It is now time for the High School students to go back to school. Enjoy!

Well, summer break was over, which meant that all the students at Gintama High School would have to go back to school, and work, plus study for exams.

It was still warm out, so I got dressed in my summer uniform. I adjusted my skirt, and when it was on me completely, I gave myself a brief nod before walking out of my room.

I headed for the bathroom, and when I was in front of the mirror, I took out a hair-tie, and pulled my black hair back, putting my ponytail up. The sideburns, of course, fell down beside my cheeks.

I nodded briefly once again, and headed downstairs. The straps to my bag were already on my shoulder.

In a matter of seconds, I was in the dining room, sitting in one of the chairs. Mom and dad said, "Good-morning, Kita."

I replied, quieter than them, "Morning."

Dad raised a brow at me, and asked, "Are you alright, Kita? You sound dull this morning."

"Eh?" I questioned, feeling slightly confused.

"Your voice doesn't sound right."

"Perhaps it's because I just got up."

"Kita, your voice never sounds croaky."

I snapped my emerald eyes opened, glaring at my father. I exclaimed as I slightly slammed my hands on the table, "My voice is not croaky! Don't insult me!"

"I wouldn't call it insulting," Mom said.

I rolled my eyes, and ate my breakfast. I thought, I can't believe summer break is over. Well, some things don't last forever, as I've always been told.

Moments later, I was done eating, and I brushed my teeth, and headed for the front door. I slid my feet into my outdoor shoes, and exclaimed, "I'm heading out!"

Mom suddenly said, "Oh, Kita! Kenichi and I are going to stay at a friends' place for the rest of the week! Well, until Friday, that is."

I raised a black brow at my mother, and asked, "Why?"

"Because we're going to help her and her husband move stuff since she's going to move to somewhere in Hokkaido."

I blankly stared at my parents, but shrugged it off, and went out the door. As soon as the door closed behind me, I took a deep breath, and began to walk to school.

I wonder if we'll go back to the same chaos as we did before the break.

A sigh escaped my lips. I knew there would be more chaos in my classes, so what in the hell was I even thinking?

As I walked through the streets, I heard Kyra's voice calling me from far away.

"KITA!"

My eyes blinked as my head turned, seeing the girl with short, purple-hair.

Kyra waved her arm at me as she dashed, but I looked down, seeing a puddle of water that was a few feet in front of me.

I was going to tell her to watch out for the puddle, but it was too late. She stepped on the puddle of water, and slid back, widening her dark-green eyes.

"WHOA!" She shouted just before landing on the ground roughly by her butt. Kyra shut her eyes tightly, rubbing her bottom with her hand. She then looked up to me, and smiled as if it didn't happen, "Good-morning, Kita!"

Kyra was also still wearing the summer uniform. I forced a smile on my face, and replied, "Morning, Kyra."

"Guess what I did this morning!"

"What?" I raised a brow.

She smirked, and then answered, "I made myself a lunch, with sashimi sushi, and cooked pork!"

"Sashimi sushi? That doesn't sound right," I smirked back, giving out a soft chuckle.

Kyra shrugged while replying, "I wanted to try something new. Anyway, let's head to school, so that I can try to get Toshiro-grouch! Hehehehe."

I rolled my eyes, but walked to school with Kyra. During our walk, she rambled about her trying to kiss Toshiro, but I barely paid any attention to her. The only part I did pay attention to was her asking me questions.

She asked me, "What else did you do during summer break, Kita?"

My shoulders shrugged a bit as I responded, "Went to the movies to see 'Merima'."

I still find it funny how Rina wanted me to "spy" on her date with Sakamoto-Sensei.

I decided to not tell Kyra not. She blinked, and said, "'Merima'? Hm, that sounds like a name for a mermaid."

"Funny enough, it was."

"Really?" She nearly exclaimed with a surprising tone.

I chuckled, "Yes, it was. But the movie was a bit rushed."

"Is it one of those movies where a human man meets a mermaid?"

"Yep."

"Is it a romantic movie?"

"Yep."

"Was there a twist in it?"

"What kind of twist are you talking about?" I questioned.

Kyra scratched the top of her head as she responded, "I mean the kind of twist where the mermaid isn't any kind of mermaid."

"No, it was only a mermaid, not some sort of god."

"Oh, I see. Alright then, I'm not watching it. I don't like mermaid movies if there's no twist."

"I don't blame you, Kyra."

We continued to talk randomly, and soon enough, we arrived at Gintama High School. I saw nearly all the students walking into the school building.

I thought while giving out a sigh, Here we are, back in Gintama High.

It wasn't that I didn't want to go back to school. It's just I didn't do that much, but at least I got to sleep in plenty of times.

Kyra snapped her eyes wide open, and exclaimed with a big smile, "There's Toshi-grouch! I'm gonna try to kiss him today! Nothing can stop me now! MUAHAHAHA!"

With that being said, she charged towards Toshiro Hijikata. My eyes rolled once again as I mumbled to no one in particular, "He'll dodge her, I just know it."

I looked at her, and saw that she was jumping towards the one she loves. But Toshiro quickly took off his backpack, and placed it right in front of her face, where she smashed her face in it.

She didn't make any noises, but it was obvious that it hurt her face. She fell to the ground, lying there as if she was dead.

Toshiro told her, "That's the 153rd time you tried to kiss me. Stop, you're only getting yourself hurt."

Kyra lifted her head up as she pushed herself off the ground. She replied, "Oho! You keep track at how many times I try to kiss you? That's amazing! Maybe for the 154th time, I'll be able to kiss you!"

She turned around, rubbing her chin with her right hand. Toshiro rolled his blue eyes as he said, "No matter how hard you try, you won't be able to kiss me on the lips."

Kyra pouted, and walked away from him. She entered the school, and I gave out a sigh, ruffling my ponytail.

I didn't know she tried to kiss him that many times.

I've seen Kyra try to kiss him plenty of times, but over a hundred times? Well, maybe I didn't know that because she's been harassing him since middle school, and I didn't know Kyra or Toshiro back in middle school.

Anyway, I came into the school as well, and headed for my Math class. Even after eight weeks of summer break, I still remembered which classes to go to in order. I wasn't surprised at that, because I believe the teachers want you to remember.

As soon as I entered Sakata-Sensei's classroom, Kyra suddenly dashed towards me, and exclaimed, "Kita!"

I yelped, but asked as I turned my head to look at her, "What?"

"Toshi-grouch is eating a bottle of mayonnaise! And it's gross, yuck!" She made a disgusted face.

I blinked, and questioned, "And you're telling me this because…?"

"I want to complain to someone!"

My eyes rolled. "And I don't care. Kyra, class is going to start soon, so I don't think you should complain about Hijikata eating mayonnaise, though it does sound gross."

"See?! That's why I complained it towards you!"

"You should sit down, the bell's gonna ring any minute."

She puffed her cheeks, but walked over to her seat, sitting down.

The bell rang a few moments later. I saw more and more students coming into the room, charging towards their seats.

Kagura kicked Shinpachi on the back, which made him fall over. She shouted, "MOVE IT, NERD-SAN!"

Shinpachi shouted back as his glasses somehow fell off of him, "MY NAME IS NOT NERD-SAN!"

"YOU WEAR GLASSES, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE A NERD, UH-HUH!"

Before Shinpachi was going to shout at the red-haired girl again, Sakata-Sensei came into the classroom, holding a Math textbook and a clipboard. As usual, he was smoking, though I have a feeling that it's another lollipop.

Sakata-Sensei pushed up his glasses as he ordered the two loudmouths, "Oi, go to your seats before I mark you absent."

Kagura yelled, "THE BELL HASN'T EVEN RUNG YET, UH-HUH!"

"I don't care. Sit down, you brat."

"HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CALLING YOUR STUDENTS BRATS!"

"I can call you whatever I want, now sit your ass down before I mark you absent."

Kagura pouted, but didn't say anything else, and walked to her seat.

As soon as everybody else was in their seats, the late bell rang, and I pulled out my Math textbook. Sakata-Sensei said dully, "Morning, class. So, you had about eight weeks of summer break, but now that it's over, you'll have to suffer through the school work again."

I thought sarcastically, Gee, what a great way to start a school day.

Kyra raised her hand high, and when Sakata-Sensei noticed, he blinked his red dead-fished eyes, and asked, "Yes, Kyra-San?"

She lowered her arm down, and asked so suddenly, "Sakata-Sensei, did you get laid over the break?"

Everyone in the classroom turned around, staring at her with wide eyes. I rolled my eyes, thinking, I kind of knew she was going to ask an idiotic question like that.

Despite all the stares Kyra was receiving, she didn't mind it. No, she didn't look embarrassed at all. That made me wonder something. Isn't there anything that would make her at least a bit embarrassed?

Sakata-Sensei had an anger mark on his cheek, and growled, "Don't ask me that question ever again."

Kyra rolled her eyes also, and muttered under her breath, "Whatever."

Sakata-Sensei sighed irritably, and changed the subject completely by saying, "Anyway, we're going to start on chapter seven, so open up your textbooks to page 180."

Everyone, including me, opened up their Math textbooks, and turned to page 180, where chapter seven was.

I wonder what kind of equations we'll do this time.

Sakata-Sensei told us to do notes, as usual, so we did. I took out my mechanical pencil from my bag, and began to write down notes, but all of a sudden, the classroom door opened very fast, and the person I saw in the doorway was Ayame Sarutobi.

The silver-haired teacher set his chalk down as he looked at Ayame. He asked while knitting his brows, "Oi, why're you late?"

Ayame was covered in mud. She replied to him, "I lost my glasses, and fell in the mud puddles."

What mud puddles?! I never saw any while I was walking to school!

Feeling utterly confused, Sakata-Sensei told her, "Go stand in the hall for being late."

Ayame smirked, "Not before I kiss you!" She jumped up, puckering her lips.

When she was really close to the male teacher, he clenched his teeth, and somehow gripped the back of her uniform shirt. He then tossed her out of the window. My jaw dropped from shock as I felt completely speechless at what Sakata-Sensei just did.

My brow twitched as I thought angrily, D-Did he just throw her out the window?! I mean, yes, I hate her, but that's too much! Now she's gonna die!

But seconds later, I found out I was wrong. I heard splashing, and I'm going to guess that Ayame fell into the pool. Well, at least she won't be all muddy when she enters the classroom again!

I looked around the room, and realized that nobody had shocked expressions, especially Kyra, Michiru, Mika, and Suri.

My emerald eyes blinked as I thought, I'm the only one who's shocked. Wow, that's kind of sad.

Although I hate Ayame for being a masochist, and for loving a teacher (When she's currently a student), I wouldn't want her to die before she graduates. That's just cruel, if you ask me.

She managed to come back into the classroom in a matter of seconds. Wait, seconds? I looked at the clock, and found out she really did come here seconds after she landed in the pool. That was surprising, but perhaps she's fast at running.

Ayame smirked yet again, "I'll try again tomorrow!"

Sakata-Sensei's vein throbbed in his neck as he shouted, "HOW ABOUT NEVER?!"

"Tomorrow it is!" She exclaimed, ignoring him.

The teacher grumbled inaudible words as Ayame sat down in her seat. She then put her bag on top of her desk, and when she opened it, she pulled out a whip, furry handcuffs, and a few condoms.

My eyes widened in major shock as I yelled in my head, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BRING THAT SHIT HERE!

I would've said it out loud, but I was too shocked for words.

Ayame said to herself in a mutter, "I'll make sure I go to Sakata-Sensei's house after school, so that he can punish me!"

An evil chuckle escaped her lips, but I thought angrily, HAVEN'T YOU REALIZED THAT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS?!

"He should also realize that I'm sexier than any other girl in this school! Muahahaha…"

You know what?! I don't give a rat's ass anymore! I want Sakata-Sensei to toss her out the window again! Then I'll pretend she doesn't exist in this world! Yeah…if I pretend, then I'll feel happy!

Kagura suddenly got up from her seat, and took the furry handcuffs from Ayame's desk. Ayame widened her eyes as Kagura exclaimed to the teacher, "Perm-haired-Sensei! Perm-haired-Sensei! Masochist-Chan has some sexual stuff, uh-huh!" Kagura waved the handcuffs in the air.

Sakata-Sensei slammed his book down, and began to charge towards the long, violet-haired girl. The slam on his desk was a bit loud, which made me jump a little.

My eyes widened as he quickly walked in front of Ayame. If he was charging towards me, I would've felt a bit scared, because of the terrifying expression he had on his face (Come on, I may be a troublemaker, but I hate it when teachers get this pissed!). But thankfully, it was only to Ayame.

Despite the harsh glare Sakata-Sensei was giving her, Ayame just stared back at him, with a smile on her face.

Her cheeks flushed slightly as she cheered, "Hello, dear~! Do you want a condom~?"

The silver-haired teacher pushed the sexual items off her desk, and yelled in fury, "SARUTOBI-SAN! YOU ARE HEREBY SUSPENDED FROM THIS SCHOOL!"

Ayame gave out a pout, "Aw! That means I won't get to see you every day! Can you at least take a condom?!"

His cheeks flushed, staring at the condoms. He yelled once more, "NO! I'M LETTING OTOSE-HAG KNOW ABOUT THIS!"

With that, he took out his cell phone, and dialed the number to Otose-Sensei's office. Hold on, why would he use his cell phone? Couldn't he at least use the school phone in here? Bah, never mind. I don't even think it's important anymore.

Sakata-Sensei closed his cell phone as soon as he was done talking to Otose-Sensei. He ordered Ayame as he pointed at the sliding door, "Go to the office…NOW!"

Ayame, still smiling, got up, and grabbed her back, dashing out the classroom. She exclaimed, "You'll regret it, Sakata-Sexy-sei!"

"I WILL NOT!"

When she was out, Sakata-Sensei gave out a sigh of relief.

Yep, I knew school, from summer break, would start off something like this.

Let's just hope there won't be so much chaos, that the school building will collapse.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

I have not updated this in over a fucking month. A MONTH! You have no idea how mad I am at myself for losing so much inspiration for this story! But as I've said a few chapters ago, I will NOT cancel this, nor my other stories that're in progress! And I know this chapter is so freaking short, but I didn't feel like writing anymore of this chapter, plus I wanted to update this as soon as possible. Oh, and I'll do a major time skip in the next chapter, because I'm just about out of ideas. XP

Hopefully, I won't lose so much inspiration, that I'll have to put this on hiatus.

Hope you enjoyed chapter 36! :)