Chapter 38: Smash Ahoy

Summary: Mario, Link, Kirby, and Sonic go treasure hunting. Meanwhile, the kids play a prank on Snake.

Rated: Teen with language.

Note: This story will 50% focus on the two plots.

Today is July 20, 2010. In July 20 of every year since 2002 at Smash City, is it treasure hunting.

"Luigi, do you know what today is?" asked Mario.

"Smash Treasure Day!" said Luigi.

"Yeah, but one problem. The list has me, Link, Kirby, and Sonic. Not you and Yoshi," said Mario.

"That's OK," Said Yoshi. "I can stay here with the kids."

"I wonder what they're doing right now," said Luigi.

"Fear my prank. It will scare the hell out of you," said Lucas.

"It didn't scare us," said Ness.

"Damn. Maybe we could play a prank on Snake for hating Sonic," said Lucas.

"OK, let's do that later," said Ness. "Master Hand told us it's breakfast."

While breakfast was already served, Mario, Link, Kirby, and Sonic went treasure hunting.

"Treasure hunting is going to be fun, right, Sonic?" asked Kirby.

"Yes, I sure do. We need to find the map," said Sonic.

"That's means we're gonna to become pirates?" asked Kirby.

"No, but next Smash Treasure Day," said Mario.

Meanwhile, at the mansion, the kids are starting their prank on Snake.

"Hey, Snake. What are you doing?" asked Lucas.

"I'm doing fine," said Snake.

"Can you tell me which paper to know why you hate Sonic a lot?" asked Ness.

"OK, I think this one," said Snake. A prank happens to him.

"Lucky! You got pranked!" said the Ice Climbers.

"What the hell was that?" asked Snake.

"You got pranked!" said the kids.

Mario, Link, Kirby, and Sonic are still treasure hunting.

"We are 10 miles from the treasure. Let's take some break," said Link.

"Glad I got foods from Master Hand." said Mario.

"What are they?" asked Kirby.

"They are pop tarts," said Mario.

"My favorite favor," said Sonic.

They were eating chcocolate pop tarts. Best pop tart ever.

5 minutes later.

"Are we done eating pop tarts?" asked Link.

"Yes, we are," said Sonic.

"Good. Let's go back treasure hunting," said Link.

Meanwhile, at Smash Mansion, the prank is still going on.

"Tell us why you hate Sonic," said Lucas.

Snake remembers this from a flashback.

"Hey, guys. What are you eating?" asked Lucas.

"Ice cream," said Snake.

"I thought you Sonic," said Lucas.

"Yeah, but don't ask me," said Snake.

Back to present time.

"Tell him, Ness," said Lucas.

"You son of a bitch. Why do you hate Sonic?" said Ness.

Mario, Link, Kirby, and Sonic are still treasure hunting. 8 more miles.

While taking another break, Sonic's phone rang.

"Whoa, someone's calling," said Sonic. "Yes, Snake?"

"I need to talk with Mario," said Snake.

"You still don't have my phone number?" asked Mario.

"Yeah, sorry about that," said Snake. "I am going to toss the phone to the kids then Luigi."

"OK," said Mario.

15 minutes later.

"Grr...where's Luigi?" asked Mario.

"He's with Snake," said Ness.

"What? You stupid son of a bitch! I am going have your ass kicked in a few hours!" said Mario.

"Help me," said Luigi.

"Wah! Stupid kids kidnap me!" said Yoshi.

"I knew we could have Yoshi and Luigi with us. Now, they're trapped with these two bitches: Lucas and Ness," said Mario.

"Are we still treasure hunting?" asked Link.

"Yes, yes we are. Then, we will get revenge," said Mario.

"How many treasures do we have left?" asked Sonic.

"4 more," replied Mario.

"Let's hope the treasures will be gold," said Kirby.

"Yoshi told me it will be gold," said Mario.

"Speaking of him and Luigi, I wonder how they're doing?" asked Kirby.

Meanwhile, Yoshi and Luigi are scared at the kids' prank.

"Luigi, when will Ness and Lucas stop this prank?" asked Yoshi.

"I'm not sure. They want to know why Snake hate Sonic a lot. I don't freakin get it. Snake don't hate Snake," said Luigi.

"That's stupid, I know," said Yoshi.

"What did you just said?" asked Ness.

"Nothing," said Yoshi.

"But I heard that," said Ness.

Yoshi grumbled.

"I'll tell you," said Luigi. "SNAKE DOESN'T HATE SONIC! HAPPY NOW!"

His face was red.

"Oh, OK. Sorry about that. You two are now free," said Ness.

"At last! But, hey, where's Snake?" asked Luigi.

Snake is hiding in a box, sleeping.

"Is that you?" asked Yoshi.

"What the hell? Where am I?" asked Snake.

"You're in a box," said Yoshi.

"Yeah, I was hiding cause I was tired," said Snake.

"Oh, OK. You want something to eat?" asked Luigi.

"Sure," said Snake.

"What about we can eat my place? They have pizza there," said Luigi.

"OK, I'll take that. Let's go," said Snake.

Suddenly, the door opened.

"We're back from treasure hunting," said Mario.

"And look what we found," said Link.

"Yes, I know, treasure. And what's this?" asked Snake.

He read something odd. It said: "Want a free pizza? Stop by Luigi's Pizza for the best pizza in town. Expires July 21, 2010 at midnight."

"Oh, a treasure has a coupon? I know we're gonna do today. Let's buy this at Luigi's Pizza," said Mario.

Mario, Link, Yoshi, Snake, and Sonic went to Luigi's Pizza and buy the coupon for the pizza.

End credits: Jerk off

Mr. Game and Watch is jerking around. Rob comes.

"Hey, Game and Watch. What are you doing?" asked Rob weirdly.

"Oh, I'm jerking off," said Mr. Game and Watch.

"Weird. Why are you doing that in public?" asked Rob.

"I'm proud and I'm random. Deal with it," said Mr. Game and Watch.

"Uh, ok," said Rob, as he walks away and Game and Watch still jerks off.

The end.