Episode 30: BAR FIGHT!

Dragoritus- WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE THE LAST EPISODE FOR THE SERIES?!

Deadpool- Yo readers! A season does not equal a series!

Dragoritus- anyway I've been focusing on jokes and stuff while keeping fights to a minimum but now we're gonna END THIS MOTHER FUCKING SEASON 1 WITH A EPIC BADASS BAR FIGHT OF HISTORY!

IN THE LEGENDARY BAR OF BADASSES!

Death was cleaning the bar counter when suddenly the wall exploded and the badass force of nature that killed Superman walked out and roared "I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!"

(Doomsday- the one motherfucker that can kill superman by beating him to death... what's more badass than kicking the man of steel's ass?)

Death then asked "ABSALOM! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I HAVE TO CLEAN THAT MESS!"

Then Absalom who would behind Doomsday the two had looked very much alike as Death said "Since when did you get a kid?"

Absalom and Doomsday roared and charged at Death who used his Reaper fists to grab the two and threw them back out the hole as Kratos walked out and saw his bar wall had been blow up and crashed his beer can in his hand and shouted "WHO DID THIS TO MY BAR?!"

Then Kratos saw Doomsday and Absalom facing Death and pulled out his blades of chaos and charge at Doomsday and Absalom while Asura walked in from the door and saw that right across from him was a giant hole in the wall and said "Well I could have just walked through that..."

Deadpool had appeared out of nowhere and cut Absalom's fingers off and shouted "NO TOUCHING!"

Death had glowed purple and exploded into a massive reaper storm catching both Absalom and Doomsday in it while Kratos had shouted "I AM THE GOD OF WAR!"

Then thunderbolts struck all around him while Deadpool was laid back while being in the reaper storm and asked "Loving the fight yet readers?"

Then Absalom threw his axe out while Mithra walked in and said "Father..."

Then the axe stuck near Mithra who shouted "EEEEP!"

Asura's eyes glowed whit and shouted "THAT'S MY DAUGHT YOU JUST ATTACKED!"

Asura then jumped into the storm and using his mantra of wrath, combined with Death's reaper storm and Kratos' thunderbolts Deadpool had sunglasses on and eating popcorn through his mask and said "The effects are amazing!"

Then Asura punched Doomsday into space and shouted "YOU STAY OUT OF THE BAR!"

Asura then ripped Absalom's left arm off and punched his head off and shouted "AND YOU JUST DIEEEEEEE!"

Then suddenly Goku arrived and asked "Hey guys need any help?"

Then another saiyan appeared but he was bigger, bulkier and taller than Goku as Death said "Broly."

(Broly- the one movie villain that had great potential but then after his first appearance they shat on him. Now he's a mindless beast that only wants to kill... especially Goku who he shouts "KAKAROT!")

Goku then squinted his eyes and said "Broly."

Then Broly had charged at the six as Deadpool stabbed Broly's back with both katanas who ignored the pain and kept charging with Deadpool hanging on for dear life and shouted "HOLY SHIT SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!"

Death then changed into his Reaper form, holding his scythe as Kratos pulled out the gauntlets took from Hercules and growled while Asura crossed his arms with a serious look while Goku shouted while cuffing his hands together "KAME... HAME... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Death then summoned the souls of the dead while Kratos slammed his gauntlets on the ground causing tremors while Asura used his fist to fire a wrath blast while Deadpool saw the incoming attacks and said "Oh shit..."

Deadpool then pulled out two hand guns and shoot Broly in the back of the head and jumped off and ran behind cover as Goku's kamemeha wave, Asura's wrath blast, Kratos' tremor slam and Death's souls all combined and hit Broly reducing him to dust. Then death changed back as Goku held his fists up while Asura smirked and bro fist with Goku's right fist, while Kratos pulled off his gauntlet and bro fist with Goku's right while keeping his left fist free and Death's reaper fist bro fist with Kratos.

Then suddenly a thunderbolt struck as Zeus, Chakravartin the creator form, Super Buu, Abaddon fallen angel form, Aesir god form, Mundus and Sauron towering dark knight form all appeared, then Bayonetta, Dante, Talion and War appeared with the Bar's allies as Deadpool who had rugged his back under his allies popped his head out the ground and looked up to see Bayonetta's ass right above him and gave a satisfied look and said while a pirate hat and beard appeared on him "I found the booty!"

Then Death stomped on Deadpool's head back underground and said "Don't even think about it!"

Then Asura leaped at Chakravartin, as Death, Dante took on Mundus, Bayonetta facing Aesir, Goku took on Super Buu, while War and Talion took on Abaddon and Sauron. Dante had cut off Mundus' wings while Death used his Harvester scythe and decapitated the demon king, while Asura and Chakravartin had repeatedly punched each other's knuckles until Deadpool shot Chakravartin in the forehead and gloated "I KILLED A GOD! I KILLED A GOD!"

Goku then used his spririt bomb on Super Buu destroying him completely as Talion defeated Sauron and sent him back to his dark tower, while War had tore the wings off of Abaddon and stabbed his chest. Kratos had just punched Zeus' face until there was nothing but the ground left.

Then everyone turned towards the bar as Kratos shouted "DEATH GET TO WORK AND CLEAN THIS MESS!"

Death then shouted "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

End of season 1

Deadpool- You guys and gals who though this was the last chapter for the series... shame on you! there's a big difference between a season and a series damnit!

Dragoritus- Yeah Have to end a season off need to focus on other stories but don't worries when I feel like it I'll be back for more... this is Dragoritus saying:

SEE YOU NEXT TIME AT THE BAR OF BADASSES SEASON 2 EPISODE 1!