Author's Note: Sorry for the cliff hanger! But I had to keep you guessing! Unfortunately no one guessed right! And I just want everyone to know that I am not giving up on this story until it's complete! I will always add more chapters until it's done! They might not come each day but they will come! I PROMISE! Well enjoy the mystery man! :)) Enjoy!

LPV

He was a man, like Jasper.

His lips were ice cold, like Jasper's.

But they were thinner than Jasper's

His skin was ice cold, like Jasper's.

His hair was shorter than Jasper's.

His face shape wasn't that of Jasper's.

And I could tell all of this while keeping my eyes closed.

I deserved a trophy.

I wasn't quiet ready to open my eyes. But I was ready to know who I was kissing. Whoever he was, he must've have opened his eyes either because he didn't stop. Instead, he took over. Something I feared he would do.

He mumbled something I couldn't quiet understand. His voice was rough but too low and airy for me to tell who it was.

Which made me slightly more afraid of who it was.

He moaned slightly and kissed me harder. I knew the only way to find out was going to be to open my eyes.

But I was afraid.

Not to mention weak under his strength.

I took a deep breath and opened my eyes.

I pulled back instantly and screamed.

I moved away from him quickly but I moved too far away and fell off the bed, landing on my back.

Staring at the ceiling I wondered how me and him ended up in the same bed.

I would never in my wildest dreams ever think about him and I together.

He was like my father after all.

He was Carlisle.

Carlisle must've opened his eyes...right?

I saw him peer over the side of the bed.

He jumped back in surprise.

"Oh my God." I heard him say.

"That's what I'm thinking." I sat up still dizzy from last night.

"I didn't think you were Esme. I knew you felt too warm, but I never expected it to be you." He shook his head.

I got back on the bed but I just sat on the edge, too embarrassed to sit any closer.

We heard another pair of screams.

"At least we're not the only ones who woke up with someone other than their mate." I smiled slightly.

He sighed. "Do you remember anything from last night? I remember Cooper getting me and Esme something to drink but nothing after that."

"So Cooper spiked all of our drinks huh?"

"Yours too?"

"Yeah, he spiked my water." I sighed thinking of how I would kill Cooper.

Carlisle smiled.

"All I remember is getting out of the shower and hearing a crash. Then when I came downstairs you were dancing on the table in only your underwear an-"

"OH GOD!" He fell back on the bed shaking his head.

I giggled.

"Go on." He urged me reluctantly.

"Alright...then Emmett started up the music and Jasper asked me if I was single," Carlisle chuckled at that. "and he started flirting with me. Then I was dancing with Cooper and Jasper because they started talking about how good my blush looked and Jasper looked really hungry so I was trying to distract them. And I remember Cooper getting me a water and I knew it tasted funny and after I drank it I was dizzy and I knew he spiked it and then I don't remember anything after that." I concluded.

"What's that?" Carlisle asked.

I followed his gaze.

"Oh that's a video camera!" I smiled.

"Oh."

"OH MY GOD!" I jumped up and ran towards it to see if it was on.

It was.

"What?" Carlisle looked at me confused.

"It's on." I breathed.

In a flash he was by my side, checking to be sure I was right.

"Emmett." Carlisle frowned pacing the room.

"What are you talking about?"

What on Earth does Emmett have to do with any of this? Was he outside the door? I hit the door with my fist just to be sure he wasn't.

"He's not outside," Carlisle responded to my banging. "Emmett set up the video cameras. Every time they manage to get us all drunk Emmett goes around and sets up video cameras so he can catch everything embarrassing that we do."

My face instantly lost all of its color as I remembered my dilemma from last night. I needed to get in Jasper's room and fix that tape!

"What's wrong? Do you feel sick?" Carlisle quickly checked me over looking for any signs of sickness.

"No. The video cameras! They were on when I was changing into my clothes after my shower. If I don't fix the tape, then Emmett will see stuff he never thought he'd see." I groaned.

Carlisle ran a hand through his perfect blonde hair. I was jealous, my hair never looked that perfect when I just woke up.

He sighed. "If you can get the tape, could you delete that part without ruining any other parts? Because if you ruin all of it the boys will know something happened that they couldn't see."

"I think so. But I'll need my computer too." He nodded.

We quietly snuck down the steps to the second floor and slowly moved past Alice and Cooper's room. Or well, who's ever room it was for last night. I slowly turned the knob and pushed open the door, thankful, yet not surprised, when it didn't make a sound.

I looked at the bed and it's inhabitants were gone. Odd...

"Hey." Jasper smiled at me as he appeared out of thin air.

I ran up and gave him a hug.

"I'm sorry." He looked me in the eyes.

"Why?" I looked around to see what he had done.

"Because...I kinda slept with Rosalie last night." He shuddered.

"Well, we know who screamed!" I told a nervous Carlisle.

"So where'd you end up sleeping?" Jasper asked looking between Carlisle and I.

"Can you guess?" I played with my hair nervously.

God, what will he think when he finds out I slept with his dad. NASTY!

"I have an idea but I'm not likin' it."

"Your idea is probably right." I muttered.

Jasper's eyes got wide and he shuddered.

"Yeah we know." Carlisle shuddered too.

Jasper sighed, "Well than..."

I nodded and turned back to the video camera. I quickly shut it off and took out the SD card. Then I grabbed my laptop and edited the video so my embarrassment was gone! And all it took was 15 minutes!

During the next hour we heard screams and saw shudders. And once everyone was awake and downstairs a very pleased looking Emmett and Cooper came downstairs with one SD card.

"One SD card? All those cameras and you come down with one SD card?" I asked.

"We already mashed all the film together." Cooper grinned evilly as he walked towards the TV to play the video. I tripped him as he walked past.

Jasper and a few other people laughed as Cooper shot me a dirty look.

"Ya know I don't know why we're watching this. We weren't that drunk." Jasper frowned.

"Carlisle was dancing in his boxers on the table. That's not drunk?" Emmett laughed while Carlisle put his head in his hands.

"Well I wasn't that drunk!" Jasper defended himself.

"Dude, you danced on airport cafe tables and painted yourself, us, and Lexi blue!" Emmett raised his eyebrows.

"That and Jasper, you asked your girlfriend if she was single." Cooper laughed and almost everyone joined him.

Jasper looked at me in horror, "I did?"

I nodded and gave his hand a squeeze.

"Ready?" Emmett asked about to hit play.

"Oh god!" Carlisle shuddered.

"Go ahead Emmy." Rosalie frowned.

He hit play and we all watched what really happened last night.

(A/n: Words in Italics are the Cullen's talking as they watch the video. The story will be in the third person point of view! And the writing is just whats happening the video isn't talking just so you all know! Thankies!)

Third person Point of View

Lexi walked downstairs only to find the shock of her life. She tried not to watch as she saw her fatherly figure standing on the table, obviously drunk, dancing in his boxers while everyone else: Emmett, Cooper, Jasper, Esme, Alice, Edward, and Rosalie, cheered him on. She shuddered.

"HEY LEXI!" Emmett yelled to her when he saw her.

"Shut up! Are you trying to make the whole house deaf?" Rosalie yelled at him while hitting him repeatedly on the back of the head.

Everyone in the dining room stared at her. Carlisle smiled and waved. Lexi nodded but looked away trying not to look at him.

"Hey Lexi! Wanna drink?" Cooper asked.

"No thanks." Lexi shook her head.

He pouted, "Awwww. Why not?"

"Maybe later. I don't feel like having one." Lexi told them.

"Your loss!" Cooper sang while spinning around in circles and spilling his drink on a very delusional Alice.

"You split your drink on me!" Alice glared at Cooper.

"I was drunk!" Cooper poorly defended himself.

"MUSIC TIME!" Emmett screamed, running into the living room and turning up the music so loud that, if they had any, their neighbors would be complaining.

Everyone except Lexi proceeded into the living room to dance. Lexi grabbed a water from the kitchen and sat on the middle sofa and watched everyone have a good time.

Then Lexi noticed the video cameras. Panicking, she quickly ran to go see if there was one in every room.

Meanwhile, Cooper and Emmett thought this was a good time to plan.

"Emmett, she's gone!" Cooper grinned.

"Good! Okay so how are gunna get her to join the fun?" Emmett asked watching the stairs for Lexi's return.

"Easy, when she heads towards the kitchen I'll run ahead and grab her whatever she wants to drink and I can do it then."

"Perfect." Emmett laughed.

"You two planned on how to get me drunk?" Lexi glared at them.

"Well we couldn't do anything fun if you were always yellin' at us and making sure nothing happened!" Emmett once again defended himself and Cooper.

Lexi returned downstairs looking slightly worried. She quickly tried to mask it so no one would suspect anything and sat down on the couch.

Jasper, seeing this as his chance to talk to the beautiful girl, ran to sit by her and strike up a hot conversation.

"Hey there." Jasper said to Lexi attempting to sound smooth.

"Hi Jasper." Lexi grinned at the overly intoxicated man.

"So how are you liking the party?" Jasper asked trying to at least start a conversation.

"It's fun?" Lexi responded not sure how to answer.

"Great! You know this is my house?" Jasper put on his drunk charming face, which was WAY less attractive than his real charming face.

"Yeah, I know." Lexi nodded slowly as if she was talking to a four year old.

"So, are you single?" Jasper asked looking hopeful.

"SEE I TOLD YOU!" Emmett jumped up and pointed at him.

Jasper put his hands up and nodded, clearly embarrassed.

"Um, no." Lexi looked at him as if he was insane.

Jasper's face fell in sadness, "Oh, well that's one lucky guy."

"Thanks?" Lexi continued to look at him as if he was NuTz.

Jasper shrugged in defeat. Now he'd have to find a different girl.

"So are you single?" Lexi asked attractively batting her eyes a few times.

"Me? Oh yeah. For now anyway."

"Oh. That's good."

"Why is that good?" Jasper wondered very confused.

"Well, ya know. Just in case." Lexi grinned at him, causing him to grin back.

"In case?"

Poor little Lexi never got to answer. All because of some big muscular fool who's name was Emmett.

"Jazzman! Flirtin' with da girls!" He yelled.

Cooper walked over to them wolf whistling, which caused Lexi to blush.

"Mmmm. You have the prettiest blush." Jasper whispered in her ear, licking his lips.

"She is purdy isn't she Jasper?" Cooper grinned having the same hungry expression as Jasper.

"Hey! Let's go dance!" Lexi said trying to get their minds off of eating her.

Both boys instantly lost their previous thoughts, "OKAY!"

Alexis danced with the boys for a while but then feeling thirsty attempted to get a drink. But Cooper knew what he had to do, he ran out in front of her and said he'd grab it for her. But he certainly didn't tell her he dumped out the water and filled it with a clear strong alcohol that looked like water.

Cooper walked out of the kitchen and reopened it for her before handing it over.

Then both Emmett and Cooper watched gleefully as she finished it in ten minutes.

Lexi tripped on the edge of the couch and fell on the floor laughing uncontrollably.

And that's when the fun started.

Alice helped the newly drunk girl up and they both began to dance. As if on cue, everyone began to join them.

Jasper started to dance with Rosalie, his new interest because Alexis was taken by what Jasper thought to be another man.

But then suddenly Lexi turned off the music.

"Hey man turn in back on!" The normally calm and parent-like Edward yelled at her.

"No," She pointed at Edward. "I have a better idea!"

She skipped up to her room and came down with a bag.

The family looked at each other confused.

"What is that?" Rosalie asked.

"You'll see!" Lexi pulled out a dark blue bottle and a brown paper bag.

"What on Earth is that?" Cooper picked up the bottle and studied it.

"Come here." Lexi smiled leading them into the kitchen.

She grabbed two glasses and set them on the counter. Then she grabbed milk, eggs, and butter. Throwing those things in the two glasses and the stuff she had in the bottle and bag, she mixed it up with a spoon and gave a glass to Cooper and a glass to Emmett.

"What is it?" Cooper asked sniffing it.

"Energy drink. It's supposed to make you stronger." Alexis explained to the boys.

The two looked between each other then shrugged and gulped down the drink.

"I bet Emmett's stronger." Rosalie smiled.

"No he's not!" Cooper quickly supported himself.

"Yes I am!" Emmett yelled.

Cooper charged at Emmett head on and their fight began. Cooper ran Emmett into a wall. But Emmett promptly fought back by throwing Cooper onto the dining room table, causing the table to break in half. The two went back and forth throwing, kicking, and punching each other. By the time they were done two tables, five walls, and one couch had been smashed.

Emmett won.

"DANCE PARTY!" Jasper yelled turning on the music after Emmett's victory dance, which consisted of Emmett jumping up and down on the couch (see how it got broke?) and taking off his shirt and swinging it around over his head.

With his loss forgotten, Cooper ran to the kitchen to get more drinks. He quickly filled nine glasses with alcohol from the cabinet labeled 'strong' before passing them out to everyone.

"Hey! I have an idea!" Alice shouted.

"Yay Alice!" Carlisle cheered clearly happy that Alice could have a thought.

"Oh boy." Carlisle shook his head.

"We should paint the couch! Their so white and BORING!" She sang.

"OH! I have paint in the basement!" Esme ran downstairs.

"That explains the couch." Lexi nodded her head up and down.

When she returned she had three gallons of paint: one red, one blue, and one cream.

"SPLATTER PAINT!" Edward shouted.

Everyone in the house set down their glasses, scooped up paint and threw it at the couches. But like everything that happens in the Cullen home, it went terribly wrong. In fact, it was just another big war. Jasper grabbed the bucket of red paint and dumped it on Rosalie.

"Red like my heart!" He exclaimed.

"Red like love!" She nodded in approval.

"Red like my love for you!" He gave her a hug.

Lexi stared at Jasper.

"Babe, you know I only love you! I was drunk!" He gave her a hug.

"OH, so you just hug everyone you love now!" Lexi stood up and went to sit by Alice and Cooper.

Jasper pouted.

Rosalie gave Jasper a kiss.

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" Lexi stood up ready to kill Rosalie, but Cooper held her down. Lexi struggled to get free.

Rosalie and Jasper then proceeded to make out on the couch while everyone else splattered them with paint.

Then Cooper realized how he could be the winner. He took some blue paint and threw it at Emmett. The paint hit Emmett in the forehead.

"You're dead!" Emmett shouted.

He took what was left of the red paint and threw it at Cooper but Cooper ducked and it ended up hitting Alice in the face.

It all went down hill from there.

Alice threw paint at Emmett, Cooper accidentally hit Esme, Esme hit Edward, and so on. But once again like all things in the Cullen home they don't just happen in one room. No! That would be wayyy to easy and normal! So they took this outside.

Edward grabbed the can of cream paint and dumped over half of it down Lexi's shirt. And all of you can imagine how that went down, not the paint but the situation.

Alexis grabbed the hose and turned it on. Then she continued to spray everyone with it, even though her main target was Edward. It was clear that since she sprayed them, she was the families new target.

Now you may be asking 'then how exactly did they all end up in bed with someone other than their boyfriend/girlfriend? Well I'm sorry folks but you're just going to have to wait until the next chapter. :))

Hehe. I'm feeling evil I'm sorry. But I didn't want to keep you in suspense about who the mystery man was! So now I'll leave you wondering how they ended up together and who the rest of the family ended up with.

Also let me know: Chapter sneak peeks yes or no?

AND! Was the mystery man the last person you expected or no?

Thanks! :))