbowed him in the gut*
Being a Medic and a Physiatrist is my job, and all my interests are aimed to help other people; not for my own joy.
Come on, Welshaldy, what about that thing you picked up the Iron—
No spoilers, CJ, and it's WELSHSCOT DAMN IT!
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
I... I kinda ditched Welshscot for three years after the massacre went down. My parents managed to drag me to New Town to finish cop training. He says he didn't mind, since he believed that what I wanted, but I do still feel guilty about it.
There's a list of people I've hurt and I haven't got time to list every murderer or punk I've taken down. If I've ever hurt someone emotionally then it would be my dad; but I don't want to talk about it.
I think the bit with MK answered your question.
13. Ever... killed anyone before?
...No comment
Fina: Don't worry, nothing you say will be taken as evidence and used against you in a court of law.
Shade: Says the lawyer.
Fina: Get stuffed, Shade.
Well, to be honest, I haven't actually killed anyone yet. But being around a guy who cuts open animals for a hobby and someone who hangs out with an axe murderer, I'm not exactly innocent to the sight of guts and gore.
I plead justified self defence. I have only ever killed to protect myself.
Including the animals?
...They were planning premeditated murder.
I wonder why.
Fina: Quiet, you two. It's Welshscot's turn.
...I sometimes have a fatality when I'm treating a patient. But it's true that I...'accompany' TD sometimes. But the only time I have ever killed in cold blood was Ivan Pick, that spineless bastard.
Well he is now, thanks to you.
Fina: ... Anyway... Next question.
14. What kind of animal are you?
Do I look like I have a tail?
... My dad is a Mobian husky, if that's what you mean.
I have scales and I can breathe fire, what'd you think my mother was?
Lacy: A lizard?
Kelp: He means a dragon, Lacy. When could a lizard breathe fire?
Lacy: Fire salamanders, from Harry Potter.
Kelp: ... Are you really that blonde?
Lacy: But I'm a flamingo.
Kelp: No, you're a mango.
Lacy: ...and people call me dumb.
15. Name your worst habit.
Throwing out all of the milk in the fridge, I hate the stuff.
Killing a person who annoys me and then bring said person back to life, so I can kill said person again.
It's not really a habit, but I'm an accident magnet. I always end up getting into strange accidents that are random; like being pushed down a flight of stairs, a ball hitting me through a glass window and, on a particular day without fail, a paper crane falls out of the sky and it lands between my clothes and fire.
*Grinning* I remember last year; you had to tear off all your clothes because the crane set fire to your trousers.
Well I find it annoying, so I can't wait to find out whose dropping cranes everywhere.
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
L from Death Note because he is awesome. I honestly don't look up to any one in AooDD universe.
Stein from Soul Eater is my idol'I wonder why?' And the only person I've ever looked up to was the man who looked after me when my dad was off on investigations when I was a kid, Terri Cooper. But he died at the massacre; and I don't believe that he is Metal Sonic.
Itachi from Naruto 'cause I like the fact he put on being evil to hide his true intentions. I strived to be like my dad when I was a kid. But now I look up to TD, because he—
MK: I'M BACK, YOU SHEEP-SHAGGING BASTARD, AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY! ALL TOGETHER NOW!
MAKA/REAPER/FINA CHOP!
*Welshscot's skull barely managed to survive the triple hit combo and was swiftly sent into the ground, past the Earth's core until he shot out on the other side of the planet, in a strange country called Australia. He was quickly sent back, since he didn't have his passport on him.*
Kelp: Let's get this over with before this turns ugly...erLacy: ...Agreed...
17. Sexuality?
Straight, but not interested.
Girls usually annoy me, let's leave it at that.
I grab both sides of the ring, if you know what I mean. NOW QUICKLY ASK THE NEXT QUESTION BEFORE- *At that moment, Welshscot found himself hanging out of the Space Colony ARk. He would have made a snide remark, but he can't talk right now due to the suffocation of space.*
18. Do you go to school?
We're all educated and we went to the same school. Welshscot was as well, but he's dead at the moment.
19. Ever want to marry and have kids?
I think I've already said about not wanting a relationship. And I really don't want kids.
It's never gonna get serious between me and Welshscot. I don't intend to get hitched to anyone really.
...
Hold on, let me revive him.
*While he did that, Fina did her best to restrain the urges MK will get when Welshscot is alive again.*
Ok, what was the question? *Reads* ...No, not in a cold chance of hell. Do I look like father material? What kind of husband would I be to anyone? In the words of Prentis: This question is the epitome of idiocy and I refuse to answer it!
20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Definitely not. Hey, that reminds me, Caleb still has to pay the ransom for his hat!
Caleb: I'M BROKE, DAMN IT!
THEN SUFFER!
... Ok... I don't really know. If there are any, then they can do me a favour and send me an animal they might have lying around. I get bored easily and cutting up animals is a great way to pass the time. And you think I'm joking.
I know I have one fangirl, whose name is Miss-Monochrome. So when my possessions start to vanish, I know who to look for.
And we're done. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
*CJ, Hjalmar, Fina, Kelp and Lacy all took cover as MK unleashed a bombardment of so many weapons upon Welshscot it would take hours to list them all. After the ammo ran short and the handles began to wobble, MK then threw Welshscot into a cave and destroyed the entrance. He then left Welsh, leaving a small sign saying 'Not to be opened until next chapter'*
... Can this get any worse...?
Excalibur: FOOL!
... Fuck my life...
domi|note: Next chapters to be in soon, but reviews always help reel 'em in faster, if you get what I mean. Updates from here on out might slow down considering school starting again and all. Fuck junior year. Seriously.
Caleb: Wow, that was really depressing.
domi: Who's supposed to be in the emo corner right now? Stop breaking the fourth wall!
Caleb: *flips author off*
domi: So review or else... um... I'll fill Tails' Extreme Gear with strawberry jam or something.