Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon or anything that goes with it. I do own a tukedo kamen doll, a sailor moon poster, and plenty of dvd's.

Authors Note: I hope everyone enjoys this chapter! I thought it was funny.

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"I can't believe you convinced me to do this!"

"Well, you agreed so be quiet before you get us caught Rei!"

"We could go to jail for this odangos for brains!" hissed Rei.

"Not if we don't get caught! So shut up before someone hears you!"

"Why did you ask me to do this and not Mina? This seems like something she would have thought up." Whispered Rei.

Usagi coughed lightly before answering. "Actually it was her idea. She was going to come with me, but her dad decided she was grounded because he caught her sneaking in through the window last night after the youma attack."

"Oh." They sat in silence for a few moments before Usagi asked "So do you think he's gone yet?"

Rei listened closely at the door of the closet they were currently hiding in to avoid being seen. "I don't hear him moving around anymore so I think he left"

"Good let's go do what we came to do."

Rei rolled her eyes. She couldn't believe she had let Usagi convince her to sneak into Mamoru's apartment to find something to black mail him with. They had used their Sailor Scout abilities to jump up onto his balcony so that they could break in.

Unfortunately, Mamoru had come back to his apartment muttering about having forgotten something, so they had made a mad dash to the first available hiding spot: his hallway closet.

After about thirty minutes of searching, Rei heard Usagi give a triumphant shout. "Rei come look at this! This is perfect!" Usagi crowed.

Rei came running into the kitchen. "What is it usagi?"

Usagi smiled evilly and Rei felt a moment of sympathy for Mamoru. "Mamoru has an apron."

"So?" asked Rei. "Lots of men wear aprons to cook."

Usagi's smile widened and she held up the apron for Rei to see. "But most men who live by themselves don't have a frilly pink one!"