Author's Note: Awesome Thunder Ice is hanging out with Najmi and they talk with each other :D
Joke of the Day: What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
Chapter 38: Knowing Thunder
Thunder dropped me at an apple stand and stood next to the stand. He knocked on the stand with his hoof.
"Jackie, I need some apples for me and my buddy here." Thunder said acting like a cool guy. Applejack trotted to her stand and smiled at him.
"Sure thing Thunder! And who is your-"Applejack was cut off as soon as she put her eyes on me.
"Najmi! Howdy partner!" Applejack said with excitement.
"What's sup, redneck pony?" I said. Thunder snickered. Applejack looked at me confused.
"Ya, know Najmi, you've been calling me that ever since you got here and what does that their word mean? Because I ain't got no redneck." Applejack said. Thunder was trying to hide his snicker.
"Redneck means that you have a beautiful and strong neck." I said to her. She blushed.
"Aww shucks Sugercube thank you." She said to me smiling. My stomach started to rumble and Applejack looked at my belly.
"I take it your hungry." She said to me.
"Yeah I'm hungry haven't ate anything yet." I said to her.
"Well here are some apples for you and Thunder for free!" She said and handed me a basket of apples.
"Wow, thank you redneck." I said to her. She blushed at me with red flushing her cheeks.
"No problem partner!" She said to me.
"See you later girl." I said to her.
"See you later Najmi!" She said and went to go help the other ponies as me and Thunder walked away from her stand. Thunder was snickering the whole time.
"That was funny about the redneck thing." Thunder said to me taking out an apple and biting it.
"Yeah I mean no disrespect to rednecks, some rednecks are alright." I said to him. He laughed.
"I'm so glad I have a friend from Earth like me, it was getting annoying with ponies not getting my jokes since I came from Earth." He said to me.
"Hey Thunder, how old are you? Are you a teen like me?" I asked him.
"Yeah, I'm 18 years old and what about you?" He asked me.
"I'm 17 and my buddy Mat is 17 just like me." I said to him.
"That's cool I have two dudes that understand me." He said eating his entire apple. As we walked I couldn't stop thinking about Pinkie's Cutie Mark that was still on my right arm. I had to find out what it meant.
"So you been living here for 2 weeks now, have you got a cottage or cloud home?" I asked him.
"Yeah I have a cloud house just like Dashie." He said to me.
"Oh that's awesome, so what have you been doing here for 2 weeks?" I asked.
"I was just hanging in my room back on Earth when I was Human but then a black hole appeared and sucked me in it, I woke up to find that I was a damn pony in this strange world. I walked here and Pinkie threw me a party and it was actually very fun, except the mares wanted to screw me and at first I denied it, but after a couple of days I ended up screwing Bon Bon at her cottage because she put got damn lust powder into my apple cider when I was hanging with her at Sweet Apple Acres." He explained to me.
"Damn that sucks bro, but it's not that bad because you're a pony, but the mares want to screw me even though I'm not a stallion." I said to him.
"Yeah you do have a point, did any of the mares screwed you yet?" He asked me.
"Yep, it was a Unicorn mare, I tried to fight back but she fuckin' pinned me down with her magic." I said with agitation. Thunder looked at me sad.
"Sorry about that dude, and what was her name?" He asked me.
"Her name is Dark Fusion, you heard of her?" I asked him.
"No, I know everypony in Ponyville but not her." He said. I stopped walking.
"Alright I'm going to tell you this and you don't tell none of these ponies alright?" I said. Thunder nodded to me. I explained everything about the Nightmare Unicorns, them being myths, the town of Night Forge, the Sprawls, and Dark becoming an Alicorn. I explained everything to him and he was surprised.
"Damn and I thought this place was paradise, I didn't know bad stuff was happening." He said to me.
"I thought so too but never judge a book by its cover right?" I said to him.
"Yeah you are correct about that." He said as we continued walking and finishing all the apples that we ate from the basket.
"So what happened with Berry Punch and those 2 other mares that made you screwed them?" I asked. He looked at me.
"Well for Berry Punch, when I was helping her unloading the fruit from the big basket she used to gather the fruits, she slipped on oranges and fell into a pile of grapes, she was covered in the juices from the grapes and dripping down her body, all of a sudden I was getting turned on by it and I trotted over to lick the grape juice off of her. She told me to come into her cottage so that I can "clean" her and that's what happened with Berry Punch." He explained to me.
"Ah, alright and what about the others?" I asked.
"Lyre was getting lonely and she thought she couldn't find a special somepony to rutt her, so I just said fuck it and screwed her to make her feel better." He said to me.
"Haha, pity sex that's hilarious, and the last one?" I asked.
"Now Carrot Top, I was at her cottage helping her with planting and tending her carrot garden in her backyard. She went into her cottage to get something while I was watering the carrots. After I watered all of the carrots I stopped and she still hasn't came outside and I spent 15 minutes waiting for her to come out. I decided to investigate and see what was taking her so long and went inside her cottage. I heard moaning and followed the noise to her room. I peeped out of the crack of the door to see Carrot Top rubbing her marehood with her hoof while saying my name. I tried to walk away but I tripped and Carrot Top stopped and swung the door open. She looked at me in shock and asked me how long I was watching her, I didn't know what to say but she spoke first and said that the heat is burning her bad and needs to rutt. I tried to say no to her but she gave me those puppy dog eyes and I ended up screwing her hard." Thunder told me everything.
"Well that sucks you keep getting yourself into a sexual situation." I said to him.
"I know damn, confound these ponies! They drive me to sex!" Thunder said irritated.
"Yeah I know there crazy with their lust." I said.
"Yes, they are." He agreed with me. We walked and I forgot to look at his Cutie Mark; it was a thunder strike and snowflake, no wonder why he choose Thunder Ice because for his Cutie Mark is a thunders strike with a snowflake next to it. I was still thinking about Pinkie's Cutie Mark on my right arm.
"Hey ever since you got here, did you get any buddies?" I asked him.
"Yeah, the mane six are my friends so is Derpy and Big Mac." He said to me.
"That's cool man, so how fast can you fly with those wings?" I asked.
"I can fly as fast as Dashie." He said to me while flexing his wings with pride.
"Awesome man, what do you learn or what are you interested in?" I asked.
"I love learning about time and space, very fascinating." He said.
"Oh, so you study the stars or something?" I asked.
"Something like that." He answered back.
"Are you a good fighter man?" I asked.
"Hell yeah! Anyone fucks with me or my friends, gets the shit kicked out of them." Thunder said with his eyes burning with passion.
"Cool you're not a pansy when it comes to fighting." I said.
"So how did you and Mat come to Equestria?" He asked me.
"Same thing like you but I was brought here by a love and lust seeking Nightmare Unicorn." I said to him.
"What about Mat?" He asked.
"He came here the same way and I'm glad I didn't turn into a pony." I said.
"Yeah you're lucky but it's fun being a Pegasus because I can fly." He said to me. We walked through Ponyville chatting with each other for 30 minutes. Thunder is a pretty bad ass guy; he's mellow and chill just like me. We started walking towards the sun and Thunder took out his sun glasses and put them on.
"You can come chill at my ho-"
"Oh, yeah I forgot you can't stand on clouds." He said correcting himself. I thought for a moment.
"I can harness the dark energy and try to learn how to grow wings or levitate up there." I said.
"That sounds cool man." He said to me.
"But we need to find a place for me to concentrate, let's go to that Sweet Apple Acres place, I never been there before." I said.
"Alright let's do it." Thunder said as we trotted down the path to Sweet Apple Acres.
Mat's Point of View
Twilight's Place
I was eating a daisy sandwich with Twi and Rainbow in the kitchen. Spike was sitting at the table eating his gems.
"So how did you sleep Twilight?" I asked.
"I slept very well and how did you sleep?" She asked.
"I felt like a teddy bear because of Rainbow was holding me tight last night haha." I said chuckling.
"So you wouldn't fall through the clouds Mattie and those two songs you sang where beautiful last night." Rainbow said.
"Yeah I do try to make my singing epic." I said. Rainbow and Twi giggled at me while Spike gave zero fucks about me as he was eating his gems.
Author's Note: Well that wraps up stuff about Thunder and what happened to him. :D