A.N. - This one is a little different. I wanted to take a break from all the fighting and this appeared.

Thirty-Five: Questionnaire (part one)

1. Will you please state your full name.

E: Eren Jaeger

J: Jean Kirstein

2. When did you first meet?

E: I knew he existed since my freshman year but we never truly talked until Political Science class my junior year.

J: Some class in college, I liked his sister first and he was the little shitty brother.

3. Where was your first date?

E: Official date? I think we went out to lunch the day after we hooked up. Does that count?

J: Lunch at a café on campus.

4. When was your first kiss?

E: We really did everything in the wrong order. The night I came over to study, I guess.

J: I was drunk so…

5. If you could change anything about your first meeting, what would it be?

E: I guess I wish we just cut to the chase instead of acting like asses to each other.

J: Absolutely nothing.

6. When did you first have sex?

E: Sometime after our first kiss…

J: Some point in the night. I don't actually remember all too well.

7. How was the first time you had sex? Quality?

E: Pretty damn good for our first time… I mean… good enough for us to get past our differences and pursue a relationship.

J: From what little I recall… it was great ;)

8. How often did you have sex in your early relationship?

E: More than I'd ever admit too.

J: As often as possible.

9. What are your views on PDA?

E: If it can be avoided… but sometimes one cannot resist.

J: Resistance is futile.

10. When did you become monogamous?

E: We always were.

J: From the start.

11. When did your relationship become official?

E: Between each other, maybe a few weeks? To everyone else, nine months. That was my fault.

J: Eren let the b-word slip three weeks in.

12. How often do you argue?

E: We fight innocently as often as we breathe. Intense fights are rarer.

J: We're arguing right now about colors.

13. What was your last argument about?

E: Red being the best color.

J: Why blue is the best color.

14. When did you start living together?

E: I practically lived with Jean within a few weeks.

J: I asked him to officially move in after a year or so together. Not that it was any different from our life already.

15. How well do you live together?

E: Like Ben and Jerry.

J: We manage.

16. What is your favorite thing about your partner?

E: The way he kisses.

J: It's a tie between his eyes and his ass.

17. What is you least favorite thing about your partner?

E: His pissy retorts.

J: His temper (sometimes)

18. Who proposed to whom and how?

E: I did at home.

J: Eren did over dinner at the apartment.

18. How long were you together before you got engaged?

E: Four-ish years.

J: Four years.

19. How long were you engaged?

E: 9 months

J: Eh… 10 months?

20. Describe your wedding in one word?

E: Amazing.

J: Romantic.

21. Where and how was your honeymoon?

E: We went to Italy and it was abso-fucking-lutely amazing.

J: We went to Florence and it was really great. A lot of sex.

22. Was being married different? Did it change anything?

E: Honestly, nothing really changed. We were practically married before.

J: Felt a little more domestic.

23. Are you comfortable talking about sex?

E: Depends on the question.

J: Perhaps…

24. Do you enjoy sex with your partner?

E: Yes

J: Hell yeah

25. Who is the top in the relationship?

E: Uh…

J: Mostly me but we switch it up time to time.

26. Do you have any sexual fantasies?

E: Not really.

J: There is one about Eren in an apron…

27. Do you have oral sex?

E: Yes.

J: Yes!

28. Do you swallow?

E: Do I have to answer?

J: We're married… so yeah.

29. Do you use condoms?

E: We did for a while.

J: At first, but we're monogamous and it's not like Eren can get pregnant.

30. Have you ever used bondage or practiced BDSM?

E: Uh…. Maybe I'm not comfortable talking about that.

J: We've dabbled but are not exactly fans of it.

31. Have you ever had public sex?

E: No

J: Not yet…

31. Do you sext?

E: If he's being particularly good.

J: I've been known to send some dick pics…

32. Where is your favorite place to have sex?

E: I'm a fan of the bed.

J: Everywhere.

33. Do you have any kinks?

E: Not really…

J: Yes but that's between us…

TBC