Dear Mass,
Hey...it's me, Rhode Island. I'm just writing to ask that you warn me next time you get back into Salem Witch mentality. I know I dress weird compared to the rest of you (Business Casual is the abnormal, apparently?) but it doesn't make me a witch, and I really don't want to hang. Again. Like the last five times. Thanks!
Love, and wishes to be noticed;
Helena Anne Jones, AKA Rhode Island, AKA the Canada of the Northeast.
P.S. Quebec wants his money back. I should know...he thought I was you


Dear Rhode Island,

Wassup? Wow, I havn't heard from you in a while, How ya doing Buddy? And the Witch Trial's were a one time thing! You know how I get like America when creepy stuff happens...Hehe...Anyways, Sorry again~

-Massachusetts~

P.S. Oh ya.. I totally forgot about that... Haha...Sorry?