Kung Fu Panda-Kaitou Kirby
Here's my second play! I think my first was better though... Hope you enjoy!
KUNG FU PANDA
Script/Director: Crystal
Po: Dia
Goose Father: Red
Oogway: Green (boy)
Shifu: Pearl
Tigress: Blue (girl)
Monkey: Gold
Mantis: Emerald
Viper: Sapphire
Crane: Ruby
Tai Lung: Silver
Messenger: Chatot
Jail Guards: Rhydon x 1000
Audience: Yellow, Platina, and everyone else from the Pokemon World!
REHEARSAL
Everyone: Crystal wrote a script?
Crystal: And what's wrong with that?
Gold: Uh-
Crystal: *kick*
Gold: Ugh! *faints*
Everyone: (It will only make President of Club Serious be more confident)
Crystal: No, really what? Why is no one talking?
*silence*
Crystal: Ugh!
Everyone: (She is definitely the President of Club Serious)
Gold: Zzzzz...
*silence*
Emerald: *cannot hold in anger any longer* WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF ME???!!!
Silver: Because you're short.
Emerald: YOU'RE SOOOOOO EVIIIILLL!!!
Silver: Thank you for the compliment.
Ruby: I will express my beauty through Kung Fu!
Sapphire: And I will express my wrath to you!
Green: And. I. Want. You. All. To. Shoo.
Blue: *runs to Green* Please Green-Sama! Another kiss!
Green: *gets angry* Get. Away. From. Me. Miss. *runs away*
Red: What's wrong with everyone?
Crystal: Places everyone!
Gold: Zzzzz...
Dia: *munch munch*
PERFORMANCE
*in palace*
Green: I. Had. A. Dream. That. The. Evil. Thai. Lung. Will. Come. Back. For. The. Dragon. Scroll.
Pearl: That's nice. I don't care. It has nothing-
Crystal: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSSED TO KNOW THAT!!!
Pearl: I was going to say that it has nothing of value bossy woman! You didn't even let me finish! And since now I know that it has nothing, I will take my leave!
Crystal: YOU'RE SUPPOSSED TO HOLD THE CEREMONY TO CHOOSE THE DRAGON WARRIOR!!!
Pearl: That's why I was taking my leave! Just shut up already!
Crystal: Hmph!
Audience: (They're sooo into this! It's awesome!)
Pearl: *to Chatot* Tell everyone to come to the ceremony of the Dragon Warrior.
Chatot: *flies off to town*
*in town*
Dia: Yum! I can't wait to make noodles!
Red: Ooohhh! That's my son!
Crystal: *angry and whispers* You want to be a Kung Fu Master!
Dia: I want to be a Pokemon Master!
Audience: *facepalm*
Red: WHAT?! *starts crying* B-but I thought you wanted to succeed me! Waaaah!!!
Dia: *starts cooking*
Red: Ooohhh! That's my son!
*Dia finishes and starts eating*
Chatot: Come! Come!
Dia: *munch munch*
Red: For what?
Chatot: Dragon! Dragon!
Red: A dragon? RUUUUNN!!! *runs off stage*
Dia: *munch munch*
Crystal: COME BACK RED!!!
Red: *comes back* Huh?
Chatot: Warrior! Warrior! Ceremony! Ceremony!
Red: Oh! The Dragon Warrior Ceremony! Why didn't you say so?
Audience: *facepalm*
Red: Come son! We must bring our noodles! *walks off*
Dia: *munch munch*
Crystal: MOVE DIA!!!
Dia: *walks to palace easily*
Crystal: YOU ARE SUPPOSSED TO BRING THE WAGON AND STRUGGLE!!!
Dia: *ignores her*
*palace courtyard*
Green: And. The. Dragon. Warrior. Will. Be... *points towards Blue*
*silence*
Audience: (Oh! The suspense!)
Dia: *runs from nowhere* PEARLLLLLLLL!!! I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!! *goes in front of Blue*
Green: *points to Dia* You.
Audience: (Oh)
Dia: What did I do? Oh. Sorry for interrupting. Please go ahead.
Green: You. Are. The. Dragon. Warrior.
Dia: Ooooooo!!! Am I the master of Dragon Pokemon? That is soooo coooooooool!
Audience: *facepalm*
Green: You. Are. The. Kung. Fu. Master.
Dia: Eh?
Red: Ooohhh! That's my son!
Pearl: Oh joy.
*next day in palace*
Dia: *munch munch*
Pearl: Why are you eating a cookie when you are suppossed to be training?
Dia: *munch munch*
Pearl: *snatches away cookie*
Dia: *cries* MY COOOOOKIEEEEEEEE!!!!
Pearl: (Uh-oh. It's this cookie business again. I'll give it back) *gives cookie back*
Dia: YAY!!! *munch munch*
*we wait an hour as Dia nibbles on that one cookie*
Pearl: Okay since you are done we will start training.
Dia: Training?
Pearl: Yes, training.
Dia: Okay! *goes through training course easily*
Blue, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald: *stares blankly*
Gold: Zzzzz...
Crystal: YOU WERE SUPPOSSED TO EPICALLY FAAAAAIIIIILLLLL!!!
Audience: SHUT UP!!!
Crystal: Hmph!
Pearl: Do it again Dia.
Dia: *goes through* OW!!! OOCH!!! AAAHHH!!!
Blue, Ruby, Sapphire, Red, Emerald: *stares blankly*
Gold: Zzzzz...
Crystal: (That's better)
Pearl: You fail.
Dia: WAAHH!!! I NEED BANDAGES!!!
*brief intermission as Yellow, the first aid captain, heals Dia with her powers*
Audience: (Wow... Yellow is soooo talented...)
*night time at jail*
Silver: *stares at the Rhydon*
Rhydon: ROOOOAAARRRRR!!!
Audience: AAAAAAHHHH!!!
Silver: Very. Scary. (Did they forget that my father loved these pokemon?) *calms Rhydon down and gives them treats*
Rhydon: *munch munch*
Audience: (CUUUUUTE!!!)
Silver: Okay. I'm out of here. *leaves jail*
Crystal: *trying her best to hold in anger*
*same time at peach tree*
Pearl: *starry-eyed* GREEN-SAMA!!! MY MASTER!!! PLEASE HELP ME TEACH DIA KUNG FUUUUUU!!!
Audience: (Wow, so passionate...)
Crystal: (What's gotten into him?)
Green: I. Cannot. I. Have. Reached. The. State. Of. Nirvana. It. Would. Be. A. Taboo.
Pearl: *cries* MY MASTER GREEN-SAMA!!! WHY!!! *in sadness makes a peach fall and plants it*
Green: Goodbye *floats off with help of psychic pokemon*
Pearl: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MASTERRRRRRRRR!!!
Audience: *cries*
Ruby: *runs on stage* YOU CAN'T STEAL MY MASTERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Audience: O.o
Ruby: Uh... I'll just go follow my master and leave. *leaves*
*next day*
Dia: *munch munch*
Pearl: You're eating a cookie again?
Dia: *munch munch*
Pearl: (I don't care. I'm taking his cookie!) *snatches cookie*
Dia: *cries* MY COOOOOKIEEEEEEEE!!!!
Pearl: I'm not giving it back.
Dia: *eyes turn firey red and takes kung fu pose* THEN YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY KUNG FU!
Audience: (Oh my gosh! This is sooo goooood!)
*epic fight scene between Dia and Pearl with Dia ultimately winning*
Pearl: *all beat up with blood running from mouth* O-kay *pant* You win *pant* You are the Kung Fu Master.
Random Fangirl: *faints*
Dia: *without a scratch* I am? Can I have my cookie back now?
Pearl: Here... *gives back cookie and then faints* (I knew I shouldn't have taken away the cookie)
Dia: Yay!!! *munch munch*
*another brief intermission as Yellow heals Pearl with her powers*
Audience: (Wow...)
*at bridge*
Blue: Why did we come here again?
Ruby: To be beautiful, what else?
Sapphire: To REMEMBER!!!
Emerald: TO PROVE THAT I AM STRONG!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gold: *finally wakes up* To... Faint... From... Injuries... *faints*
Blue: Wonderful. I think it's to finally get a role since we did practically nothing anyways.
Silver: *comes in* I. Am. Here. I. Want. The. Dragon. Scroll.
Blue: You will have to fight me first!
Silver: *gets sad* But... But... I can't fight a girl... (especially not you)
Blue: Then this will make it easy. *KO's Silver*
Silver: (Why do you always have to be so mean?)
Crystal: *cannot hold in anger any longer* BLUE!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSSED TO LOSE!!!
Audience: *some volunteers throw Crystal out of the building*
Crystal: *outside* I'LL GET YOU ALL FOR THIS!!!
Everyone: *no response because they can't hear*
*next day*
Dia: What do I have to do next?
Pearl: Nothing.
Dia: Why? Aren't I suppossed to look at the Dragon Scroll?
Pearl: There's nothing in it.
Dia: *gets shocked* NOOOOOOOO!!! WHY???!!! I WANTED TO BE THE MASTER OF DRAGON POKEMON!!! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!! *goes on rampage*
Audience: (Poor deprived child...)
Pearl: (He's the true evil one)
Dia: I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS!!! YOU DID NOT KEEP YOUR PROMISE!!! *KO's Pearl again*
Red: Ooohhh! That's my son!
Crystal: *sneaks back inside and grabs mike* Thai Lung was destroyed, but again the master Shifu was unlucky and another student of his turned evil. The end.
Audience: BOOOOOO!!! *throws tomatoes at Crystal*
Crystal: *runs away*
Platina: I will never understand commoners.
Gold, Pearl, Silver: Zzzzz...