"Remus, you turn into a werewolf once a month, making you capable of defeating anything that you please…" Said Sirius logically, looking at his boyfriend in the eyes, as if doing so would convince him.
"I don't care, there are most definitely sharks in the sea that want to eat me. I will die and I am not putting a toe in that awful, cold, putrid-"
And then Sirius swept Remus off his own feet, over Sirius's shoulder and ran him into the waters.
Remus did secretly have a lot of fun though.
He just wouldn't admit it.