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Rorschach Looks Like A Child Predator

Nite Owl heaved a heavy sigh. "Rorschach, we've been friends for a long, long time...and I think it's finally time that I tell you something that I've thought about over and over since we first met..."

"Oh?" Rorschach grunted, "What is it, Daniel...?"

"Uh...no, no...it's nothing...nothing at all..."

Rorschach took a step closer. "C'mon, Daniel...you can tell me. You can tell me anything..."

Nite Owl shook his head, replying, "No, I can't...even I told you, you'd just get mad..."

"Promise I won't..."

"...Promise?"

"Promise."

"Alright, then," Nite Owl crossed his arms and, taking in a deep breath, stated rather bluntly, "The truth is...I think your outfit and mask make you look like a child predator..."

"HURM...?!!!"