I posted a chappy before this, just a few hours before. Read it before//after this one...please??
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Future Skullblade writes,
Gai: You need to calm down. -injects with huge needle- I wonder what I gave him...-reads side- Adrenaline.
Lee: -destroys duel disk- You happy now?
Shikamaru: Yo, lazy man.
Chewy: Spandex would be good. The first couple involve an anime convention. By the way, the family of Orochimaru cosplayers is trying to convict you of murder. And the 2-piece scared you? -snaps fingers and turns Chewy's clothes into the same 2-piece- -blindfolds Lee- Pervert. -silently steals Kakashi's books-
Kakashi: Hey! You tried to steal my books again! I'll give you to Anko!
-Skullblade pales- It wasn't what it looks like! Look! Jiraiya is looking for people to put in his book! -runs-
Signed,
Future Skullblade
P.S. My Ask The Ninjas is offically off Hiatus!
P.P.S. Neji liked it, un. I'm off to gouge out his eyes...again.
P.P.P.S. My present self is currently passed out do to a SakuHina Doujin -related nosebleed.
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Gai: -uber twitchness-
Chewy: IM INDECENT!!!! -hides under a beach-towel-
Lee: Squee!!! -cries when blindfolded-
Shikamaru: Yo...
Chewy: YAY!!! -hugs Orochimaru...then drops and goes to burn her clothing...which she would have done anyway-
Lee: -dreams of string bakinis-
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amew2 writes,
Wow...the last chapter was posted faster than I anticiplated...
Lee- Iamgoingtolockyouinthesameroomwithkuribohandme,chewy,andGaiaregoningtowatchbehindaone-wayobservationglass! -does so- Sorry, I was talking too fast
Chewy- It took me a bit to find your DA account...anywho did you know that Gaara has fanboys? my two best friends (who will remain nameless) are Gaara fanboys but they dont want to admit to it.
Gai- Have you ever played duel monsters? If so, here is your duel disk -throw duel disk at Gai anyway--Gai catch it- Have fun!
I have got to stop making these long posts, but its fun anyway
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Chewy: Heh, how do you like the speed of this chappy? XP
Lee: OMG!!!! -cant get out-
Chewy: -laughs- Had a feeling he did. XD
Gai:-plays, loses, and pokes the glass-
Kakashi: Squee!!
RANDOM STUFFS RANDOM STUFFS RANDOM STUFFS
Chewy: Just so you know, this fic will die when I die. Or when either Gai or Lee dies, which will never happen. Unless they use 8 gates. Then it will, but it wont. But, yeah. If it does I will become depressed, but it still wont die...Ill just fangirl over the remaining one. Who will be Lee, because the sensei normally goes first...and it would be more dramatic, you all know it will be...
(UBER SPOILER ABOUT ASUMA -I THINK-, BE WARY OF THIS NEXT SENTENCE...the Gai thing is just a theory)
You know, like with Asuma. Only, Gai's ghost will appear in a bit of sunshine for Lee and warn him about gates or something, maybe Sakura...then say something like "And embrace your youth!!" or whatever and then disappear after giving a 'Nice Gai Pose' (or hugging, or both) and making me sob my little fangirl eyes out...oh, god...I got myself a little worked up typing that. -for reals, too- T.T
Lee: That is...a pleasant thought...
Gai: Indeed...quite, uny-
Chewy: -growls-
Gai: Did I say unyouthful? I MEANT YOUTHFUL!!
Chewy: Unyouthful?? I though you said unyellow!! ILL SQUISH YOUR HEAD!!!!
Gai: WHAT'S WITH CHEWY AND HEADS LATELY!!?!!!? -hides-
Sasuke: ...am I still on the ceiling?
Chewy: Yeah.
Sasuke: With Oro?
Chewy: Yeah, and Kakashi is up there too. Just, you are all separate now. It was no fun having you tied to Orochimaru...got boring quickly. So I just put him next to you, Kakashi is on your other side. Did I mention that everyone in Konoha is in the ceiling? -points to the part of the ceiling that is yelling-
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In Ceiling
Deidara: Sasorie??
Gaara: FOR THE LAST TIME, IM NOT SASORIE!!
Deidara: But...you have to be...un!!!!!
Tobi: TOBI WANTS A MUFFIN!!!!!
Tenten: Who wanted the coleslaw?
Shikamaru: Over here!!
Hinata: WHERE THE HELL IS MY NARUTO-KUN!?!!!??
Tenten: He is right over there!!!
Sakura: Tenten, make Lee quit staring at me!!! -points to the vent in the observation room which is connected to the ceiling, where Lee is watching her intently-
Tenten: LEE!! I told you to stop being a stalker!!
Kiba: Akamaru took another dump!!!
Tenten: Then pick it up!!
Kiba: But if I do, Itachi will take my spot on the couch!!!
Itachi: I CANT SEE, DAMMIT!!! LET ME SIT DOWN SO I STOP HITTING THE WALLS!!1!!
Kiba: NO!!
Kisame: Im hungry!!!!!
Tenten: SOME ONE, GET KISAME SOME FOOD!! HE'LL GO FEEDING-FRENZY AGAIN IF YOU DONT!!!
Naruto: He ate my leg last time... -stealth-glomped by Hinata-
Tsunade: I need a drink!!!
Shizune: She needs a drink!!!
Gai: -looks in through the vent in the normal room-
Shizune: ...STOP WATCHING ME, GAI!!!
Gai: -whimpers sadly and walks away-
Jiraiya: GET THE LADY A DRINK!!
Ino: RAWR!!!
Deidara: OMG, ITS MINI-ME!!!
Ino: Some one, lock this freak up!!!!
Deidara: BUT I LUVS YOU, MINI-ME!!!
Ino: AND I DONT!!!!!!
Itachi: WHERE'S MY BROTHER!?!!!???
Kankuro: RIGHT HERE!!! -pushes Neji in front of Itachi-
Itachi: -bitch slaps him-
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Back in the Room
Kakashi: -waves at Sasuke with Icha Icha while hanging from ceiling-
Orochimaru: -licks Sasuke with long tongue on the ceiling-
Sasuke: I hate my life more than Lee hates his...
Lee: Just because nothing ever goes well for me does not mean I hate my life...
Chewy: Well, does it?
Lee: Yeah... -gets punched by Gai-
Gai: LOVE LIFE!!!
Lee: HAI, SENSEI!!!
Today's lesson? Love life or a youthful man in spandex will kick your ass. And, dont give him anything involving energy. And dont give fangirls caffeine. They write crappily and quickly if you do.