Kingdom Crazies

Ch.38 Never Say Bomb Around A President

Me: Hi! I'm home now. It's 10:03 p.m. and I'm sleepy. I'm also watching Comedy Central with an old 90's movie on while I'm typing this. It has Eddy Murphy in it and it's called "Changing Places."

Sora: Who's Eddy Murphy? And why does his name sound so funny.

Me: GASP! Oh thats right, your an anime character, you aren't suppose to know him...His name does sound kind of wierd if you think of it.

Leon: Hi people.

Me: LEON RUN!

Leon: Don't worry, AndromedaGalaxy won't hurt me.

(shows scene of AndromedaGalaxy in a different room with a life sized doll of Leon)

AndromedaGalaxy: Squall you don't seem to be acting like yourself.

Leon Doll:...

AndromedaGalaxy: Oh yeah! Thats right! I forgot! (pulls string in his back)

Leon Doll: DONT HURT ME! I LOVE YOU!

AndromedaGalaxy: OH SQUALLIE POO! You such a charmer! (squeezes the doll)

(back to scene with the others)

Me:...That was uterly disturbing.

Sora: My pants feel wet...

Riku: You just peed in your pants retard.

Sora: Na uh! (looks in pants) I just started my period, thats all.

All:...

Me: But Sora...Your a guy.

Sora: I am?

Riku: OMG, hes an idiot! (slaps forehead)

Sora: Oh yeah, thats right!

Me: The guy part or the idiot part?

Sora:...I can't remember.

Riku: SOMEONE SHOOT ME!

Me: Riku, your being over dramatic. You have to be more patient with special people. It took my friends 3 years to train and handle me. They had to play with me, take me on walks, not feed me after midnight, not to get me in water, and keep me away from bright lights.

Riku: (backs away) Can we start the story now?

Sora runs up to the door. Which took him 20 minutes to get to. That castle is just so hard to get around in. He opens the door and two men in black appear, standing there threatingly.

"Are you Sora?" One of them asks.

"I think so, hang on, let me check." Sora looks at the name tag on his shirt.

"No, my name is Aros."

"Your name tag says Sora."

"No, it says Aros."

"Sora."

"Aros."

"Sora."

"Aros."

"Sora."

"RIKU!" Riku pops into the picture.

Aeris tugs on his leash.

"RIKU, COME ON!"

"Sora, is it true you threatened the president with a bomb?" The other man in black asks.

"No...I have one in my head...OMG! I HAVE ONE IN MY HEAD! SHOULDN'T I BE DEAD?"

"Hey that rymes!" Donald shouts out happily.

"Uh...Sora about that...We lied." Goofy says quietly.

"So there is no bomb?"

"No."

"Heh heh...I HATE YOU! YOU GUYS SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME!" Sora's eye begins to twitch.

"Sora, please come with us." One of the men in black say.

"NEVER!" Sora runs off. He never did see the wall in front of him.

Sora falls on his back and the men in black carry him away. I always thought the men in white would get to him first...Oh well!

"Yay! We finally got rid of Sora!" Yuffie shouts.

"Yeah, he was crampin my style, isn't that right Mister Snuffums?" Cloud says holding that teddy bear.

"Guys we are going to have to get Sora back." Aeris said while tapping her foot and holding on to Riku's leash.

"Why?" Half of them ask.

"Because he is a main character."

"Ooooh."

Riku tries to get away.

"RIKU SIT!" Aeris shouts at him strictly.

Riku sits down and whimpers.

"GOOD BOY! Wanna treat?"

Riku's ears perked up. I don't know how, but they did. Riku nods his head.

"BACON!" He shouts with his tongue in the air, doing things it has never done before...Don't smoke weed kids.

Aeris gets out a Beggin Strip and gives it to Riku. Riku swallows it in just seconds.

"Dogs can't believe it's not bacon." She says with a proud like smile on her face.

"But Riku is a human...Isn't he?" Yuffie mentions, confused.

"Silly Yuffie! All men are dogs!"

"Oh."

Leon jumps into the scene happily.

"I'm a kitty!" He says in a cheerful voice.

"Well, guys we now need to get Sora back." Donald follows right after Leon.

"We need to break in, lets devise a plan." Aeris says with a smirk.

They all make a huddle.

"LETS PLAY BALL!" Aeris shouts.

"Ball? I thought this was going to be a break in. Damn it!" Leon sulks.

"It is."

"...Oh!"

"Well, thanks for ruining the mood Leon." Yuffie glares at him playfully.

"Your welcome!"

They all then run out the door.

(back to talking with Sora)

Leon: Why did you make me so stupid?

Me: Cause its funny...HA HA HA HA! (stops automatically and backs away menacingly)

Riku: Is she okay? Again?

Sora: Maybe it's because she had a whole lot of Sweet Tarts.

Riku: Huh?

Sora: Maybe it's because she had a whole lot of Sweet Tarts. (holds up a pill bottle)

Riku: Gimme that!

(Sora passes the bottle to Riku)

(Riku reads it)

Riku: Did you offer this to her?

Sora: Yeah.

(Riku punches Sora in the stomach)

Riku: ITS AN ILLEGAL DRUG YOU IDIOT!

Sora: OW! Really? What kind?

Me: I'm hungry. (looks at clock) It's 1:00 already? (not really)

Sora: Here, have my sandwhich! (gives it to her)

Riku: NO! DON'T FEED HER AFTER MIDNIGHT!

Me: (takes bite of sandwhich) Mmmmmm!

Riku: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

Sora: She said she was hungry.

Me: I feel funny...SUGAR! (bounces off the walls)

Riku: NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOW SHE'LL NEVER SHUT UP!

Sora: Wasn't she already like that?

Riku: Oh yeah...She was...NOW IT'S WORSE!

BlueEyedFun's gang of friends: OH NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! NOW SHE'LL NEVER SHUT UP!

Riku: Thats what I said.

One Friend: Hey, your that boy she likes! (points to Riku)

Riku:...(blush) Yes I know...WE'LL YOU ALL GO AWAY! YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!

Me: HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI!

Sora: MAKE HER STOP! (falls to ground)

Me:...HI!

(Friends wave akwardly)

Me: I LOVE YOU!

(silence)

(Friends leave from fear)

Me: (looks over at Riku) HI!

Riku: SHUT UP!

Me: YOUR PRETTY!

Riku:...(leaves)

Sora: (lays on ground and twitches) Her constant talking...IT BURNS!