Largofan: I'm still not done! Here's Komusubi with the disclaimer
Komusubi: L-largofan don't own, don't sue, no money
Largofan: Good job, now on with HirumaxSakuraba, because you guys want Hiruma to kill me.
Sakuraba hated it when this happed, this being Hiruma kidnapping him for a photoshoot so that the demonic blond could use the pictures as bartering tools for his fans. "Why do you have to kidnap me at gun point every time?" Sakuraba asks. "Che, would you come if I wouldn't?" Hiruma asks. "Yes, because I know if I don't you will." Sakuraba says and Hiruma pulls his gun away. "Put this on." He orders and Sakuraba changes into what just could be the most revealing outfit that once could get away with wearing in public ever. It was a loin cloth that just bearly covered every thing. "Why do I have to wear this thing?" Sakuraba whines. "Shut up and pose." Hiruma orders, taking pictures as Sakuraba poses.
A week later and after playing a game against Deimon, Sakuraba realizes he hasn't seen a single one of the pictures Hiruma took, and he knew he saw Hiruma trading pictures with his fangirls, so finally, he gets curious, and goes to Hiruma, wanting to know what was happening, because now that he thought about it, he hadn't seen a lot of the pictures Hiruma kid napped him to take.
Once in front of Hiruma, Sakuraba decides to be blunt. "What do you do with the pictures you kid nap me to take?" He asks and Hiruma looks up from cleaning his gun. "Masterbate with them." Hiruma says with the perfect poker face as Sakuraba's face slowly becomes more horrified. "Tha... wha... hunh?" Sakuraba asks. "You heard me fucking pretty boy." Hiruma says. "I think your hot to but I don't masterbate while looking at pictures of you!" Sakuraba shouts and then realizes what he just said and blushes. Hiruma sighs, realizing that on top of being the smart one in this relationship, he would have to be the more assertive on. Hiruma grabs Sakuraba's chin and pulls his head down so Hiruma could kiss him since Sakuraba was tall. "Che, I was joking fucking boyfriend. Now come on, there's an amefuto movie at the foreign film theater." Hiruma says and takes Sakruaba's hand. It wasn't until Sakuraba was walking Hiruma home that he realizes that had been their first date.
Largofan: Done! Haruto-kun is so cute in this. - ruffles Sakuraba's hair -
Sena: I really think that Hiruma-san is going to kill you now.
Largofan: Eh heh, lets just hope that the bomb shealter holds out, because I have 2 more requests for pairings with him involved.