AN: Thanks for the reviews guys! All mistakes are mine.
The Curious Tale Of My Curiosity.
Chapter 38.
After getting out of the shower and dressing— me in a pair of his boxers and a hoodie, him in basketball shorts and a hoodie—I forced him to help me wrap some last minute gifts that I had fortunately left in my bag in the living room...away from a bed. It wasn't easy constantly batting away his many advances, but I informed that no matter how insatiable he was, I was sore and I had no intention of letting him back in inside me until at least tomorrow.
"We're home!" Alice shouted as she burst through the door, dumping her bags on the floor as Angela trailed in behind her, looking disgruntled.
She glanced over at us before doing a double take, eyeing us both with suspicion and curiosity before her eyes widened and she grinned.
"Oh my God!" she exclaimed, grabbing Alice's arm, turning her attention in our direction. "Do you see that?" she asked.
Alice narrowed her eyes, cocking her head to the side while I squirmed uncomfortably under the scrutiny.
"What are you two doing?" Edward asked, annoyed.
"Oh my God!" Alice squealed.
"I know right!" Angela replied. "Can you see that glow, and his expression. He totally got laid today!"
Edward groaned, letting his head fall against his chest as Angela pretended to wipe away a tear. "I'm so proud of you Eddie, I never thought this day would come."
"Shoot me now," Edward muttered, and I couldn't help but feel a little sorry for him.
"Leave him alone. You've embarrassed him enough," I told them.
"Alright, deflowerer, I'll leave him be...for now while I work on some cherry popping jokes. I cannot believe that I was unprepared for this," Angela muttered before disappearing off into her room.
Alice lingered for another minute, eyeing us both curiously from behind her owl glasses before turning and scuttling toward her room.
"I'm never going to survive this," Edward muttered, taping the last of the wrapping paper into place.
I snickered. "Don't worry baby, just hold the weed over their heads and they'll shut up."
He seemed genuinely pleased at that suggestion. "I knew I was dating you for a reason," he teased.
"Yeah, my employee discount," I deadpanned.
He rolled his eyes, leaning over the stack of presents. "Actually," he murmured, ghosting his lips against mine, causing a shiver to run through my body. "It's because you're a smart..."kiss. "...Beautiful..."kiss. "...stoner."
"Hmmm, I can live with that," I muttered breathily, trying to remember why it wasn't a good idea to have sex.
Damn, I'd created a monster.
AN: Can I get an Amen? Thanks for reading!