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Songs included:
'Little piece of my heart' – Janis Joplin
'Ex-girlfriend' – No Doubt
'Untouched' – The Veronicas
'Judas' – Lady Gaga
'Enough is enough' – Donna Summer
'I look so good without you' – Jesse James
Chapter 38
It was an entertaining if slightly awkward Glee rehearsal on Monday afternoon. Bitter about her break-up with Finn, Rachel of course insisted on honouring the occasion with a solo. Finn had his eyes on the floor shifting awkwardly in his seat as Rachel moved up to the performance space. Quinn looked less than amused as she took hold of Finn's hand and squeezed it harder than necessary, as though taunting Rachel that Finn was now hers.
Mr. Schue had looked as though he wanted to deny Rachel of her desire to sing about her emotions so as to spare any unnecessary awkwardness, but the man didn't look as though he had the bravery or idiocy to try and stop her. He simply took a seat with the rest of the Glee kids and tried not to look too uncomfortable as Rachel gave a long verbal introduction about why she had selected such a song before indicating for the band to start in with the music.
"Didn't I make you feel, like you were the only man?" Rachel sang, one hand holding the microphone and the other resting on her hip as she shot Finn a contemptuous glare that even impressed the likes of Santana. "And didn't I give you nearly everything that a woman possibly can? Honey, you know I did! And each time I tell myself that I, well I think I've had enough, But I'm gonna show you baby, that a woman can be tough."
"Woo!" Brittany called encouragingly.
"I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it…" Rachel sang.
"Take it!" Kurt sang along with the other girls minus Quinn.
"Take another little piece of my heart now, baby!" Rachel sang placing her hand over her chest before wrapping her fingers around the large black heart that hung from the necklace around her throat.
"Oh, oh, break it!"
"Break another little bit of my heart now, darling, yeah, yeah, yeah…" Rachel pulled the heart pendant as far as it would go to the left before letting it drop.
"Oh, oh, have a!" Sam and Dave had joined in with Kurt and the girls for the backing vocals and Artie, Mike and Puck were clapping along to the beat.
"Have another little piece of my heart now, baby," Rachel sang sending another glare at Finn before turning to pay attention to the rest of her audience and current spontaneous backing singers. "You know you got it, if it makes you feel good."
Despite the delicacy of the situation, with Finn leaving Rachel for Quinn, it was still an enjoyable performance. As always, Rachel sang her heart out and having been instructed what to wear that day by Kurt and Mercedes, the girl looked smoking hot to boot. She finished the song with a satisfied smile as she gave Finn and Quinn a once over before turning her back on them, making a show of flipping her hair as she did so. The other girls plus Kurt and Dave met her in a congratulatory group hug.
"We totally need to have a girl's night," Mercedes decided. "We can do it at my house. Make-over's, movies, ice-cream, singing and the burning of photos are all it takes to mend a broken heart. Or just busting a car window," she added jokingly nudging Kurt's side.
"My parents say I shouldn't play with fire," Brittany said.
"Then we'll just deface the photos instead," Santana told her. "You can help, you're good at defacing pictures with all the practice you've had."
"Great, I'll totally bring my special coloured pens," Brittany smiled.
"What time do you want us there?" Tina asked.
"Around seven," Mercedes shrugged. "You coming Dave?" She asked.
"Um, I thought you said it was a girl's night," he answered in confusion.
"Kurt's coming," Brittany told him. "He's totally an honorary girl and now so are you. You can sleep next to me and Santana because you're like a giant teddy bear," she threw her arms around him before sitting back down.
"Don't worry, it'll be fun," Kurt said patting Dave on the shoulder before reclaiming his seat beside Puck as Mr. Schue called for their attention.
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He had his dad drop him off outside Mercedes' house. Saying goodbye and promising to be well behaved, Kurt walked up the drive to find a nervous looking Dave on the doorstep. The boy had a rucksack and a sleeping bag with him, clearly prepared for the girly sleepover, but it didn't appear as though he had knocked.
"You look terrified," Kurt commented in amusement.
"I've never been to a girls' sleepover before," Dave replied. "Are the stories about underwear-clad pillow-fights and lesbian experimentation true?"
"Only if it's an exclusive sleepover with Santana and Brittany," Kurt answered. "Relax, it'll be fun and I'll be sure to protect you should things go awry."
"These make-over things," Dave said. "They aren't going to put make-up on me are they? Because I'm really not into that type of thing."
"Don't worry; the main focus will be on cheering Rachel up," Kurt told him before knocking on the door. "Now just be calm. If you let them know that you're scared then they will eat you alive. You need to control your fear. That's the best way to deal with girls."
"I'll try and remember that," Dave said just as Mercedes opened the door to admit them.
She led them up to her bedroom where Brittany was doing Rachel's hair, Tina was painting Rachel's nails and Santana was sitting with her hair half done. Mercedes returned to her position behind Santana and continued straightening her dark locks.
After setting their things down, Kurt guided Dave over to Mercedes' DVD collection so they could pick out a film together.
"Hey Hummel," Santana called once her hair was done. "Get your skinny gay ass over here and do my nails."
"Of course," Kurt replied. "Since you asked me so politely," he said sardonically.
As he got to work on Santana's nails, Brittany allowed Tina to do her hair and make-up and Mercedes and Rachel somehow tricked Dave into agreeing to have his nails painted a vibrant purple.
"Um, Kurt?" Dave asked and the countertenor looked up from Santana's crimson talons to see what the other boy wanted. "Isn't this the type of thing you said you'd protect me from?"
"Oh, oops," Kurt said apologetically. "Don't worry, we have nail polish remover. I'll clean it off for you in the morning."
"Maybe we could give you a facial too," Brittany suggested.
"Yeah, a cum facial," Santana smirked.
"You repulse me," Kurt told her.
"Lighten up," Santana replied with a roll of her eyes. "Now dish the dirt, have you let Puck fuck the virgin out of you yet?"
"That really isn't your business," Kurt responded and the Latina quirked an eyebrow while the other girls tried and failed not to look interested and Dave looked equally as sympathetic as he did uncomfortable. "If you must know, we've decided to wait until Prom night. We want it to be special."
"I think that's really romantic," Tina sighed with a smile.
"Oh please, that's super lame," Santana scoffed.
"Well nobody expects you to understand the intricacies of love and romance," Rachel commented. "Have you decided on the location yet?" She asked Kurt.
"We're going to book a hotel room," Kurt told them.
"Why?" Santana asked. "A motel room would be a lot cheaper you know."
"But a hotel room makes for a far more romantic setting," Kurt countered.
"Do you know what position you're gonna do?" Brittany asked.
"Whoa, I'm not so sure I wanna know all the details," Mercedes said.
"I do," Tina grinned.
"In all honesty I haven't really considered that aspect of it yet," Kurt admitted. "I'm not even sure if I'm going to top or bottom. I know I'd like to try it both ways just to see which I prefer but I'm not sure which way I'd like to try first."
"Can't you try both at the same time?" Brittany asked and the others just stared at her for a few seconds before collectively shaking their heads.
"I think you should be on top," Tina said. "Take control Kurt, show Puck that he belongs to you."
"No way, you should definitely bottom," Santana insisted. "Puck is a boy who knows how to fuck. I never once had to fake a single orgasm with him."
"Really?" Tina asked sounding envious. "Whenever me and Mike get a moment alone without his mother around, I always have to fake it."
"Ask him to play with your ass," Brittany advised. "One of the times I had sex with him; it wasn't all that good until he stuck his fingers up my bum, then I came like crazy. Oh and another way to get really great orgasms is to…"
"That's enough Britt," Santana interrupted. "We don't want to corrupt the innocent minds of the virgins in the room." She snickered and Kurt, Rachel and Mercedes rolled their eyes in unison. "What about you Dave?" She asked turning to the football player. "Do you need any advice about boys from your Auntie Tana?"
"I think I'll pass," Dave said.
"Dude, seriously, I know how men's minds works," Santana told him. "With my help you can have any guy you want writhing underneath and begging for your cock."
"Meaningless sex isn't really a turn-on for me," Dave replied. "Anyway, I'm still coming to terms with my sexuality. I'm not ready for a boyfriend. Being single works for me right now."
"That's very admirable, Dave," Rachel beamed. "I am in complete agreement. I am Rachel Berry and I do not need a man to make me happy. Or more accurately, I do not need Finn Hudson."
"I hear you, sister," Mercedes nodded. "We're divas, we don't need a guy."
"Well you losers can say you don't want a guy as much as you want," Santana said. "But if you're going to be single then I strongly recommend you get yourselves a vibrator."
"I have loads in different colours," Brittany told them. "You can have one of mine if you want."
"No thank you Brittany," Rachel said looking scandalised.
"Oh hell to the no," Mercedes stated when Brittany looked to her.
"Dave?" Brittany asked offering him a kind smile.
"No thanks, Doll," Dave answered.
"Ok, but let me know if you change your mind, Teddy Bear," she said crawling towards him and wrapping herself around him in a tight hug.
Noticing Santana's jealous look, Dave pulled Brittany closer against him and threw a smirk at the Latina.
"Come on girls, its movie time," Tina decided and they all set themselves comfortably around the T.V sharing bowls of popcorn and chips as well as drinks of pop.
Brittany remained snuggled up to Dave with Tina on her other side. Mercedes was on Dave's other side with Rachel beside her. Next to Rachel was Santana and Kurt was beside her. The movie was a tearjerker and after Tina, Santana was the first to succumb to tears. Feeling her hand slip into his, Kurt laced their fingers together and gave her hand a reassuring squeeze. Soon enough, Brittany was sobbing into Dave's shoulder and he was tenderly stroking her hair. Rachel was next to start crying and leaned into Santana. Under ordinary circumstances, Santana would have probably pushed the Jewish girl away, but on this occasion she allowed the contact. Next to fall apart was Mercedes. Much like Brittany, she curled into Dave and the boy petted her hair too. Pulling his eyes away from the T.V screen, Kurt caught Dave's eye and then the two of them started to sob too.
As the film came to an end, Kurt reached for a box of Kleenex and took out a tissue to dab at his eyes before passing the box along. They put on a comedy next to lift their spirits, more of the snacks being eaten this time round and light chatter breaking out as they only paid half attention to the film.
After the second film had finished, hairbrushes were pulled out and the girls were taking turns to sing, all of them dancing around while Kurt and Dave sat on Mercedes' bed together watching them.
"I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend," Brittany sang into her hairbrush enthusiastically dancing around. "I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend, I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend, I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them, And you know it makes me sick to be on that list, But I should have thought of that before we kissed…"
"Beautiful Brittany," Kurt told her when she finished the song and Dave made them all laugh as he did an uncanny impression of Mr. Schue.
Selecting her song, Santana began her very seductive performance that was clearly intended to soak Brittany's panties. From the looks of things it was working, even as a gay male Kurt could tell that Santana was sexy and even Tina looked a little turned-on by the way Santana moved sensuously and sang flirtatiously.
"I feel so untouched," Santana claimed through song running her hand up and down her writhing body. "And I want you so much," she cast Brittany a sultry expression as she gazed right into her eyes. "That I just can't resist you, it's not enough to say that I miss you. I feel so untouched right now," she edged nearer to Kurt and Dave, practically given the two boys an unwanted lap dance but they laughed in good spirits all the same. "Need you so much somehow, I can't forget you, been going crazy from the moment I met you…"
"Damn, I am so hot," Santana commented arrogantly as she caught sight of herself in the mirror after finishing her song. "I would totally nail me."
Moving to the centre of the room, Tina took her turn to sing, opting for a little Lady Gaga.
"I wanna love you," Tina sang intensely, performing to the two boys. "But something's pulling me away from you, Jesus is my virtue, and Judas is the demon I cling to, I cling to…"
The other girls danced along with her for the chorus, re-enacting the moves from the official Lady Gaga music video.
"I'm just a holy fool, oh baby, he's so cruel, but I'm still in love with Judas, baby. I'm just a holy fool, oh baby, he's so cruel, but I'm still in love with Judas, baby. Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as…"
Kurt and Dave applauded enthusiastically as the song came to an end before Mercedes took her turn to sing solo.
"If you've had enough," Mercedes sang with fierce attitude as the other four girls danced behind her, Kurt and Dave clapping along. "Don't put up with his stuff, don't you do it. If you've had your fill, get the check pay the bill, you can do it. Tell him to just get out, nothing left to talk about, Pack his raincoat show him out, just look him in the eyes and simply shout! Enough is enough, I can't go on, I can't go on, no more no. Enough is enough, I want him out, I want him out that door now…"
"And that fellow Glee Clubbers," Rachel announced when Mercedes had finished. "Is what we call, Chocolate Thunder."
Laughing, she and Mercedes shared a hug before Rachel eagerly took her chance to sing solo for them all.
"Hey boy, I would have thought that when you left me, I'd be broken with my confidence gone, so gone. Hey boy, I would have thought that when you said, that you don't want me, I'd feel ugly and sense something was wrong. Standing in front of the mirror," Rachel sang looking upon her reflection. "My skins never been clearer, my smile's never been brighter."
She spun round with a slightly cartoonish grin before her features calmed into a normal expression as she sang the chorus.
"I look so good without you, Got me a new hairdo, Looking fresh and brand new, Since you said that we're through, Done with your lies, Baby now my tears dry, You can see my brown eyes, Ever since you said goodbye," Rachel sang as she danced around with the other girls, looking so happy that it almost seemed as though she was genuinely over Finn. Of course, they all knew Rachel couldn't get over the boy that quickly. Still, it was good to see her have fun for a while. "I look so good; I look so good without you. I look so good; I look so good without you…"
They applauded Rachel and all got up to hug her before singing some group songs, Kurt and Dave joining in with the singing and dancing.
When it became too late for them to continue singing at such a loud volume, they all sat in a circle on the carpet eating ice-cream as they talked quietly about the current school gossip, rated the hotness of the boys in their school and celebrities as well as bitching a little about Finn and Quinn.
It was around two in the morning when Rachel and Tina fell asleep close together. The others continued to whisper together until around four when Brittany and Mercedes fell asleep, the two of them snuggled up to Dave.
"Wow, gay guys really do get all the chicks," Dave joked before dozing off himself.
Barely ten minutes later Santana had fallen asleep in Kurt's arms, her hand awkwardly close to his crotch and her short silk nightgown slipping down to reveal part of her left breast.
"Oh gross," Kurt commented as he tentatively moved Santana's arm away from his groin area.
To Be Continued
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