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THIS… IS… JEOPARDY!

"Welcome to Jeopardy, I'm Tom N. Atrix and today's probably going to be about as full of bullshit as the last 37 days," Justin began on a high note. "You'll have to forgive me if I come across as too cynical, but after that love show yesterday I feel the need to double down for a day. Well, I say we introduce the contestants, so they can waste your time too. First we have our returning champion, Crane Hermit."

"I still insist you call me 'Master Crane.'"

"I still insist you suck my dick and slow your roll before I think of a really dirty name to call you. We have, as our second contestant, Emperor Pilaf. Although, I'm going to call him Pilaf, because he won't tell us what the fuck he's emperor of."

"It's very important, though!" Pilaf insisted. "It's a pretty obscure nation, you've probably never heard of it."

"Yeah, you're wacky. Our third contestant is Princess Snake, who won't tell us what the fuck she's princess of. Apparently, between 'Master Crane,' 'Emperor Pilaf' and 'Princess Snake,' today's some kind of unwarranted prestige lightning round. I, for one, welcome our new not-actually overlords."

Princess Snake giggled. "You're cute."

"I know your game, bitch. Let's see the categories."

ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF WEAK CHARACTERS

BETRAYALS

WHAT COLOR IS THEIR BLOOD?

SPACE

SOLAR FLARE

THE EYES HAVE IT 2: TRAUMA BOOGALOO

"Alright, let's have no more hesitation. Crane, you have control of the board."

"Solar Flare for $100."

This was the first character to use the technique on the show.

BZZ! "Crane!"

"Who is Tien?"

Crane: $100

Pilaf: $0
Snake: $0

"Correct. You have an early lead, much like anyone else who correctly guesses a prompt at the beginning of the show. You can pick yourself another category."

"Solar Flare for $500."

"…That escalated quickly."

Name the three characters Imperfect Cell used Solar Flare against to get away from an uneven battle situation.

…BZZT! "Well, surprisingly, nobody could get this one. It's almost as if the $500 questions are really hard, huh? The answers were Piccolo, Krillin and Future Trunks, or Trunks would have also worked. Crane, another category please."

"Solar Flare for $300."

Krillin used this technique on Namek to evade this powerful opponent.

…BZZT! "The answer was Frieza. Christ, Crane, if you keep this up you'll be the only one at the end of the game with… any… money…"

Justin saw a smirk slowly develop on Crane's face like he was the Grinch. "Oh, great, I've gone and told you the wrong thing. Go ahead and pick your category."

Crane looked long and hard at the board, pretending he was having a difficult time deciding. In actuality, he was trying to elongate his choice as much as he could so he could keep his lead. Then Justin piped up. "Crane, just so you know, if you take longer than a minute to pick a category, I get to pick it for you and you lose $100. Just keep that in mind."

Crane growled. "Fine. Solar Flare for $200."

Great Ape Vegeta was incapacitated when this warrior used a Solar Flare on him.

…BZZT! "Jesus, people. The answer was Goku."

"Oh, I love Goku!" said Princess Snake. Somewhere in the audience, Chi-Chi snarled and elbowed Goku in the ribs. But Goku was too busy eating ribs to notice. You ever see one of those cartoons where someone will stick a whole chicken leg in their mouth and pull out just the bone? That's how my man Goku eats ribs.

"If you guys keep fucking up like this, someone's going to win with only $100. Do you seriously want that? Crane, pick another category."

Crane, once again, made sure to hesitate until nearly the last second, which was more than enough to drive everyone else in the studio up the fucking wall. "As emperor, I order you to pick a category!" screamed Emperor Pilaf, but Crane easily ignored him.

"Solar Flare for $400."

Semi-Perfect Cell used the technique to stop this warrior from getting in the way of him absorbing Android 18.

…BZZT! "The answer was Future Trunks. Now, at long last, we can move on to another category. Crane, without further ado…"

Crane started hesitating again. But Emperor Pilaf and Princess Snake were having none of that shit. "Are you going to do this every time?!" Princess Snake said angrily.

"Either pick something or let one of us pick!" Pilaf added.

"Shut up, you fools!" Crane barked. "There's no rule that says I can't take my time deciding the next category!"

"You mean besides manners?" Snake huffed. "I swear, you are such an unpleasant little man. Now, Goku, he wouldn't be doing that if he were up here right now. He'd pick immediately and look so… damn… sexy…"

Once again, Chi-Chi elbowed Goku in the side, but Goku was too engrossed in his gigantic side of beef to care about any of Chi-Chi's bullshit. That man ate.

"Alright, we don't have much time so-" KLANG! "Ohh, that crashing sound means the host gets to pick the category. I am picking The Eyes Have It 2: Electric Boogaloo for $500."

Some grumblings occurred in the audience- this category had gone for weeks without being picked!

This peculiar feature of Super Saiyan 3 eyes is what helps to set them apart from Super Saiyan 1 and 2 eyes.

…BZZT! "Unfortunately, no one managed to get that one either. I would say I'm surprised, but I don't think any of our three contestants even know what the fuck a Saiyan is, much less a Super Saiyan."

The contestants looked confused at each other, shrugging. Well, except Snake. Snake was too busy seeking out Goku in the audience so she could wave at him. Chi-Chi saw this, and she elbowed Goku in the junk. He didn't notice, because he was too busy eating some junk he found under his seat. That motherfucker will eat pretty much anything, is what I'm saying.

Justin was ready to step in and demand the next category. But before he could, out of seemingly nowhere came a breaking sound followed by screaming from the ceiling just above the studio.

Mai and Shu came dropping to the ground like two bricks, smacking the ground with sickening cracks and somehow still managing to avoid any serious injury. Because, let's face it, injuring any member of Pilaf's team is like kicking a puppy that just bit you- it may be a bit of an asshole, but give it a break, it's too stupid to understand any differently.

"Pilaf, what the fuck?! This game's over, Crane won!"

TO BE EXPLAINED LATER…