Authors note: Hey guys I know I haven't updated this in a while but 1 I've been working on the other story and 2 I had major writers block!!! Anyways though I still love you all, really hope your having a great day and please review so I'll write more…

(Emmett's POV)

Unfortunately after cops found out about my whole fight with Pink, Madonna, and Kanye we all kicked out of the VMA's so….I guess it was time to move on with the list.

"I can't believe you got us all kicked out of the VMA's Emmett!!!" Alice yelled…she was pissed.

"I know we didn't even get to see any of it!!" Jasper pouted.

"I'm glad were out of there….too many Edwards." Bella moaned.

"Oh Bella, how many times to I have to tell you I am the one and only Edward." Edward said, trying to knock some sense into her. She was going insane right now, I don't know maybe someone slipped her some crack or something at the show….I wonder if vampires can get high…I guess will find out when we get to number 43 on the list…that shall be interesting…anyway though back to the list…hey wait…getting highs the 4th thing on the list….not the 43rd……looks like we'll get to find out sooner then I thought…oh we should try to get drunk at the same time…..

"Guys it's time to get drunk and high!!" I yelled…they looked afraid.

"Well…I have to go to work now." Carlisle muttered trying to get out of the room.

"I don't think so." I said grabbing him by the shirt collar. "You're the only one here over 21 and we need you to buy the beer." I smiled.

"Oh shit." Carlisle pouted.

"Well…that is unless Esme wants to do it…" I smirked.

"You heard him Carlisle, off to the liquor store." Esme said, pushing him…guess she didn't want to do it…whatever, as long as we got the stuff who cares.

(Carlisle's POV at the liquor store)

I could not believe I was doing this…. I have never been in a liquor store in my life…..And the worst part of it…when I walked in I saw that one of my nurse's husbands worked there. 'Walk out Carlisle, walk out while you still can!!!' I thought….I was about to back right out of that damn place until Joe yelled, "Oh hey Carlisle, what are you doing here? Need help?"

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!!! Quick, answer him before he thinks your insane!!! "Oh hey Joe…I…I just came here to…to…uh….buy some….buy some beer." I answered.

"Oh that's kind of ironic, don't you think? The doctor who pumped out my stomach for alcohol poisoning is here buying alcohol." He laughed.

"Oh it's not for me." I stated quickly…I really didn't want to ruin my clean doctor image. "It's for my kids."

"Uh…aren't your kids underage?" He asked.

"No…what makes you say that?" I asked.

"Oh…no reason…I just thought they were juniors in high school." He stated….oh shit I was really digging myself into a deep hole here.

"Well yah….there only juniors because they're really stupid….they've been left back a lot." I answered…how dumb did that sound?

"I thought they were strait A students…"

"Look will you just give me my damn beer already!?!?!" I yelled…I was not making myself look any better. I hope he didn't tell his wife about this but, who was I kidding? I'd be the headline in the paper tomorrow. I can just see it now, "Our favorite doctor now turned psycho alcoholic."

"Um…sure here's your stuff." He said, looking sort of afraid…..well time to make a break for it…..

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"Did you get the stuff?" Emmett asked when I was outside.

"Gosh Emmett, you sound like a freaking druggie." I mumbled.

"That reminds me….we need to go to the drug dealers next."

"Oh god….."

Authors note: This is getting crazy…poor Carlisle )= sorry if it wasn't funny guys...i try anyway though the next chapter will be better and longer. Please, please, please read my Halloween story and leave a review it's actually pretty good (=