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Day Three of Weirdmaggedon. Mabel's Prison Bubble. Jay's POV.
"You did what?" Dipper asked Mabel.
"Look," Mabel replied, "after you said you wouldn't come back home with me at the end of the summer for your 'apprenticeship,' I wanted to hide in my sweater forever. But then I woke up in a place that gives me exactly what I wanted: an endless summer where I never have to grow up! Here the sun shines all day, the party never ends, and now that you guys are here, it's finally perfect! Not to mention Lloyd."
I don't see why he's over reacting. After all, she's just doing the same thing to him that he was gonna do to her. Anyway...
"Where is Lloyd?" I asked.
"He'll be here in a minute," Mabel answered.
"Listen, Mabel, we're not here to party. All of this is crazy!" Dipper insisted.
"Ugghh. I figured you might say something like that, Dipper. That's why I prepared a backup Dipper with a more supportive attitude."
She pointed to the doors we came through. A cooler, 90's version of Dipper skated in on a skateboard, and Lloyd walked in behind him.
"Lloyd!" I said, running to hug him.
"Jay? What are you doing here?"
"Saving you from neon lights and bubble bears."
"Hey, it's not that bad once you get used to it."
"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, DIPPY FRESH!" Dipper yelled, bringing our attention back to the others.
"Dude, calm down; Dippy Fresh didn't do anything to you, dawg," Soos said to Dipper, who then growled at Dippy Fresh. He then skated away.
"I know it sounds too good to be true, but just give this place a chance!" Mabel said. "Mabeland knows just what you want and always provides!"
She claps again. Wendy and Soos' outfits return to normal, Dipper changes out of his gi, and my gi fixes. A flying hamburger goes up to Soos, and he bites it.
"Pudding center," he states in awe. "Nice!"
"Uh, actually, Mabel," Wendy said, "I'm with Dipper on this." I nodded in agreement. "Gravity Falls is in trouble and I really think-"
We will never know what she was thinking, for she suddenly backflipped into a dragon and burned the prison to the ground!
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Okay, so, that's not even close to what happened.
Some of her friends drove up in a monster truck and asked her if she wanted to glue a plunger to the principal's head.
"Yes. Yes I do," Wendy said in awe. She turned to us. "Sorry, guys, I've always wanted to do that. I'll be back in just a few minutes."
She gets in the monster truck and they drive off. Then the Ultra-Sonic Radar drives up to the window.
"Jay!" the rest of the team yells.
"Guys!" I turn to the twins and Soos. "Sorry, guys. I just really needed to see them."
I hop in.
"Coming, Lloyd?" Kia calls up.
He looks inside and back to us.
"Sorry. I have to stay with Mabel."
Cole shrugs. "If you say so." He closes the roof.
"So, what are we gonna do?" I ask excitedly.
"Beat some snake tail!" Kia states.
"WOHOOOOO!"
Fearamid. Ivy's POV.
"Alright, can anyone explain to me why, even with our newfound INFINITE POWER, none of us can escape the borders of this STUPID HICK TOWN?!" I demanded.
Bill was sitting on the throne of human agony. "There's some kind of force field keeping us in, but who would know how to fix it?" He looks at Sixer. "Hmm. Maybe someone needs to come out of retirement." He turns to me. "Told you we shouldn't kill him."
"Shut it, Bill."
Keyhole ran up to us, then completely ignored me.
"Bill! Uh, sorry, Boss, but Gideon let the Pines family escape! They're inside Mabel's bubble as we speak!"
Bill and I looked at each other and laughed.
"Buddy," Bill said while I continued chuckling, "Mabel's bubble is the most diabolical trap we've ever created. It would take a will of titanium not to give into its temptation. Fetch me Gideon and take the rest of the day off. Things just got a little more interesting."
Prison Bubble's Giggle Creek. Dipper's POV
This place is really getting on my nerves. For one, the music. Two, everything's so bright. Three, Dippy Fresh. Four, everything everyone does is suddenly perfect. To test the theory, I try to skip a stone. It goes off in the distance perfectly.
"Ugh, even my stone skips are perfect!" I sigh and sit on the grass. "Who am I kidding? Maybe Mabel's right. It's a horror show out there." I look at the river. "At least the air in here is breathable."
"Dude, you're talking to a river," Wendy says as her reflection appears in the water.
I look up. "Oh, hey, Wendy, what's up? I thought you were busy wrecking the school or whatever."
"Yeah, that got old quick. And this music is really starting to get on my nerves. I think that stuff you said about this place is right."
"Really?" She got tired of pranking the school? "Well, now we just need a plan."
"Don't worry, you always think of something."
She throws stone, and it skips perfectly. It explodes in the sky and a screen pops up that says '100 POINTS'. What is with this place?!
"You know," she continues, lying down, "you're so much smarter than like everyone else. Heh. It's kinda funny. If you were older you'd be like, my dream guy."
"Wait, do you really mean that?" I ask in disbelief, looking at her.
"Wait a minute. In this place you can be any age you want! If we were the same age maybe you and me could, I don't know, actually be together."
"Wait, really?!" There's no way this is really happening! It's a miracle!
"I bet, if we ask Mabel, she could do it right now! In this place it could finally be just you and me. Come on, man! Just take my hand." She holds out her hand and winks.
Wait, winks? That's what the Shapeshifter did. If she wanted to prove it was her, she'd zip her lips! Dang, I thought it was real!
"Wait, aaahhh this isn't real!"
Her hand turns into centipedes and falls off. Her face soon follows, and they disperse as the sky darkens. I scream and back up.
"You shouldn't have done that, Dippeerrrr!" the stuffed animal tree says, its eyes glowing yellow. Like Bill's. "We're watching you."
The stuffed animals also now have yellow eyes, one large one each with a narrow slit for a pupil. "THERE ARE EYES EVERYWHERE!" they chant.
Sev'ral Timez rides by on a five person bike, clearly not seeing the nightmare tree. The sky brightens as they do so, and after they all say 'Hey, Dipper', the tree returned back to normal. Did that really just happen?
"Oh my gosh," I gasp. "This is crazy. I'm- I'm losing my mind. We have to get out of here. We have to go back. To the real. WORLD!"
Everyone gasps and the Waffle Guards tackle me.
"Hey!" I yell.
"Under Article Smiley Face of Exhibit Squeaky Duck," I roll my eyes, "you are hereby accused of breaking our one rule: mentioning reality," a guard states. "Prepare to be banished from this land FOREVER."
A portal to the real world opens.
This is bad, really bad. "MABEL!" I yell to my twin. "You're smarter than this! Bill has you hypnotized or something! Are you really gonna let them banish me?!"
"No! Of course not; that's my brother, guys! There's gotta be another way."
"Very well," a guard says. "If Dipper wishes to stay, he must plead his case in the ultimate trial. Of fantasy vs. reality." He looks down to see a bite taken out of him. "Hey! Seriously?"
Soos, who was the obvious culprit, pointed to a stuffed rhino. "It was him."
"Tell that to the maple syrup on your face," Jay laughed.
In this part: "the party never ends" -Mabel.
In the next episode: "A party that never ends" -Bill.
Dipper and Mabel's Guide to Mystery and Non-Stop Fun!: "Mabel, on the other hand-her, I like." -Bill's page.
Has anyone else noticed this?