Iggy: We're updating this again?
Me: Yup. I want to update stuff...but I can't update anything else 'cause it's all on la laptop...
Iggy: RDG is in your notebook.
Me: I'm still editting.
Iggy: You've editted it to death!
Me: So? Better safe than sorry.
Iggy: Alright, what're we going to talk about now?
Me: Hmm...I don't know. Any ideas?
Iggy: Actually yes. Skits here is a special breed of human...
Me: DON'T SPILL MY SECRET!
Iggy: ...I didn't mean that. I meant how you can watch any horror movie and be unphased, yet you jump when toast pops out of the toaster.
Me: IT'S SO UNEXPECTED!
Iggy: -laughs- And you're one of the most paranoid people ever.
Me: -looks around- What'd'ya mean?
Iggy: You're almost as paranoid as Max.
Me: Me? Paranoid? Pssh...-looks around again-
Iggy: -facepalm-
Anyway, so we've been given a challenge to find a movie that will seriously freak Skits out. Here are the results we've had before today:
-Friday the 13th: Laughed all the way through it.
-The Grudge: Made constant comments on how "unbelievebly stupid" it was. In other words, it had no effect.
-Rumpelstiltskin:Okay, I've never personally seen her reaction to it, but I've heard many stories from her parents. Apparently, she used to love this movie when she was a kid, and she laughed her head off everytime she watched it.
Me: Honestly, I didn't know it was a horror movie until just recently. I always thought it was a comedy.
Iggy: Your favourite part?
Me: -grins- It's, like, the only part of the movie I remember: When the guy's head falls off. That's the most I remember about that movie at all was that THAT was my favourite part.
Iggy: Can you tell she's a messed up child? Anyway, continuing.
-Haunting in Connecticuit: Initially creeped her out for a night. The second time had no effect.
Me: That's also the movie that almost made me go deaf.
Iggy: ...what?
Me: Joey screamed like a little girl right in my ear.
Iggy: Ah...
-Paranormal Activity: This one had the least effect.
Me: It was freaking awesome! Well, the ending.
Iggy: And that was supposed to be the scariest movie in history? Please, Jason sounded scarier than that.
Me: -nods- Jason WAS scarier than that. And Jason wasn't even scary...so that's sad.
Iggy: And going on...
-The Unborn: The first scary movie she has watched since she was...how old?
Me: ...7? Probably...
Iggy: Yeah. Thanks to Courtney, and what would you say about this one?
me: So freakin' stupid, but still pretty good. Not really scary, though I will admit I screamed at one point. I think during that...um...that thingy where they take a demon out of you...Exorcism! Yeah, during that. I screamed the first time I watched it. The second time...not so much. The second time I just started laughing.
Iggy: Figures. What scary movie do you NOT laugh at?
Me: -shrug-
Iggy: Moving on...
-The Uninvited: Th-
Me: That one just confused the helk outta me. But it was pretty dang good. Not so much scary, as...well, confusing.
Wait...am I thinking of the right movie?
Iggy: Where the sister's really dead. Yeah, you are.
Me: Right. Yeah, 'cause you don't figure out that Alex was actually dead until the end and then you're just like, "Ohhhhh...that makes total sense! Why didn't I see it?"
Iggy: Speaking of movies like that, that actually brings us to the next one.
-Sixth Sense: This one sh-
me: Ooh, can I tell this one?
Iggy: Go ahead.
Me: This one, I didn't watch all the way through, 'cause me and Christin only watched it as a challenge from my mom. (And to look for symbolism for my English class. I chose a different movie though.)
She said there was something about the movie that no one figures out until the end. She never did, my mamaw didn't, nobody that has seen it figured it out until the end.
We did.
She was shocked.
Here's what it was(IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT DON'T READ THIS! FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF!): You know that guy that dies in the very beginning of the movie? Well, the fact that he's dead is what they apparently never figured out. How do you not figure that out? It confuseded me...I was like, "Whoa! What? DUDE HE'S DEAD!" And my mom's reaction to us figuring this out: "WTF? How did you do that?"
:) Yup, we're good.
Iggy: But you don't know 3x0?
Me: 3! Wait...0! Darn, I did it again. Grr...
Iggy: -facepalm- And the latest one that we actually just watched not too long ago(like, maybe an hour):
-Nightmare on Elm Street The old version.
Me: -shudder- Okay, I will admit, that did freak me out...
Iggy: But knowing you...tomorrow it'll be no big deal.
Me: Probably. Oh, and you forgot to mention some: Dead Silence, Prom Night...Probably more, but I don't remember them. Oh, and most episodes of A Haunting. I AM INVINCIBLE!
-toast pops up-
Me: -jumps into Iggy's arms screaming-
Iggy: -drops Skits- -facepalms-
-Freddy Kreuger appears in a puff of smoke-
Me: -screams- -hides behind Iggy-
Iggy: Whoa, what? What's going on?
Me: FREDDY'S COMING FOR YOU! ...-starts singing- 3, 4 better lock the door...
Freddy: -looks around confused- Wait, what? Where am I?
Me: -throws water on Freddy-
Freddy: -blinks-
Me: Oh, wait, wrong villian. -throws gasoline and a match on Freddy-
Freddy: ...dammit, not again.
Me: -makes Freddy disappear-
Alright, next subject.
Iggy: Kaykay1307 just said she was going to kidnap me.
Me: Oh? Really? -writes out reply-
Alright...so, next subject...um...
Dylan: Hey, Skits, do we have an-
Me: DYLAN! -pulls into chapter- So, how are you? How are you dealin' with those Justin Bieber fangirls? I swear, they really shouldn't get you two confused...
Dylan: And why's that?
Me: You've hit puberty. He hasn't. He needs to.
Or admit that he's gay.
Oh, I can see the headlines...
NATIONAL CRISIS! NATIONAL CRISIS! JUSTIN BIEBER IS GAY!
JB Hooking Up With The JoBros?
Caitlin Beadles Really Kyle Beadles?
Jusher: Secret Romance?
Yes, I did go that far.
Iggy: You're so getting flamed. That last one isn't even right...
Me: Justin Bieber's gay and Usher's a gay pedo. (Jokes people. Jokes. I actually like Usher. Justin Bieber...not so much. I still believe he's gay.)
Oh, I'm SO getting flamed now...
Iggy: How old is Justin Bieber anyway?
Me: 10? -shrug- I don't know...TO WIKIPEDIA AWWAAAAY!
...he's SIXTEEN? WTF? NO WAY! He sounds like a freaking 11 year old!
PUBERTY, JUSTIN! HIT IT!
Iggy: ...did you really just scream that?
Me: ...yup.
Justin(Ride): What's puberty?
Me: Not YOU Justin, Justin Bieber. You don't need to know about it...I'll send you to Auntie Saint's and you can talk to your daddy about it.
So, I've learned...3 mind-blowing things in just two days.
Iggy: 3?
Me: -nods- 1, Justin Bieber is 16. 2, Rumpelstiltskin was a horror movie. 3, Smoke on the Water actaully has words to it.
Iggy: -facepalm-
Me: What? I'm in band! I thought all it said was "Smooooke on the water. And fire in the sky." And other than that it was all music.
Iggy: Fail.
Felicia: -appears- Fragment, consider revising. IGGLES! -glomps- -kisses- -vanishes-
Iggy: ...well...
Me: Bye.
Iggy: What?
Me: GAH! I'm turning into my mom...
Iggy: ...-is confused-
Me: Quoting...that one movie...Tombstone, I think...
Iggy: Oh, the "well...bye" thing?
Me: -nods- And we like the same music! Last night we had a fight over a Kid Rock CD.
Iggy: Interesting fact about ZZ Top: The only guy in the band that doesn't have a beard, his last name is Beard.
Me: -snickers- Dude, the irony in the air is thick enough already.
Iggy: There's iron in the air?
Me: -facepalm-
Oh, and also an interesting fact I figured out the other night...
I was going through one of my student handbook thingies that are supposed to help me in school but really they've been no help at all...and I looked at the Literature part and there was a type of literature that I had never heard of called "Gothic".
Any of you heard of it?
That's what Twilight is.
According to the handbook, Gothic lit. is usually a romance involving mythical creatures(such as vampires). So, let's break down Twilight, shall we?
Bella Swan: regular girl in love with a vampire.
Edward Cullen: Vampire in love with a regular girl.
Basic plot: Love story between mythical creature and human.
Some of you might have already known about that, but I just figured it out, and felt like sharing...
Iggy: Okay...what now?
Me: Yo momma's llama...
Iggy: ...you're a freak.
Me: Let's go get some food.
Iggy: I'm up for that.
Me: Tata! -walks off with Iggy-
Dylan: -looks around- -is alone- -follows Skits and Iggy-
Vera Amber: -appears with Kaykay1307- Okay, I helped you get here. Now where's my pay?
Kaykay1307: -gives Vera cheese puffs-
Vera: -maniacal laughter- -disappears in a puff of BLUE smoke-
Kaykay1307: Now to get Iggy...-lurks through the house-
Iggy: -is sitting at the kitchen table with Skits and Dylan-
Me: -munches sandwich talking to Dylan- So, what do you like to sing? Baby? One Time?
Dylan: -beats head against table-
Iggy: -laughs and eats sandwich-
Kaykay1307: -throws lasso around Iggy-
Iggy: AHH!
Me: -turns- -sees Kaykay1307- Hey! Didn't I tell you not to take my birdboy?
Kaykay1307: Um...
Me: -narrows eyes- -takes lasso off of Iggy- -puts it on Dylan- You can have him. But I better get him back.
Dylan: What? No! No more creepy fangirls! NOOO!
Me: -pushes Dylan and Kaykay1307 through Portal of Doom-
What's with people and wanting to kidnap other people's captives? Don't they know without you I wouldn't be able to write...which means no updates...which means don't kidnap my Iggles.
Iggy: Now they do.
Me: -goes back to eating sandwich-
Iggy: -same-