O is for Omnivore
'Did you know that pigs eat anything, Valencia?" The hero asked. Valencia shook her head.
"No, I didn't."
"Yeah, it is kind of weird. I mean, you'd think they'd be herbivores, but instead they're omnivores. I guess it just broadens the menu." The hero mused at this difficult subject. Valencia nodded. she had leadrned long ago not to question the hero while they weere in a mood like this. She found it best to just let the hero go on until they ran out of steam, and to give them as few prompts to continue as possible.
"You're right. and with the saying 'you are what you eat' I guess bacon is just about everything." Valencia agreed, then laughed. The hero joined in and they both laughed until their sides hurt.
"Wait, is bacon everything, or is everything bacon?" The hero proposed the greatest philosophical question ever to be uttered. This sent the two back into a fit of side-splitting giggles.
((A/N: OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-))