Special Chapter: Happy New Year

Genre: Humor/ Crack

Rate: T

Warning: my shitty English, sorry but my time is really limited but I still want to up this, so no reread v^^, OOC-ness, AU, crack?

Disclaim: Nope, and nope.

A/N: Have a happy New Year, my friends ^^…I lied when I said there wouldn't be New Year fic v^^….Sorry?

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…Waking up naked on a bed with another boy wasn't a thing-to-do in his New Year list…

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"Cheers for the New Year!" Hattori raised his glass of beer up and yelled loudly, which made Shinichi glance at him bemusedly, taking a sip at his own glass silently.

"Kudo, hope ya won't meet too much murders tis year…" the Osaka detective slurred happily, Kazuha whacked his head.

"Ahou! Everyone hasn't even come! Don't get all drunk now!" she yelled at him and Ran giggled from her seat.

Shinichi glared at Hattori, "Keep that to you too, idiot."

Right then, the doorbell rang loudly and the Karate champ got up from her seat, "Let me."

With that, she walked to the front door and opened it, just to face with a blond detective, a messy haired girl that looked a lot like her and a messy haired boy that looked a lot like Shinichi.

A bright smile tugged at her lips, "Come in!"

And that night, the New Year party between college friends carried out nicely.

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"Gyaaaaa!" a loud shriek echoed in the huge mansion, making Hattori crack his eyes open before closing the again, Hakuba groaned and rolled over to hug the sofa's cushion tightly, going right back to sleep. Around them, beers bottle rolled around happily.

Yup, definitely the aftermath of a bunch of teenage' party.

Now, let's us go back to the cause of the shriek.

To the Kudo Shinichi's bedroom.

Where a teen with messy brown haired continued to scream his lungs out, hugging the cover to his chest until his bedmate threw a pillow at his face that he shut up, staring at the other with wide eyes.

Shinichi groaned, "I'm having a headache…stop making it worse…"

"B-b-b-but!" Kaito stuttered, "You have to take responsibility! Oh my God! I'm just too young to be a parent!" he wailed loudly.

Shinichi snatched his pants by the bed up then calmly put them on under the cover before getting off the bed silently.

"…-and what if my daughter, or would it be a boy?, asked me who her or his mother was! How am I going to answer that?" the other continued to rant, "Then what will people say?...Mom'd probably be all happy and excited…But what about other people? I'm too young for those too!"

"Shut up," Shinichi plopped down on the bed, growling tiredly, his bare back faced Kaito and the other shut up, turning to ogle the other instead. Damn, he looked kinda cool with the scars on his back too…

"…First, do you feel any pain?" he asked, Kaito shook his head.

"And I don't. There's no evident if that ever happened so obviously, it's those two's prank," Shinichi turned around slightly to glance at Kaito, who was blinking funnily.

"…also, men can't get pregnant, idiot," he deadpanned and the other grinned sheepishly at him.

Then a moment of silence, which was broken by Kaito's wonder.

"…So, we didn't?"

"No," the detective replied blandly then released a surprised yelp as arms wrapped around his neck to pull him back against naked chest and hot breath fanned his ear as the magician whispered huskily.

"…So let's make that happen then," a devious smirk tugged at his lips and Shinichi got no where to run as hands roamed down his front and lips caught his in a tight lips lock.

And as the New Year started, a new relationship formed.

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Hattori scratched the back of his head sleepily as he accepted a cup of coffee from Ran, Kazuha was still half asleep as she leaned on his side and Aoko leaned against her.

"…Do you think our prank success?" the Osaka detective asked and his fellow detective shot him a deadpan look.

"There's no way Kudo-kun would get tricked."

Right then, a loud and long and breathless moan echoed through the house, startling the living room's occupants.

Hattori blinked, Kazuha rubbed her sleepiness away while Aoko looked around in wonder, Ran giggled.

Hakuba was silent for a moment before he spoke up again.

"...Why do I get the feeling that we've just got Kudo-kun into a mess called Kuroba?"

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…Well…Happy New Year~!

...Why do all of my special chapters are so perverted v^^?