*FF to a few days before Bragging Rights*

*Beginning*

"In a world full of winners and losers, two men and diva have risen above to bring you: "The Dirt Sheet!"

.x.

It was the return of the Dirt Sheet which was currently being held on Smackdown, and let's just hope all hell doesn't break loose—and if it does, the WWE Universe would enjoy that.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the stars of the Dirt Sheet! From Raw first, he is the United States Champion, the Miz!"

His theme song blasted throughout the arena as he made his entrance to the Smackdown ring, enjoying the boos that were coming from the WWE Universe as usual. When he got inside the ring and sat in one of the seats, the Smackdown announcer continued,

"Next from Raw, she is the Divas Champion, Haylie Trudel!"

Low played as Haylie made her energetic entrance towards the ring hearing the cheers from the fans. This week, she was wearing a pink tank top underneath a black and light blue Bench jacket, yellow skinny jeans and red converse shoes and her Divas Championship was around her abdomen and she slid into the ring and took the middle seat as she always had whenever they shot a Dirt Sheet episode.

"And from Smackdown, he is the Intercontinental Champion, John Morrison!"

John's theme started to play as he made his regular entrance and hearing many of the WWE Universe's cheers. When the Los Angeles native walked into the ring, he sat in his normal seat, waited for the fans' cheers to die down before continuing, "Hi, I'm John Morrison, and at Bragging Rights, I'm going to prove why being the Intercontinental champion is far more superior to being….Miz, wait a minute, you got a championship, is that thing real buddy? Or you get that on ?" John asked the Awesome one.

"Yes, it's real, I'm your United States Champion, the Miz." He replied.

"And I'm your Divas Champion Haylie Trudel." Haylie said with a smile and a small wave on her face.

"And welcome to The Return of the Dirt Sheet."." John said.

"WWE brings you a new concept, in a new pay-per-view called Bragging Rights. It will determine which show is far more superior than the other, is it Raw? Or—" Mike started but got cut off by John.

"Or, is it Smackdown?" John asked the WWE Universe.

"And we'll also determine which former member of one of the greatest tag teams of the twenty first century is superior…." Haylie started.

"The Miz?" Mike asked, then received boos.

"Or…John Morrison?" John asked, and obviously received cheers.

"Everybody knows that I was the star of that tag team." Mike said, then continued, "Throughout history, great pairs have broken up, one going on to fame and fortune while the other one fizzling out into obscurity. For example, Mork and Mindy."

*flashes picture of the duo*

"They were Robin Williams and what's her name?" Mike asked.

"Then of course we got Bill and Ted." John said.

*picture of the duo flashes*

"Ted of course became Neo from Crack the Matrix, and Bill, well, he went to the unemployment line, which is probably where you'll go Miz." John added.

"Hahaha, and the list goes on: Wayne and Garf, Regis and Kathy Lee, and nobody can forget about the Rockers!" Mike said.

"Marty Jannetty, Shawn Michaels, the Rockers." John said.

"Yes, when they broke up, Shawn Michaels went on to become Shawn Michaels!" Mike said with added umph. "And Marty Janetty went on to become well, Marty Janetty, wawawaa…and at Bragging Rights, I will prove that I am the Shawn Michaels, and you my friend, are the Marty Janetty."

'Oh Lord, just get this over with, PLEASEEEEEEE.' Haylie pleaded in her head as she acted like she was bored out of her mind.

"Well that's, that's just impossible Miz, because Marty Janetty never had sweet merchandise like I got." John said, showing off his WWE t-shirt.

"Wow, cool t-shirt, listen—"

"You're mom got one of these by the way." John commented.

"There can't be two Janetty's, so in default, you're the Janetty. Thank you." Mike said.

"Actually, there are two Janetty's, there's Marty Janetty, and there's you. You know, I think you guys would make a great tag team. Marty Janetty and Mizzy Janetty. Hey I'm Marty, hey I'm Mizzy, we're the Janetty's and we're AWESOME!" John said, which made some of the WWE Universe laugh—including Haylie a little bit. "See what happens when you don't have a girlfriend folks."

"You dumb or something, I have my girlfriend right here." Mike said, pointing his finger to Haylie.

"I've meant an actual girlfriend, not some girl that wants to sleep with a 'top superstar' to get her way to the top, and I see that it actually worked—she's the Divas Champion." John said, which received a shocked look on Haylie's face.

"Listen here, I don't sleep with random people just to get to the top of some chain—I get to the top by my own hardwork, now I don't know how you got to the top, and I sure as heck don't even wanna know how Miz got to the top, but all I know is that I got here on my own, and I don't sleep with people as a stepping stone." Haylie said.

"That's not what I heard last night." John teased before almost getting attacked by the Divas Champion, but Mike held her back.

"Miz, you haven't changed at all." John started. "The only thing that you have done is, conformed. You know, back in the day, you had the hat and the scarf and you're capris, you at least had the courage to be yourself, and dressed like a loser, like that." John said as a picture of Mike in the said attire was shown at the titantron.

"But now, you are this strange mixture of Michael Phelps, Mr. Ed, Pink and Big Dick Johnson, and when you put all of that together, you get: The Miz." John said.

"Hahaha. Number one, I have great hair." (AN: Yeah right), "Number Two, the women love my pearly whites." He added, smiling for the added effect. (AN: I'm not one of them). "And three, I look good in trunks." He finished. (AN: LMFAO! That is totally a false statement on so many freaking levels).

"If by good, you mean husky? Then yeah." John said.

"Husky?" Mike asked.

"You know, husky? You know what I'm talking bout, the word that moms use to call their kids not fat, but they really are."

"Now I'm fat?" Mike asked.

"You're not fat, you're husky." John replied.

"I'm not husky." Mike said.

"Make some noise if you think the Miz is husky?" John asked the WWE Universe as they cheered like wildfire—including Haylie.

"You all think I'm husky? Really? Really? Really?" Mike asked as the WWE Universe was chanting YES! "All this Miz-takes are just jealous?"

"Of what?" John asked.

"Jealous of my amazing body." Mike replied. (AN: LMFAO!) "Yeah, I look good, and the fact is at Bragging Rights, there would be no debate about it, I will prove that I always have and always will be better than you." Mike said.

"Why wait for Bragging Rights?" John asked. "Why don't you prove that right now?"

"John, I'm not going to do that in this second rate city, in this second rate state, on this second rate show, I'll do it at the pay-per-view." Mike said, and that received a lot of boos from the fans, and a shocked face from his girlfriend that she was performing on this 'second rate show' for most of her career before being drafted to Raw.

"You think this place is second rate?" John asked.

"Yeah."

"You think Smackdown is the second rate show?"

"Yep."

"And you think Raw is the A-show?"

"Absolutely."

"You know, all RAW is these days is a cheap version of Saturday Night Live." John started. "So, if you want tune in to watch the amazing star power of Al Shaprton and Nancy O'Dowell, go ahead, who's gonna host next week, Big Bird?" John asked. "Ah that's must see TV. No, if you want to see action, entertainment and the Friday Night Delight, you tune in to watch Friday Night Smackdown." John added. "I think these people are sick of hearing the boring Miz be boring on Raw."

"Boring? Boring? I will have you know that I am the most entertaining and charismatic superstar in the WWE, I am the reason that people watch Monday Night Raw, I am the reason people are watching tonight, I carried you for two years, I was the talent of the tag team, because I'm the Miz and I'm Awesome!" Mike said.

"No, you're the Miz and all you do is run your mouth." John said. "For two years all I heard was: I have a catchphrase, I'm the Miz and I'm Awesome, Be Jealous, Hoo-Rah, Shut up! Talk is cheap, and this is Smackdown, it's not Raw, I'm not just gonna sit here and let you talk about what you're gonna do, so why don't you stand up and actually do something?" John asked as he got up from his seat, placed his belt on the seat and continued to say, "C'mon husky boy, why don't you get up and act like a champion? Why don't you get up and prove something, come on!" John said as he pushed Mike out of his chair, and that made Haylie get out of hers, and slid out of the ring, making sure not to get hurt herself.

Mike and John got in each other's faces and John said, "That's right, what do you wanna do? Wanna take a shot at me? I dare you" John said, and the former tag team had a stare down for a little while, and it looked like they were ready to fight it out right then and there, until Mike started to back up towards the ropes, and got out of the ring, met up with Haylie that was up at the bottom of the ramp and as the couple was backing up the ramp, John said, "That's what I thought. See you at Bragging Rights…..Janetty."