self made prompt because I wanted to. Sanji can't keep still.
Sanji squirms underneath Zoro, half of him wants this- no... all of him wants this but also half of him wants just to piss Zoro off because doing that is pretty much encoded into his DNA. That might give him 150% of himself but what the hell. Besides, he can't decide just what he wants to do to Zoro right now except for all of it and all the time.
"Will you-" Zoro growls and hauls Sanji up into his lap and up off of the floor.
Sanji leans in and bites Zoro's lip. Zoro fists a hand in the back of Sanji's hair and it makes him sigh happily. There is almost certainly something wrong with the both of them but neither of them are likely to go to Chopper to get their heads examined, so they'll just have to live with it.
He shoves Zoro onto his back, using the leverage of his legs to do so. Zoro goes but with a grumbled 'for fucks' sake'
"Fidgety bastard." Zoro snarls biting at Sanji's neck and unbuttoning Sanji's trousers. Sanji shuffles his way up Zoro's body to help him out but only earns himself a grumble in response along with Zoro's rolled eyes and a hand around his dick. If you looked up mixed messages in the dictionary there'd be a video of this. Probably.
He flips them again and hauls Zoro on top of him, he likes the weight of the other man on him, and he likes how moving him makes him complain.
"No way, I've had enough of this bullshit." Zoro declares, kneeling up and taking his hands off Sanji.
"Ah what- no!" the cook protests, he was liking that.
The ever scowling swordsman grabs his bandana and pulls it off of his arm and then shoves forward, smothering Sanji briefly with his weight. Sanji squeaks and tries to get out but Zoro is quick and efficient when he's being mean. Before Sanji knows what's what he has his hands tied together around one of the storeroom's beams.
"You squirmy little fucker, you're going to stay STILL goddamnit." Zoro snarls, yanking Sanji's nice black slacks down until they're just above his knees and then planting his own knee on the crotch of them, effectively pinning both his legs in place whilst giving Zoro all the access to him he wants.
"Oi! Let me GO you shitty bastard!" Sanji snaps, struggling against him.
"I can let you go or get you off. One or the other cook, not both. Now which is it?" Zoro asks looming over him. Sanji really doesn't like admitting defeat so he just sticks with biting his lip and trying not to pout.
"Thought so." Zoro mutters and leans down to put his own mouth to work. The hot heat of Zoro's strong tongue works on him and Sanji's hips leap upwards, wanting MORE of it. Whilst Zoro has a pretty hard core gag reflex he still does have one.
"GODDAMNIT COOK! STAY STILL!"