Diamond

Pokemon-

Monferno (Punchy)

Buneary (Hoppy)

Hippowdon (Sandy)

Murkrow (Poopy)

Diamond's bad at nicknames…

Pearl

Pokemon-

Prinplup (Humpy)

Ponyta (Brokeback)

Staravia (Orgy)

Dawn

Pokemon-

Turtwig

Shellos

Drifloon

Jack

Pokemon

Chatot (Jesus?)

Riley

Pokemon

Gallade

Rhyperior

Regigigas

Lucario

Marley

Pokemon

Crobat

Arcanine

"Damn it Pearl! Why don't you ever help me with Toto? Better yet, why am I the one taking care of your daughter?" Dawn complained. She and Pearl had gotten fed up waiting for me to come back so they left for Oreburgh City without me. According to Pearl 'That dumb shit will come back eventually. Hopefully he'll bring hookers… My dick feels lonely…' -.- Dickface… Ever since I left, Dawn has been single handedly taking care of Toto while Pearl kept being… well, Pearl… Currently they were going through Oreburgh Gate. Toto was sleeping while Dawn carried her on her back.

"Would you really entrust me with the care of another human being?" Pearl asked nonchalantly. Dawn was flabbergasted.

"If you don't think you can take care of her then why did you adopt her in the first place?"

"Beats me. It's a really good thing you're here then. Because, lets face it, if you left me and her alone we'd probably be working in an impoverished Lithuanian brothel by now."

"I thought we all agreed that you guys wouldn't treat me like your personal bitch anymore!"

"Yeah, I know. Right now you're doing me a favor."

"What? I never agreed to any favors!"

"Oh. Do you mind doing one for me now?"

"Uh… Sure. What is it?"

"Rear my child and shut the fuck up!" Dawn tried to punch Pearl but Toto weighed her down too much. He seemed to have gotten on Dawn's last nerve.

"That does it!" She shrieked. She stood fully upright which made Topaz slide off her back and onto the ground. The sudden collision caused Toto to wake up and start crying. "I'm so sick and tired of you treating me more like a horse than a friend!"

"That is so not true! … I'm hungry. You want some oats?" Pearl asked taking a bag of them from his back pocket. "They really aren't that bad." Dawn glowered at him. She took it as a horse joke rather than an offer...

"Fuck off Pearl!" She said knocking the bag out of his hands and out onto the floor.

"What the hell was that for? What did the oats ever do to you?! I just wanted to give you a tasty treat rich in nutrients and fiber that could possibly reduce the risk of heart disease!"

"Forget about the friggin' oats! I just can't stand the way you treat me anymore- You know what forget it! You'll never understand how I feel!" Pearl rolled his eyes at her. He pointed at his watch.

"Yeah… I stopped caring five minutes ago Sea Biscuit- I mean Dawn…" She turned around on the spot and started walking away. "Where are you going? Prof. Rowan said we need to stay together!"

"I don't care what Grandpa said because I, unlike you, can take care of myself!"

"I can totally take care of myself! I go to bathroom by myself!"

"Yeah but you need me to undo your fly for you-."

"Only because I'm afraid of getting my dick stuck in there!" Dawn shook her head.

"You're pathetic. I hate you Pearl McDoo-Doo-Butt St. Clair!" Dawn finally lost her patience with Pearl and ran off towards the exit. Topaz, who had been crying non-stop since she woke up, started laughing at Pearl's middle name.

"Hehehe! Your middle name's funny Daddy! McDoo-Doo-Butt!" Pearl cringed at the sound of it.

"Must learn to overcome that…" He told himself. "Go ahead Dawn! We don't need you! We don't need anybody! You're the one who needs me!" After Dawn had gone through the other side of the cave, music started to play out of nowhere.

I'm not coming back
I'm not gonna react
I'm not doing shit for you
I'm not sitting around-

"What the hell?" Pearl said. "Where the fuck is this music coming from?"

-While you're tearing it down around us
I'm not living a lie
While you swim in denial
'Cause you're already dead and gone
You'll leave me out on the curb
Just like everyone else before you-

"Daddy I'm scared!" Topaz shrieked.

"Me too… Let's get out of here!" Pearl loaded Topaz onto his back and began to sprint towards the exit.

Welcome to my world
Where everyone I ever need
Always ends up leaving me alone
Another lesson burned
And I'm drowning in the ashes
Kicking
Screaming
Welcome to my world-

"GAAAHHHH!" Pearl shrieked. The words eerily played over and over again as he ran. "Where everyone I ever need always ends up leaving me alone… Fucking weird…" Pearl repeated to himself. He and Topaz tore through the other side of the gate and into Oreburgh City. Pearl put Topaz down and looked around for Dawn.

"She couldn't have gone too far… Let's go to the pokemon center Toto-."

I don't care what you think
I'm not seeing a shrink
I'm not doing this again
I'm not another
Student or a mother-

"Damn it its back! Run for it!" They ran as fast as they could away from the noise. "There's the pokemon center! Get inside!" Pearl and Topaz dove inside the pokemon center and locked the door behind them. Everyone in the room stared at them as if they were out of their minds. "What the fuck are y'all looking at?! Mind your own damn business ya friggin nobodies!" Everyone turned back to what they were doing previously (albeit a little disgruntled now).

"Please refrain from cursing at the other trainers," The resident Nurse Joy scolded. Pearl picked Toto off the floor and put her on the front desk along with his pokeballs.

"My pokemon all need to be fed, all I have is oats. Dawn managed the food…" Pearl sighed. "Oh, could you feed Toto too?"

"Sir, this is a pokemon hospital, not a soup kitchen! The pokemon can stay but you're going to have to feed your daughter somewhere else!"

"But I don't have any money! Dawn managed that too… But I'm not dependent on her! I can do anything I set my mind to!"

"Whatever. Just take your ass somewhere else if you want to get fed!"

"Fine pussy hole! Come on Toto!" Pearl stormed out of there with Toto clinging to his hand. As soon as he opened the door the haunting stalker music came back.

-To take your shit out on
So let's see what you got
And let's see what you're not
And whatever else you pretend
You've defended my intentions
Long enough

Welcome to my world
Where everyone I ever need
Always ends up leaving me alone-

"Stop torturing me!" Pearl shrieked before charging back inside. "Great… Now I need to pee… Stay here Toto." Pearl made his way to the bathroom in the back. Unfortunately for him he got a certain organ stuck in his zipper…

"GAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" He cried out of pain. "I TOLD DAWN I'D GET IT STUCK IN THERE! I NEED HER BACK!"

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I'm pleased to announce that Diamond Fists has just reached 9500 hits! YAYNESS! Props to me for being the brilliant author that I am-

Pearl: Screw off RTJ! The only reason people read this story is because I'm a sexy beast!

Diamond: No way! People read this because they want to laugh and be entertained by the various situations we get into! … And because I'm the resident sexy beast around here!

Pearl: Liar! I'm the sexy beast!

Diamond: I'm the sexy beast!

Pearl: Are not!

Diamond: Are to!

Pearl: Are not!

Diamond: Are to!

Dawn: I'm pretty sexy… I've been told that I'm 'molestable' even.

Me: Molestable's my new favorite word thanks to Duel Soul's brother.

Riley: Hey what about the rest of us?

Cheryl: Yeah! Riley and I are the sexiest couple around!

Marley: … I don't really care…

Jack: You heathens! Holiness is the only beauty! Therefore, Jesus and I are the sexiest ones here!

Jesus: Damn straight.

Everyone else: NO FUCKING WAY!

What they're trying to say is that we here at Diamond Fists appreciate all of our viewers and reviewers very much. That's why we're giving each of you a cookie. We'll give you two cookies if you leave a review- Hey! (Punchy and Humpy seemed to have eaten all 9500 cookies) Bastards… Anyway, I love each and every one of you for making this story a success. My goal of getting 10000 hits for this story doesn't seem too far off… Oh and in case any of you were wondering, the name of the song haunting Pearl in this chapter is called My World by Sick Puppies. It will make much more sense in the next chapter...