Disclaimer: Don't own Glee, "Maneater" or "Paparazzi".
Author's Note: This is for Caroline, ShortLittlePixie (can I call you Mae?), Lydia, Anne, Ellie and Bubbles23. Enjoy and please review! After this chapter, it will be the Sectionals episode! ~Jackie
"Alright everyone!" Will said as he strode into the choir room on Friday. "The guys did a great job yesterday and so I'm anxious to see how the girls do. So ladies, what have you prepared?"
"Well," Delilah began, taking a deep breath showing she had a lot to say. "We have done a mash up of 'Maneater' by Nelly Furtado and 'Paparazzi' by Lady Gaga. Both songs are about fame and obsession and we thought that if we combined their very similar meanings they would mesh effortlessly and be a unique idea all our own-"
"Just shut up!" Melissa sighed, exasperated. "They get it, now let's sing!"
Delilah shot her an angry look and then stood up, motioning for the girls to gather round. They had a little group huddle and then pulled away, positioned and ready to sing.
(Ginger):
We are the crowd, we're c-comin' out
Got my flash on, it's true
Need that picture of you
It so magical, we'd be so fantastical
(Melissa):
Everybody look at me, me
I walk in the door you start screaming
Come on everybody, what you here for?
Move your body around like a nympho
(All):
Maneater, make you work hard, make you spend hard
Make you want all of her love
She's a maneater, make you buy cars, make you cut cards
Make you fall real hard in love
I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Papa, paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be
Your papa, paparazzi
(Delilah):
And when she walks she walks with passion
When she talks she talks like she can handle it
When she asks for something boy she means it
Even if you never ever see it
(Schuyler):
I'll be your girl backstage at your show
Velvet ropes and guitars
Yeah, cause you're my rock star in between the sets
Eyeliner and cigarettes
(Ginger):
Shadow is burnt, yellow dance and we turn
My lashes are dry, purple teardrops I cry
It don't have a price, loving you is cherry pie
Cause you know that baby, I
(All):
Maneater, make you work hard, make you spend hard
Make you want all of her love
She's a maneater, make you buy cars, make you cut cards
Make you fall real hard in love
She's a maneater, make you work hard, make you spend hard
Make you want all of her love
She's a maneater, make you buy cars, make you cut cards
Wish you never ever met her at all
Come on now
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby, you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Papa, paparazzi
(Melissa):
Real good, we dance in the studio
Snap, snap to that shit on the radio
Don't stop for anyone
We're plastic but we still have fun
(All):
I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Papa, paparazzi
Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be
Your papa, paparazzi
(Schuyler):
I been around the world I ain't ever seen a girl like this
(All):
She's a maneater, a maneater
(Antoinette):
I been around the world I ain't ever seen a girl like this
(All):
She's a maneater, a maneater
(Ginger):
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
(All):
Baby, you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me
Papa, paparazzi
Will and the Old Directions girls clapped enthusiastically while the boys did so half-heartedly.
"Very nice, but we were better." Liam said and Delilah stuck her tongue out at him. He did the same and Elle rolled her eyes.
"Act your age," She told them before turning to their teacher. "So Mr. Schue, who won?"
Will shrugged. "I think it's too close to call."
Melissa scoffed. "That's a load of bullshit, Mr. Schue."
Delilah and Schuyler left Glee together like they always did, Makayla hadn't come with them because she had a date, with a tub of ice cream and sappy chick flick though. The two promised to stop by later after a quick shopping excursion (Schuyler insisted the amount of makeup Delilah currently owned was not right for Sectionals).
"I don't get how we lost that!" Delilah was complaining. "We rocked that mash up like you're rocking that pair of heels!"
Schuyler laughed and looked at her shoes, a pair of navy blue high heels with white polka dots and opened toes that Kurt had planned to give Schuyler for her fifteenth birthday, but when she'd found the box in the hall closet she had gotten them early. "Why thank you," She laughed. "And technically we didn't lose, it was a tie."
"That's worse!" Delilah exclaimed. "It means we lost to someone who wasn't compete superior to us!"
Schuyler giggled. "Oh Dee, you are such a-"
"Oh my God!" Delilah cut her off. "Sky, look!"
Schuyler looked in the direction Delilah was pointing and her jaw dropped. Sue was standing at the bulletin board, pinning up a poster. 'Spring Awakening Opening Night: Now Friday, December 15'. Sue turned around and smiled when she saw the two girls standing there, shocked. "Ladies," She said civilly before shoving her way past and back into her office.
"That's the night of Sectionals," Delilah whispered, but Schuyler was to stunned to reply.