"What should we do now?" Kisame asked from the other table. Kiba looked at her and smiled big
"You guys got a gym?" Kiba asked, everyone just nodded and stared at him with a confused look
"Seriously? What are we doing back at Keida's place!" Kiba whined, "I wanted to go to the gym." Kiba cried
"Shut up we are." Keida said coming out of her room with short white spandex shorts (mid-thigh) with a bright blue t-shirt with matching sneakers as well as her hair up and black finger-less gloves.
"So you got what I meant!" Kiba said excited
"Duh." Keida said
"What's happening?" Hidan asked staring at Keida's ass
"First off. Eyes up here! Second. We'll show you at the gym." Keida said walking towards the door
"And three?" Kisame asked
"Three? STOP STARING AT MY ASS! I can practically feel your eyes on it! You know who you are!" Keida said walking out the door
"Who was staring?" Kisame asked, no one answered.
"Liars." Naruto mumbled
"Who was really staring!" Keida yelled from down the hall, everyone stayed quiet and then everyone slowly lifted their hand up. Kisame sighed and said
"Wow.. I honestly think I'm the only person beside-Shino!-are you raising your hand too?"
"Holy shit." Kiba and Naruto said as the lights of the Gym turned on
"Yeah. I know." Keida said
"Maybe you made the right choice." Shino said
"For my mom." Keida said walking towards the corner where there was a stereo, she grabbed it and gave it to Shino, Kiba tossed her his ipod and grinned. He took off his shirt to reveal a wife beater tank and he grabbed some gloves from his pockets as well.
"Are you too gonna fight?" Sasori asked noticing them both stretching
"And gonna sing." Naruto said
"What?" Itachi asked
"It's something Keida and Kiba made up when they need to do something at the same time."
"They call it Karaoate. Like Karaoke and Karate." Shino explained
"It's really cool." Naruto said, "They made it, it's their style as well as their workout." Naruto added
"But I think Keida may be weaker." Kiba said, Shino and Naruto went 'Oooooooooo'
"Listen Mutt. I'm stronger than you and your can talk shit all you want but put your money where your mouth is. Oh right, it's still in the hospital when I broke it." Keida said innocently
"Oh damn! She got you!" Naruto laughed
"What?" Zetsu asked
"She broke his jaw once." Shino said, everyone stared at Keida. She had a look in her eye. Hunger. And not for food. For a damn good fight.
"What song do you want?" Naruto asked setting the stereo up and scrolling through Kiba's song.
"Uhhhh Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne - Knock Out!" Kiba yelled out, Keida smiled. Naruto picked the song and grinned her gave them a thumbs up.
"Ready?" Keida said with a smirk
"To win." Kiba said
"In. Your. Dreams." Keida said
"And in reality." Kiba said. Naruto clicked play and it began.
"Holy shit!" Hidan said, they charged at each other so fast, Keida jumped over him and flipped Kiba by using his shirt, Kiba flew but caught himself in time to dodge her kick. Everyone noticed Kiba singing and Keida smiling.
Uhh Yeahh Uh Ohh Yeahh
Hey Barbie, ah, ah, ah, are you into black men? Keida blew a kiss and Kiba ran at her and punched but she dodge
He-hey hey Barbie! I can be your black Ken Keida jabbed his shoulder
Wow! Cause' once you go black, you never go back
She wore my hair black, with curls in the back
Then she threw that ass back, back, back Keida threw punches while Kiba dodged, Keida tackled him
Then I fell to the mat and after that Keida threw him on the mat and rolled away
Everything went black!
[Chorus:]
Baby 1, 2, 3 Keida sang, Hidan stared at the way she moved her hips to her part and he also saw Kiba had an opening
Tell'em get the referee
Cause he can Kiba ran at her, she did a back hand spring and got out of the way
Get the knockout
If the telephone rings Kiba kicked at her arms and pinned her down, Keida continued to sing but smirked at she head butted his nose, she got away and he held his nose
It's an emergency
Cause he can
Get the knockout
Get the knockout Keida hit his rib and moved away
[Lil Wayne]
Hey Barbie, can I call you Barbara? Haha Kiba took a deep breath after his hit to the ribs but sang nonetheless
Hey Barbie, can I call you tomorrow and today?
Cause' once you go black, you never go back
And once you go Wayne, everybody else is whack
She threw that ass back, back, back Keida ran at him and he got hit in the arm but dodged the rest of the hits
Then I fell to the mat and after that
Everything went black!
[Chorus] Keida and Kiba kept punching and dodging but they each got a hit on each other
[Nicki Minaj]
Awe fuck it Keida rapped, Kiba ran at her and she smirked
Give me that damn bucket
Wh-when I throw this pussy
You better not start duckin "This is Keida's favorite part." Shino said
Oh yo
Hit him with the blow
Lo-look out in the crowd Keida blew Hidan a kiss
And everybody's yellin' "No!" Keida jumped onto Kiba and threw him over her shoulders and onto the mat
Grab him by his locks She grabbed his hair and pulled in a teasing way and went in to kick him
And give him some good box
Then hit him below the belt
I wanna give him good top Kiba moved away quickly but he had to dodge most of her hits
Top, top
Give him good top
hit him below the belt Kiba felt her fist nearly hit his crotch and he covered his stuff protectively
I wanna give him good top
1, 2, 3
They yellin 1, 2, 3 Keida hit his back and kicked his legs under him
I done hit him with that motherfuckin court two piece
Tell'em, tell'em the mouth out
To late to cop out Keida hit his stomach and he jumped away holding his stomach
Give him more head than toothpaste like I locked out
[Chorus] Keida does some boxing motion like Nicki Minaj in the music video
[Lil Wayne]
So just knock me out
So just knock me out
Yea Kiba is running away from Keida while she keeps throwing hits
Just knock me out
So just knock me out
Just knock me out Kiba trips which makes everyone chuckle
Just knock me out
Just knock me out
Just knock me out Keida drop kicks Kiba to the ground and Naruto bust out laughing
"Holy shit that was tiring!" Keida laughed out
"Oh please what bull! You knew you weren't out of shape!" Kiba whined
"You totally used me~" Kiba fake cried Y~Y
"Dumbass." Everyone said
"That was pretty amazing, un." Deidara said putting his arm around Keida's shoulder, she laughs
"I guess. It's really hard to do it right. It took months for me and Kiba to perfect it, but its so worth it. It helps you be a better singer and fighter!" Keida said smiling, she took off her right hand glove and then she started laughing and then she coughed a little and then more and Shino ran to her
"I think you've done enough today. Let's go get you something quick to eat and go to bed." Shino said, he saw Keida covering her mouth, he saw the blood stain on her hand, she nodded and everyone started to head back to her room.
"Nice work Sex Ed. You did a number on me." Kiba said icing his nose, Keida threw her shoe at him and he fell straight down
"Sex Ed?" Kisame asked smirking
"He is so fixated on the fact that I might end up becoming a playboy or a model or something." Keida explained as she stretched
"Probably because of that photo shoot you did last year." Shino muttered
"Photo shoot?" Everyone asked
"Just a quick modeling job I had to earn some money, no big." Keida explained
"Bathing suits and cute clothes." Naruto muttered, he walked into his room and grabbed his orange and blue bag and opened it-
HELLO READERS! AKATSUKICRUSH HERE! I WANTED TO SAY SORRY ABOUT THE VERY LATE UPDATE! I AM CURRENTLY ENROLLED IN COLLEGE~ (WHOO! LOL) AND TRYING TO LOOK FOR ANOTHER JOB! I GOT FIRED FROM MY LAST ONE Y~Y SAD FACE~ BUT YEAH! I ALSO BOUGHT A LAPTOP WITH THE MONEY I SAVED FROM MY LAST JOB SO HOPEFULLY NOW I WILL UPDATE MORE! HOPE YOU LOVE THIS CHAPTER AND THERE WILL BE MORE! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! 3~
