Homicidal

by ThreeHotPotatoes

Tired of fielding calls about make believe vampires and garbage men who come too early, CPD Detective, Edward Cullen, can't believe his luck when he lands a life-changing case. The only problem ... He can't stand his partner. Some lines should never be crossed.

38. Chapter 38

Homicidal

Chapter 38

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"So aside from the fact that apparently our killer swings both ways and our victims are both slutbags who like to stick fake wangs up their vertical smiles, what the fuck did we just learn?" I sigh.

I know I shouldn't be taking my frustration out on Bella, but between the fucking sexual tension and constant memories of happier times in my life, I'm one giant bundle of pissed off.

"We learned," she drawls, leaving the 'asshole' out, "that our killer is probably the man who tied this very sexy and well hung boy up."

Oh. Well, that makes sense.

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A/N: I wish I was in a bacon coma like Tot is. If you missed her crazy chapter before this one...go back and read it. The hickory smoke went to her browser and it timed out on her.

Vertical smile...google is a WEALTH of information!

Makes sense, does it?

Go for it, da Ho!