Jessie: dopliss would like to apologize for not having updated last week due to family business and disease, but he´s…
James: …watching TV.
TV anchor: And now we will return to the show!
dopliss: FINALLY! They´ve been showing commercials for the last hour!
Woman on TV: Donnie… I´m pregnant.
TV anchor: We´ll be right back after these commercials!
(dopliss screams)
Disclaimer: I don´t own Pokémon or Pokégirls. Excuse me while I go vent my anger.
12:03, underneath Celadon Arcade.
After having descended down several flights of stairs, Christian and Blaze had arrived to a big room filled with computers, fragments of unknown materials, and several other objects used for researching. "Would you look at that," the Whorizard said, awestruck by the items in the room. "Who do you think would build this place under an arcade?"
"I think I know who," he replied, walking over to one of the computers. Even though the machine was turned off, the big red R imprinted on the console. "Team Rocket…"
"Those guys again?" Blaze asked.
"Well, they are a world-renowned criminal organization, so they must have a few bases here and there," the tailed Tamer stated.
Just after that was said, red lights flashed all over the room, and a loud alarm rang throughout the base. "INTRUDER DETECTED! INTRUDER DETECTED!" a voice over the intercom repeated over and over.
"Crap! We´ve been spotted!" Blaze cursed.
Before the two could do anything else, a dozen of Team Rocket grunts ran into the room from a nearby corridor, all of them armed with guns. "Don´t move, or else we´ll shoot!" one of them warned.
"Recall your Pokégirl and put your hands in the air, right now!" another ordered.
Even though it looked like Blaze was ready to kill the grunts, Christian did as ordered and recalled the Fire-type, following the action by slowly raising his hands into the air.
And that was when his plan came into motion.
Flashing the grunts a quick smirk, he transformed into his monster form, grabbed one of them, and flung him headfirst into one of the walls, knocking him out. Seeing the threat at hand, the eleven other grunts opened fire, shooting the tailed Tamer. Due to his invulnerability, the bullets just bounced off Christian´s skin as if they were rubber bullets. In the total time of twenty seconds, Christian grabbed one of the remaining grunts by his feet and used him as a club, hitting the rest of the criminals!
Once all of the grunts were knocked out, Christian transformed back to his normal form and released Kimmy. "Now that I´ve fought these guys, I think it´s your turn to have fun," he said.
The Amachoke looked around, confused. "Mind explaining what the hell´s going on?" she asked.
"We´re in a Team Rocket base, and we´ve been spotted. I´d suggest we take the stealthy approach, but that would be highly unlikely."
She nodded and flexed her muscles. "Don´t worry, Master, ´cause I´ll protect you if danger occurs!" she vowed.
Nodding with a slight chuckle, the tailed Tamer walked down the corridor that the grunts have appeared from, the muscular girl following him. As silent as possible, the two snuck past several on-guard grunts and avoided getting spotted by several video cameras.
They suddenly spotted a heavily reinforced door that was marked with the words 'Authorized members only'. "I don´t know… Do you think we´re authorized members?" Christian asked with a smirk.
"I think we are, after my opinion," Kimmy replied with a knowing smirk.
He twisted the door´s handle, but it was locked. "Looks like we need a keycard or something," he said.
She cracked her knuckles. "I say we punch in!" she exclaimed, punching through the door with her right hand. She then punched through the door with her left hand, and using a lot of her strength, she managed to rip the door off its hinges.
As he saw her pull her fists out of the holes in the door, Christian commented, "You and Silvia could make a living working for Repo."
She giggled and kissed her knuckles. "It´s all earned by years of practice," she stated.
Walking through the now-open door, the two were greeted by the sight of a lab. Along most of the walls were several tables with test tubes, notepads and computers. Only half of the room was illuminated, the other one so enshrouded in darkness that it was impossible to see through.
But the tailed Tamer and his Amachoke were not alone.
Chained to the back wall of the light side of the lab by her hand and feet was a Pokégirl. She had soft light-grey skin, shoulder-length hair in a darker shade of grey, a small frame, a healthy bust, and a long tail with a slightly-thicker knot at the end. Other than that, she was naked and had a mechanical golden ring around her forehead.
Christian looked long and hard at the Pokégirl. "So… it was you," he said.
Kimmy looked curiously at her master. "What do you mean?" she asked.
"For the last couple of weeks, I´ve had dreams about a silhouetted person in chains and heard pleas of help." He walked up to the Pokégirl. "I can see why you need my help."
The Pokégirl weakly opened her eyes and looked at the tailed Tamer. {…At last… help has come…} she said through telepathy.
"Who are you?" he asked softly.
{…It can wait… As for now, get this thing off me…}
Nodding, he slowly reached forward to touch the ring…
"I wouldn´t do that if I were you."
Christian and Kimmy quickly turned around when they heard a voice coming from the dark side of the lab. The light switched on and revealed a man standing with his arms behind his back. He had short black hair and eyes, a smug look on his face, and wore a black suit with the Team Rocket insignia on the left side of his chest.
"After all the hard work we´ve done, I think you´ll be wise in staying away from her," he said with a slight Italian accent. "After all, Pokégirls and Pokéwomen around the world all belong to Team Rocket."
Narrowing his eyes, Christian stepped a little towards the man and clenched his fists. "I take it you´re a high-ranking member?" he assumed.
The man crossed his arms, his smug look remaining unchanged. "Our grunts have reported about a kid with feline attributes running around and ruining our business," he said. "To think that I would meet you in person… Ah… I believe a proper introduction is in order." He bowed graciously. "I am leader and CEO of Team Rocket! You may call me Giovanni."
"The big boss, huh?" Kimmy asked as she stepped in front of Christian. "Won´t the news be surprised when my master drags you into custody."
Giovanni shook his head. "Tsk, tsk. I can certainly assure you, Amachoke, I will certainly not end up in prison," he said and changed his attention to Christian. "You may have found our captured Legendary, but you will not leave this place alive."
"What´s stopping me?" the tailed Tamer asked.
The Rocket leader walked over to one of the tables that were in the dark side and pressed a hidden button. Just then, a steel barricade blocked the only door out of the lab, and a thick layer of glass separated the Legendary from contact with anyone else.
"Okay, that´s how…" Christian muttered.
Giovanni then took out a Pokéball and swore, "For your insolence, you will feel a world of pain!"
The Pokégirl that the leader of Team Rocket released was an Onyx. "If it´s a fight you want, bring it on!" Kimmy exclaimed, entering a fighting stance.
The Onyx started it off by throwing a powerful Stone Punch, to which Kimmy countered with a Crushing Punch. Their two fists collided, but due to her greater strength, Kimmy managed to crush a few bones in her opponent´s fingers. Leaping back in order to create a little distance, the Rock-type created boulders out of thin air and used her Boulder Bullets attack to send them flying one at the time towards the Amachoke. Summoning all the power that she had, the Fighting-type smashed each of the boulders by punching them!
When the very last boulder was sent flying, Kimmy changed tactics and instead caught the projectile in her arms. "Let´s see how YOU feel when someone throws rocks at you!" she shouted and threw the boulder.
Unable to dodge unless she wanted her master hurt, the Onyx shielded herself with her arms when the boulder impacted. Taking a chance, Kimmy leaped at her opponent and used Takedown, slamming herself into the Rock-type and forcing her onto her back. The Amachoke then delivered another Crushing Punch to the Onyx´s head, ending the battle by knockout.
"Nice going!" Christian praised.
Kimmy rubbed her fists. "Yeah, but those boulders were hell on my knuckles," she said.
Recalling his defeated Pokégirl, Giovanni released his next fighter. This one looked like a human woman with slate-grey hair, a B-cup, and a loose skirt. "Transform and fight," the Rocket leader ordered.
What happened next was interesting. The new Pokégirl´s body took on a grey skin tone, a big horn jutted out of her forehead, and small rhinoceros ears stuck out from the top of her head. But the most drastic change was anything below the waist. Where there once were two human legs was now a body that belonged to a rhino, causing the girl to look like a very intimidating rhinoceros centaur.
Staring at the Pokégirl, Christian scanned her.
RHYNODAME the Rhino Pokégirl
Type: Very Near Human Metamorph (Rhinoceros)
Element: Ground/Rock
Frequency: Uncommon
Diet: Herbivore
Role: Demolition
Libido: Low
Strong Vs: Electric, Fire, Poison, Bug
Weak Vs: Fighting, Plant, Water
Attacks: Body Slam, Gut Punch, Stomp, Earthquake, Fissure, Harden, Wind-up Punch, Headbutt
Enhancements: Enhanced Strength (x10), Enhanced Durability (x5)
Evolves: Coldonta (Normal)
Evolves From: None
Created before the Elephuk, the Rhynodame and Coldonta were one of the first 'tank' style Pokégirls, though the Amachop line was arguably the very first. Made to demolish buildings, overrun tanks and other military vehicles, this breed was widely known as 'the duce buster' in the former United States for their ability to literally knock a 2.5 ton truck (called a 'Duce and a half') flying with a running start. These devastating charges quickly gave these rhino Pokégirls a reputation that lasts even today, and many of these Pokégirls are used in the demolition industry, as well as for extremely heavy draft Pokégirls.
While somewhat more muscular than the average human woman, not much else sets these Pokégirls apart from human women visually, save perhaps their often slate-grey hair. Their hair also ranges into blacks, browns, and the occasional blond, making the distinction between the human form of this breed and an actual human woman extremely hard to distinguish. Their bust size is in the A to B-cup range, which stays proportional during their transformation into their battle form. Rhynodames often wear loose clothing including skirts, however, due to their startling transformation into their tauric form.
Once transformed, the breed's five and a half feet jumps to just over eight feet on average, with a large, massive humanoid torso attached to a black rhino's body. When transformed, often the breed's human torso takes on an animalistic appearance, sprouting a muzzle and a large single horn from the middle of their muzzle, though occasionally, the individuals simply take on a grey skin tone, and the horn comes from their forehead. In either case, small rhino ears perch atop the breed's head upon transformation. Due to the size of this pokégirl, they are often considered quite intimidating.
A Highly competitive breed, many of these rhino Pokégirls try to find any excuse for a competition, and many enjoy battling in Pokébattles. Often taking on the motto of 'actions speak louder than words', Rhynodames often jump into situations because they are more comfortable with doing things as opposed to thinking things through. This is not to say that the breed is unintelligent, as they have the normal range of human intelligence, but they are more compulsive as a breed. While this competitive nature and compulsiveness makes these stony Pokégirls seem like brutes, they can be quite sensitive and gentle, enjoying such pastimes as reading and painting. However, when angered, these large Pokégirls are universally very destructive.
Thanks to their rock hard dermal plates in their battle form, Rhynodames are very hard to injure, and these plates can often deflect small arms fire and lighter blows from Pokégirls. Earthquake is a popular starting tactic for ground-based opponents, knocking their targets off their feet before charging in for one of their devastating Headbutts. Due to their duel Rock/Ground nature, this breed is easily taken down by Water or Plant-types. The breed is well aware of this, and though some are smart enough to know that they have little chance of defeating a Water or Plant-type opponent, some still compulsively try to take them on.
Due to their powerful bodies, Rhynodames should be restrained even in Taming form, as they often lose control in the throes of Taming. Many of the breed have shown a love of cuddling and gentle touches in their Taming form, as their sense of touch is dulled while in their battle form. Silky, soft, or otherwise gentle clothing, bedding, or Taming equipment is also greatly enjoyed in their Taming form.
Feral Rhynodames travel in small herds of around a dozen individuals, most often an alpha female and three or four other females and their Pokékits. When threatened, the herd's priority is their ´kits, and the alpha and beta females will often charge and fight any threats, including Tamers seeking to make a capture. Strong Plant or Water-types take these rocky rhinos down easily, though Tamers should be cautioned that many ferals will not stop until knocked unconscious or injured badly enough so that they cannot rise.
Threshold into a Rhynodame is a frightening experience, as first the thresholder's sense of touch dulls to the extreme, followed by total leg paralysis as their lower body transforms into their tauric form. Should the thresholder change into a more animalistic tauric form, the paralysis stage is followed by facial paralysis as the skull reforms. After the new Pokégirl has completely transformed into her tauric form, they are able to change back into their Very Near Human Taming form, much to the relief of the Pokégirl.
"She looks tough," Christian commented. "Think you can handle her?"
Kimmy gulped. "I think I can take her," she replied.
The Rhynodame rose on her hind legs and then stomped down on the floor, causing a tremor from her Earthquake attack. Her opponent now struggling to remain her footing, the rhinoceros-girl charged into Kimmy and pushed her against the glass barrier. The Rhynodame then used Gut Punch, hitting her opponent so hard in the stomach that she spat blood. Going in for the kill, the rhinoceros-girl reeled her head back, aimed her horn at her opponent´s neck, and thrust her head forward.
Fortunately for Kimmy, she managed to move enough to not being impaled through the neck… but instead through her left shoulder! Screaming out in pain, the Amachoke got out of her opponent´s grip and slipped down under her, lifted her up with her right arm, and tossed her across the room. Before the Rhynodame could get back up, the Fighting-type used her own Earthquake in order to keep her opponent from standing. Then, using the last bit of strength in her body, Kimmy ran over to her opponent, lifted her up with her right arm – her left one hanging limply by her side – ran back towards the glass barrier, and slammed the Rhynodame´s head into it, knocking her out.
Kimmy panted hard and exhaustingly as she fell onto her butt. "Master… my arm is too damaged to continue…" she said in-between pants. "I´ve had enough for today…"
Christian nodded and recalled the Amachoke, watching as Giovanni did the same. "So, are you done yet?" the tailed Tamer asked. "I think you should know I got several more girls on me, all of them ready to tear whatever you may send against me to pieces."
"Very well," the Rocket leader said, pulling out a third Pokéball. "This is the last one for this battle."
The final Pokégirl that Giovanni released looked like a kangaroo, with large feet, long and thick tail, long ears, and a full muzzle. Curious, Christian scanned her too.
KANGASSCUNT (aka BANGASSCUNT), the Delectable Dish Pokégirl
Type: Not Very Near Human. Rare cases of Near Human
Element: Ground
Frequency: Common
Diet: Herbivore
Role: Food producer, combatant
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Electric, Fire, Poison, Rock, Steel
Weak Vs: Flying, Ice, Plant, Water
Attacks: Stomp, Earthquake, Gut Punch, Resonate, Thunder Tail, Takedown, Snarl, Soil Armor*, Harden, Withdraw, Double Kick
Enhancements: Dismissible Armor, Toughness, meat creation in pouch, Enhanced Strength (x3), Enhanced Speed and Agility (x3)
Evolves: None
Evolves From: None
Next to Kattle, the world's most common meat producer is actually a Pokégirl. Many researchers assume that this marsupial based breed is one of the first battle type Pokégirls that Sukube created for his War of Revenge. Created to feed his growing armies, the Kangasscunt was also suited for combat, and didn't have to be placed in the rear lines with Chickenlittles or Milktits.
Based on the Red Kangaroo, Kangasscunts are large Pokégirls, standing an average of eight feet tall, with a maximum of nine and a half feet, and no specimen of the breed has been seen below six and a half feet. Almost the entire breed is fully anthropomorphic, having large digigrade feet attached to strong, powerful legs, though their hands remain human-shaped and dexterous. Full muzzles are the breed norm, and with the slightly stooped stance of their bodies, no one mistakes the average Kangasscunt for a human. Due to being meat producers, most of the breed generally have a very 'well fed' look to them, and none can truly be called skinny unless they're starving. All of the breed have long brown ears, standing up much like any of the Bunnygirl line, but not as long; as well as a massive thick tail, which is used for counterbalancing during their jumping gait, and can also be used as third leg to brace themselves from falling backwards or to help them deliver their powerful Double Kick move. Their large D-cup breasts are proportional to their frame, and don't tend to bounce due to their firmness.
Rarely, a Kangasscunt is more human-looking, though these cases are only seen with thresholders. Even when Near Human, a Kangasscunt still retains her long, powerful didigrade legs, her pouch, her thick tail and long ears. Universally, all fur found on the breed is a deep rust brown, though lighter coloration is sometimes noted on the stomachs of fully-furred members of the breed.
An oddity among most other Pokégirls, Kangasscunts have difficulty walking, more likely to make short hops as they move. Tamers should be aware that this does not mean the breed is slow or easy to catch. This is because Kangasscunt's don't run; they leap across the ground at high speeds in a bounding, two-legged series of jumps. They can move much faster than the fastest of humans, and during the war, only those in what is now the Orange Island knew that these kangaroo Pokégirls were more dangerous than they seemed. In a single standing jump, a Kangasscunt can rival the leaps of the Cockadiddle line; though because they can't glide, their leaping distance is a bit shorter. It was this ability that allowed the breed to literally be 'death from above' in battle, despite the breed being Ground-types.
Kangasscunts are marsupial in appearance, with a pouch on their lower belly just below their navel. However, any child of the breed is carried to term in their womb and Pokékits or children are never kept in these pouches. Instead, the kangaroo Pokégirl's pouch acts almost as external fat storage – adipose tissue filling the pouch first and protein cells quickly consuming the energy to grow. The result, depending on when the product is harvested, is anything from a doughy 'egg' of cast-off fat, to a large thick 'egg' of pure muscle tissue. These 'eggs' are around a foot in diameter, though are usually oblong, and are quite delicious when partially or wholly meat, and the 'eggs' of fat are actually quite healthy to use as flavoring in other ways such as cooking oil or stews. Denizens of the Orange Islands still call the meat 'Roo' and survivors of the War claimed that the 'eggs' taste like the meat of pre-Sukube kangaroos.
Due to their widespread use during the war, Kangasscunts are common in every league, since they were propagated for their meat, which has become a staple meat around the world. These large Pokégirls are herbivores, like the Milktit, though they tend to feed heavier on legumes and other plants that are high in protein. They require an extremely large amount of food, though if not harvested, their meat production slows, and the breed can easily become overweight.
Kangasscunts are somewhat difficult to Tame, since most like it deep and fast, but their large stature makes it hard for all but the most endowed of Tamers to satisfy them completely. Also, they tend to kick in the throes of passion, warranting the use of restraints for their legs during Taming... or the Tamer winds up flying across the Taming room when the Pokégirl experiences orgasm. Luckily, their pussy is large enough that it's easy to fist them to orgasm. Also, as they enjoy taking it anally more than most Pokégirls do, making that another option for a Tamer.
Overall, the breed is quiet and seems passive, though when their slow fuse is finally burned down, they become a fireball of anger. While not capable of entering into a true Rage, many a harem-sister has pushed this docile breed to the point of explosion, which often ends with the perpetrator ending up pounded. This makes the breed a bad choice for pushy Pokégirls like the Domina or Dark Lady, because while the Kangasscunt is slow to anger, they're also a bit slow to calm down, often wanting to 'settle' the matter with their fists and feet.
The kangaroo Pokégirls are moderately popular with Tamers, but with their Taming needs and their constant meat production, most Tamers pass on having this breed in their harem. Those who do have a Kangasscunt usually keep one for the food and for their battle skills. Their more impressive ability is their Soil Armor technique, allowing them to gather sand, soil, or small rocks and harden them together into full body armor. While this technique usually shows up as plates covering the more vital areas, some enterprising Kangasscunts have been known to mimic other armor styles, such as a Battle Angel's armor or that of an Armsmistress or Samurai – modified to fit their own unique body shape, of course.
Ferals of the breed tend to seem docile, roving in loose packs called 'mobs' and foraging on choice vegetation while raising any Pokékits they may have. Predatory Pokégirls looking for an easy meal often steer clear of them, since the breed is more likely to gang up on a predator than it would be to pull a Giltlectric and offer up their 'eggs' to harassing predators. When trying to capture a feral, a Tamer's best option is to attack with Flying, Ice, Plant, or Water-types, and attempt to corner one away from the mob. Tamers could keep watch on the rest of the mob, though, as sometimes the wily Pokégirls circle around and attempt to 'save' their trapped sister.
Human girls who threshold into Kangasscunts are often dismayed at their complete loss of human features, though the rare few who become Near Humans do not fare much better. Most are sold off to farms, where they spend the rest of their days helping with chores and producing meat for the general populace to eat.
Soil Armor (DEF): Using a light form of telekinesis that is geared only to sand and soil, the Pokégirl creates a layer of hardened armor around herself in a style of her choosing. This armor doubles her durability, though water attacks soften the armor and cause it to slough off. Unless the move is actively used again with concentration, the Soil Armor cannot be repaired as damage is received.
The Kangasscunt looked incredibly confident at first, but when she saw Christian release Kira, she got worried. "M-Master, I don´t think I can handle a Panthress…" she said with dread in her voice.
"If a kid like him can control a Menace-type like her, then you have nothing to worry about," Giovanni stated, completely calm.
While her opponent was distracted by talking to her master, Kira charged up a Dark Bomb in her left hand and a Chi Blast in her right. Without as much as a warning, the Panthress threw the Dark Bomb at the kangaroo-girl, causing her to get stunned. Running up to her, the black-furred feline hit her opponent with the Chi Blast at point blank range, knocking her out in just two blows.
"Well, that was disappointing," Kira muttered.
Giovanni recalled his defeated Pokégirl, a frown adorning his face. "Hmph. Looks like you´re stronger than I thought," he snorted. "We shall meet again – and next time, I will be the victorious one."
And then, just like that, the entire lab was enshrouded in darkness. "Hey! Who turned off the lights?" Christian asked in surprise.
Kira, thanks to her night vision enhancement, informed, "He´s gone. He has somehow disappeared."
The tailed Tamer sighed. "Well, no matter. Can you see a switch or something?"
"I can see something on one of the tables." The Panthress walked up to a table, picked up something that resembled a lighter with twice the size as a normal one, and walked back to her master. "I found this," she said, giving the object to him.
He tried using it like a normal lighter, but instead of creating a small flame, the entire room got illuminated again! "Whoa!" he gasped. "Whatever this thing is, it sure can come in handy during nighttime."
Kira walked over to the glass barrier, created a Dark Blade, and used it to slice the glass into pieces. "Who is this?" she asked.
Snapping back to attention, Christian walked over to the Legendary and removed the ring around her head. "There. That should do it," he said.
Without any physical force affecting them, the chains unlocked and released the Pokégirl. Her expression turned into complete happiness as she began flying around in the room. "MOAN!" she exclaimed.
Christian could not help but smile. "Looks like I finally get to sleep peacefully again," he stated.
The Legendary came to a halt in front of the tailed Tamer and the Panthress and hovered in the air, her legs curled up to her chin. {Thank you ever so much for rescuing me!} she said through telepathy. {As you heard him say, I am one of the Legendary Pokégirls. My name is Moan.}
MOAN, the Legendary Psychic Pokégirl
Type: Near Human
Element: Psychic
Frequency: Extremely Rare (Unique)
Diet: Unknown (alpha-waves are speculated)
Role: Psychic troubleshooter
Libido: Unknown (Average speculated)
Strong Vs: Fighting, Poison, Psychic
Weak Vs: None (Bug, Dark, Ghost)
Attacks: Aura of Cute, Butt Wiggle, Quick, Foresight, Telekinesis, Fade, Teleport, Hypnotic Gaze, Hypnotize, Dodge, Tail Slap, Heal
Enhancements: Enhanced Agility (x10), Enhanced Speed (x7), Legendary Qualities, Legendary Salient Qualities, superior intelligence
Evolves: N/A
Evolves From: N/A
Moan is one of the very rare Legendary Pokégirls. Made by Sukebe to be far beyond normal Pokégirls, Moan is perhaps the ultimate Psychic Pokéwoman, with perhaps only her genetically-engineered daughter Moantwo surpassing her.
Moan looks like an A-bra with Amachop style mixed in. She is just less than five feet tall, and has light-grey skin that is as soft as it looks. Her hair is a darker shade of grey that hangs down to her shoulders, and is the only hair on her body. Her tail is the same grey color as her skin, and is about half as long as her legs. It has a small knot at the end, being slightly thicker there for her Tail Slap attack; usually, though, it just waves behind her carelessly. Her bust is remarkably full, and looks even larger than it is due to her small frame. Moan never wears clothing. She usually tends to curl up when flying through the air, and often times has her eyes closed despite being awake, apparently using psychic senses to detect her surroundings. She has never been known to speak verbally, but on two separate occasions, people who have seen her have sworn that they heard a soft voice in their heads saying "Moan" a few times. The odd thing about that is that saying nothing but their breed name is a mark of having gone feral, but Moan's behavior is anything but that of a feral Pokéwoman. Her intelligence is far greater than even that of an Alaka-Wham, and many speculate she may be the smartest being alive. This, apparently, hasn't taken away from her playfulness and zest for life, however.
Papers and files found in some of Sukebe's old bases speak of the reason for Moan's creation. Sukebe knew that, during the war, situations would arise where his Pokégirls would need reinforcements, but not be able to receive them for any number of reasons. He invented Moan to be able to detect the problems based on the stress and anguish she psychically felt, fly or teleport to the scene, and use her vast powers to aid the Pokégirls there. Moan did all this, but the few records there are of her interfering in a battle and show a remarkable kindness. Moan has never once been known to kill or even seriously harm her enemies, instead putting them to sleep during battles, allowing the Pokégirls to simply bypass their enemies. Moan was noticeably absent during the end of the war, when things became very bad for both sides. Why is not known.
Moan has rarely been sighted. Usually she is only seen when a cataclysm of huge proportions is about to happen, being there to divert it. Old emails mention a creature fitting her description spotted around the once-unified Orange Islands mere days before they were shattered into their present state by an Eva evolved into something by an Angel Stone, and many feel that Moan was there to try and prevent the disaster. Beyond such disaster sightings, Moan is almost never seen, very rarely being glimpsed soaring through the air in a bubble of force, eyes closed, just enjoying herself.
There are other supposed sightings of Moan that are less than totally credible, however. Young men around the world have described having dreams where a Pokégirl would fly in through the back room window and float down onto their bed, engaging them in a night of passionate Taming. Such dreams tend to be very lifelike, and the Pokégirl they describe is often a close match for what Moan looks like. Many of these young men became Tamers just to try and find that Pokégirl from their dreams. Scholars on Moan are divided on how seriously to take the idea that some of these "dreams" are of Moan. Almost every young male has at least one sex dream about a Pokéwoman. Furthermore, several accounts are listed as taking place on the same night by young men all over the world. Even for Moan, that would be some very fast teleporting. If some of these dreams are in fact actual encounters with Moan, a lot would be explained, though. There are no other reliable accounts, or even rumors, of anyone Taming Moan, so to keep from going feral (and most agree that, despite her never saying anything other than her name, a mark of having gone feral, she hasn't) Moan must be getting some somewhere. Enough of the reported dreams have a common theme that some have put together a sketchy picture of Moan's Taming likes and dislikes. Reports where the man in question Tamed her quickly and without preamble usually got her off a few times and then she left. But when Moan was petted and stroked, engaged in proper foreplay, and even stroked during the act of Taming, she stayed much longer, climaxing many times before leaving, softly moaning and mewling submissively... It seems she enjoys being appreciated during sex. Moan has also never been seen eating anything. It has been tentatively hypothesized that she doesn't need food, but instead feeds on alpha-waves. Alpha-waves are waves that the brain emits when happy, pleasured, relieved, etc. If Moan does indeed feed on such waves when they are emanated, it would be a good reason for her to go around helping people and visiting horny young men for Taming at night.
As Moan has never been captured, no one can begin to really guess what it would be like having her in a harem. It's likely she wouldn't take to it well, having been a free spirit for too long. A Tamer she truly cares about, though, may capture her heart to the point where she would stay with him, only leaving to prevent disasters from occurring, and then returning to him.
LEGENDARY QUALITIES: All Legendary Pokégirls have these special attributes, making them above and beyond other Pokégirls:
Truly Unique: All Legendary Pokégirls cannot be copied. Attempts to clone them always fail, and morphing other beings into copies of them always produces sub-standard versions. Titto, for example, can take Moan's shape and even copy her powers to some degree, but not any of her Legendary Qualities or Legendary Salient Qualities (see below). They can have their base stock altered to be used in the formation of a new Pokégirl type, though, which is how Moan's DNA was used to create Moantwo.
Deathlessness: Despite having been around since Sukebe's Revenge, all the Legendary Pokégirls are still around and going strong. This superior version of longevity makes them immune to death from natural causes. They will never die unless they are killed. However, poison, disease, or any unnatural cause still has a normal chance to kill them, barring their special immunities and strengths.
No Weakness (Level X): All of the Legendary Pokégirls can ignore their type's normal weaknesses to a point. When facing a Pokégirl at or below a certain level, if that Pokégirl is a type the Legendary would normally be weak against, she instead treats it as though it was of a type she had no specific advantage or disadvantage against. For example, Moan has No Weakness (Level 65). If she was to face a Ghost or a Dark-type Pokégirl – or anything else that is considered Strong vs. Psychic – at or below level 65, she wouldn't be considered weak against it, nor would it be considered strong against her. Pokégirls at a level above the Legendary's No Weakness level treat things normally.
LEGENDARY SALIENT QUALITIES: Some Legendary Pokégirls have special qualities others don't have. Here is Moan's lexicon of special attributes:
Fore-psight: A greatly heightened version of the Foresight attack, this lets Moan sense large, impending disasters before they happen, and the general vicinity of where they will be. Moan doesn't know what the disaster will be; just that it will be big. Moan will generally sense a coming cataclysm a half week in advance, and will quickly journey to where it is, trying to stop it. It has to be a large incident to set off her Fore-psight. A house burning to the ground wouldn't register, an entire city being burnt to ashes would. This ability is automatic, not needing her concentration, and doesn't require use of her Stabilize Power ability. She simply lets the threads of fate flow through her to sense oncoming disasters.
Mind Over Matter: Most psychic Pokégirls only can use their listed psychic attacks, and maybe one or two other tricks besides. Moan is no ordinary Pokéwoman, though. Sukebe gave her great psychic powers, so great that they don't have set limits per se. Though she only can do things she has enough power for (which is a lot), the range of what she can do is vast. She can telekinetically fly, and often creates a force-field around herself for protection. She can manipulate raw energy, though she rarely does so. In short, if she can imagine it, she can usually find a way to psionically do it, if she has enough power.
Stabilize Power: Usually, a Psychic Pokéwoman must concentrate actively on her power to use it. Moan need not be so encumbered, though. She can set up to three of her powers, not necessarily attacks, which can be relegated to her subconscious, which will maintain the powers for her without her having to actively concentrate on them. Usually, she sets her telekinetic flight, force-field bubble, and ESP with Stabilize Power, but she can change them at will.
Kira took a step back and gasped. "The Moan?" she asked, aghast.
Moan closed her eyes and nodded. {Yep! The one and only!} she answered. {And I should also be surprised. It is not every day you see a Panthress willingly in a harem.} She opened her eyes again and looked at Christian. {Once again, thank you for saving me, Christian!}
He was taken aback a little. "How do you know my name?" he asked.
The Legendary giggled and tapped her right temple. {Psychic powers, you know.}
"Wow… How many live to see two of the Legendaries?" Kira asked herself.
Moan tilted her head in confusion and curiosity. {Two? Who´s the other one?} she asked.
"Uh… you can talk to her telepathically later," Christian said.
After having read his mind, the Psychic Legendary giggled. {Oh! I see that old Zapdass is doing well.} She clasped her hands together. {Anyway, I think you deserve a reward for saving me, so what is it?}
"I wouldn´t really say we´ve saved you just yet," the Panthress stated. "I mean, we´re still in this dump."
Moan giggled again. {No big deal. Watch!}
She then took the feline people´s hands in her own, and they watched as the area changed around them. In reality, Moan had teleported them all to the rooftop of the Pokécenter. {See? Piece of cake!} the Legendary said, letting go of their hands.
Christian did, however, look a little wobbly. "Is it normal to feel a little sick when you teleport…?" he asked groggily.
Moan shrugged. {It´s kinda like a first time for a girl, though less painful,} she joked. {Anyway, what can I do for you as thanks?}
Christian recovered and looked at Kira. "Actually…" he started, pointing at the Panthress. "Can you help her de-evolve into a Tigress?"
The black-furred feline gasped in shock. "Master…!"
"You see, she´s very depressed with herself being stuck in this form and being feared and loathed by many. So, if you could transform her, we would be very grateful."
Moan rubbed her chin in thought. {I don´t personally know the Dark Redemption technique, but I can find one who does know,} she said. {It might take a while, but I will do it.}
Kira, completely overwhelmed with emotions, fell on her knees and took the Legendary´s left hand in hers. "Thank you… Thank you ever so much! I owe you my life!" she said.
Moan giggled and patted the feline on her head. {You´re welcome.} She then faced Christian and said, {We will meet again. But until then, bye-bye!} And then she gave him a quick kiss on the nose and disappeared, leaving the two alone.
Kira stood up and patted her master on his right shoulder. "Lucky you," she said. "Getting kissed by a Legendary is something others only can hope to achieve."
He rubbed his nose sheepishly. "Well, first a blowjob, now a kiss… I guess they like to use mouth, those Legendaries," he chuckled.
The Panthress´s expression instantly turned suspicious. "Blowjob?" she asked. "When?"
"Err… nothing to worry about!" he said, trying to avoid any trouble. "Let´s just go back to the room to check up on Lassie, ´kay?"
Kira laughed and walked along with him back to his room. At last, she thought. The nightmare will soon be over. I can never thank you enough for doing this, Moan.
{You´re welcome!} echoed in her mind.
Tamer: Christian Haydon.
Harem:
Julia (Tigress), {Alpha} level 37.
Kira (Panthress) level 44.
Blaze (Whorizard) level 39.
Flora (Ivywhore) level 32.
Catherine (Cheetit) level 42.
Silvia (Warcat) level 38.
Lightning (Peekabu) level 33.
Luna (Eva) level 33.
Kimmy (Amachoke) level 35.
Lassie (Growltit) level 37.
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