CH 113: Smashers in Food Land

After Master Hand grounds Yoshi and Kirby from eating fats/junk foods, they accidentally discover a portal for foods. There, they find tons of food to enjoy. The other Smashers discover this and go to the portal as well. This cause tension for Master Hand however.

TV-14-D for mild sexual dialog/swears

Yoshi and Kirby are watching TV while eating a bunch of candies and junk foods.

They were actually watching some of their viral videos (they had Playstation 3 by the way). This one, it was when everyone tripped a banana.

Everytime when the Smashers tripped, Yoshi and Kirby just burst out laughing out loud.

"WHO PUT A BANANA?! IF THIS IS A MONKEY, I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU!" Mario yelled in the video.

They laughed even harder.

"No wonder why this our first viral hit," said Kirby.

"Cause it's too damn funny," laughed Yoshi.

"Hey, gents, keep it down," said Master Hand.

"We will," replied Kirby.

"But it's so funny, it's kept making us laugh and almost choke," said Yoshi.

Laughter from them again.

"(Growls) (Turns off TV), Now, boys, please don't...(Gasps) What do you have there?" Master Hand noticed something.

"We're having candies," replied Kirby.

"And a junkie," said Yoshi.

"Candies and junk food while watching TV?!" asked Master Hand.

Kirby nodded.

"Grrr, that's it. You two are not gonna eat these anymore especially during TV time," said Master Hand.

"But sir, we're hungry," said Yoshi.

"NO buts. These are NOW MINE!" yelled Master as he floats away.

"(Groans) Why can't we never learn?" asked Kirby.

"Cause we're lazy," replied Yoshi.

"Exactly," Kirby replied.

Wheel translation to the second floor.

"Hey, boys, why you're sad?" asked Mario.

"Master Hand didn't let us eat the stuffs at home," said a depressed Yoshi.

"Yeah and I'm hungry," Kirby said.

Yoshi and Kirby begin to cry.

"Boys, don't cry. Everything will be alright," said Mario.

Yoshi: "No, it will not."

Mario then noticed something: "Hey look. Kirby, you must have created a portal."

"You created a portal?" asked Yoshi.

"Uh yeah whenever we get hungry I foods here," replied Kirby.

"Holy crap! FOODS!" Yoshi yelled in excitment.

"Quiet! MH might hear us," said Mario.

"Oh, that floating bastard might still be mad at us. C'mon Kirby let's go to the portal," said Yoshi.

"After you," said Kirby.

"I should keep this portal a secret," said Mario.

"What Mario?" asked Luigi.

"Oh nothing. This portal is just nothing bro," said Mario.

"Oh carry on," said Luigi.

Then Mario went to the portal.

Link walked by the portal.

"My, my, what's this? A portal of adventures. I can;t wait."

He went to the portal.

7 other Smashers went to the same portal as well. The other just ignore it.

"Wow, what is this?" asked Peach.

"I think it is food land," said Zelda.

"It is Food Land. Look at the sign," said Falco.

"And there's Mario, Kirby, and Yoshi," said Fox.

"Hey boys, what are you doing here?" asked Peach.

"Glad you came, fellas," said Kirby. "You won't believe it but I created a portal to a food land."

"What's a food land?" Zelda was wandering.

Kirby: "Well, it is a place of foods, any kind, from sweets, fruits, veggies, dinner foods - you name it."

Link: "Wow, that's cool, dude. I'm glad you created this. Let's go eat some."

Yoshi: "Wait fellas. But remember last time you all got obese? So instead of just eating 20 pounds just eat here every meal."

Link: "Alright!"

Mario, Link, Yoshi, Kirby, Peach, Zelda, Falco, Fox, Samus, and ROB went to go eat at the Food Land.

The food land contains all the variety of foods. The girls ate ice cream from the ice fountain. The others just ate fast food.

Mario: "MMMHH! Fast foods tastes more delicious!"

Yoshi: "You said it. Thanks for putting more ingredients Kirby."

Kirby: "No problems, pal."

Link: "Hey you know what everybody? Let this place be our food source."

ROB: "What do you mean?"

Link : "I'm just saying that this is perfect hangout to eat. Besides, our kitchen looks like a mess (cut to a messy kitchen) Everyone else agree?"

Samus: "Sure great idea Link."

Fox: "Dude that is an awesome idea."

Falco: "The food kick more butt,"

Mario: "I gotta go tell the rest of the Smashers."

Mario went back to the mansion and notify the other Smashers.

Sonic: "Oh hey Mario. What's up?"

Mario: "Hey, Sonic, let's spread the word."

Sonic: "About what?"

Mario: "We got a portal we go on to."

So with Mario's help, Sonic spread the rest of the Smashers to go to the food portal.

Donkey Kong: "What is this place?"

Mario: "People, behold the place of foods."

Everyone cheered in happiness.

Diddy Kong: "Will they have bananas there?"

Mario: "Damn straight we have them."

Ike: "But what about the eating here? Remember that obesity? We were so over-weighted. And we should-"

Marth: "Ike, we get it."

Mario: "But Yoshi told us just come here when we're hungry."

Marth: "See Ike we just come here to eat, not to stay."

Ike: "Well, sorry, man. I'm going nail some of the greatest foods, you know."

Marth: "(disgusted grunt)"

Sonic: "So Mario what's we're doing here?"

Mario: "To eat lunch."

Sonic: "Ooh that's nice."

Mario: "But don't tell the hands."

The hands are then shown in the kitchen after all the Smashers had came to the portal.

Crazy Hand: "Master?"

Master Hand: "Yes Crazy?"

Crazy: "Notice anything unusual?"

Master: "You hasn't been acting crazy in ages."

Crazy: "Well yes. But notice the lack of Smashers?"

Master: "Yep."

Crazy: "are they skipping lunch?"

Master: "Maybe, or they're having lunch at a restaurant."

Crazy: "I guess so. Anyway, shall we eat?"

Cut back to the portal. Everyone is enjoying is their there. Some of them are already eating desserts while some barely started lunch.

Sonic: "Gosh, this place is so awesome. I'm glad one of you of one made this."

Kirby: "No problem man. Well, folks, I think it's time to go back."

Diddy Kong: "Is this place endless?"

Yoshi: "Yes, anything here won't end until someone disconnected the portal."

Donkey Kong: "I hope the hands doesn't find out."

Luigi: "Keep it a secret!"

Mario: "Don't let them hear them."

As they come back, Kirby placed the portal in his room.

Meta Knight: "Kirby, you're such a genius."

Kirby: "Thanks dude. Had I always had been one?"

King Dedede: "Sometimes."

Kirby: "Well, let's just chill here before returning in the portal for dinner."

Montage: The Smashers kept eating at Kirby's food portal as Master and Crazy Hand are supscious about their noticeable disappearance. Strange, tripped techno music plays.

*Quick translation to the hands after the montage*

Crazy Hand: "MH it been a week."

Master Hand: "I know Crazy and this actually driving me crazy. I'm going to get to the bottom of this."

Crazy Hand: "Are you going to be pissed at them?"

Master Hand: "Not really, but let's find out."

Mario: "Mama mia, that's a great lunch."

Peach: "(nods) It sure was."

Luigi: "Best damn lunch ever! Thanks for the spaghetti!"

Master Hand: "Hey, fellas. How it's been."

Mario: "Good."

Peach and Luigi: "We're good."

Master Hand: "Nice. Uh, listen, can you tell the others for a meeting?"

Mario: "Sure."

Luigi: "Oh crap, he knows! We might be in trouble! I don't want to be without a privilege."

Peach: "Luigi, cool it. Who know Master Hand might be up to, but maybe he's aware of the missing out on meal time."

Mario: "Huh huh. Just don't worry about it bro. Anywho, let's go call our fellas."

*10 minutes later*

Kirby: "Yes Master Hand, you wanted to see us?"

Master: "(nods) People, I want to talk to you about meal time."

Some gasped.

"What we do, what we do, what we do?" they panicked.

Master: "Relax, it can't be that bad, folks. Tell me one of you, why had you been skipping meal time with us?"

Kirby: "Because we have been eating meal at my new portal."

Master Hand's jaw figuratively dropped and gasped.

Crazy Hand: "Is this true?"

Kirby: "I'm afraid so. You see, I was bored and wanted more junk foods. So I decided to create the portal so that no one can steal my junkies."

Yoshi: "Any questions at all?"

Master Hand shakes in anger.

Master Hand: "How much money did it costs you?"

Kirby: "A billion dollars."

Master Hand: "Really? Without my permission, you bought this?!"

Kirby: "Yep, so we can all enjoy any types of foods."

Master Hand: "Are you effing kidding me?! Without me you went to a effing food land?!"

Kirby nodded.

Dramatic music plays as Master Hand grew some veins.

Master Hand: "That is it! Kirby, pack your portal and GET RID OF IT!"

Kirby: "Aw come on man!"

Master Hand: "DO IT NOW! NO BUTS, ANDS, OR IFS!"

In tears, Kirby literally got rid of the portal and destroy it.

Kirby: "(voice breaks) Good bye, food land."

Master Hand: "Oh, grow up, you 20 year dunce."

Link: "(mad) Really smooth, boss, really smooth of you."

Master Hand:"Hey hey hey it's not my fault. Kirby's fault, he didn't listen, he gets no television for a whole month!"

He floats away grumbling.

Mario: "It's that son of a bitch's fault really. If he wasn't so suspicious over this, then we could have told him that we were eating at restaurants."

Olimar: "(sighs) Back to boring heck again."

Kirby: "Well, fellas, I never coming out of my room for a month. See ya."

Mario: "Fellows fans, do you think our master been a jerk lately? If so, reply."

Link: (breaking fourth wall) Aw look, someone replied: one fellow fan fictioner said yes. Good for him."

Cuts to a montage of Kirby having fun at the food land until it was all over. He is still shedding tears as hi imagination disappeared.

*One Month Later*

Master Hand: "Kirby, Kirby, today is March 17, 2013, your one month punishment is done. Now what do you want?"

Kirby: "Get out of the room already."

Master Hand: "Good, now what do you want to do?"

Kirby: "Get my portal back."

Master Hand: "Oh heck no."

Kirby: "Or can I create another one."

Master Hand seethe.

Kirby: "Alright alright alright, I'm just goin chill with you and the others."

The hand just smiles ending the story.