Percy and the gang were going to the United Kingdom for some rest and relaxation. But, little did he know that some one was waiting for a rematch...
That's right. Harry Potter. Half-blood wizard. He was waiting for Percy, his American, not scarred, 20/20 visioned counterpart, who had kicked his butt in Chapter 13.
As soon as Percy, Grover, Annabeth, and Thalia stepped off the train. A nerdy looking person on broomsticks shouting, "I'm British! Icame before Percy Jackson! I have over four-hundred thousand stories about me on FanFiction! Huzzah!"
"Who the Hades are you?" Annabeth asked.
"I'm Harry Potter," The boy stated.
"I kicked his butt in Chapter 13: Percy versus Harry!" Percy exclaimed.
"That's why Olympian876 sent you here, for a rematch! Huzzah!"
Once Harry clicked his heels, claps twice, and spun around. Percy and the gang were in a fighting ring. Annabeth looked around, "Wh-where are we?"
"In a fighting ring, duh!"
"Okay, this is how it will go down! We state something epic that we did. And the crowd rates it on a scale from 1 to 10. Get it?"
"Sure. I'll go first."
Then, Percy removed his shirt to reveal his toned six pack, "I'm sexy, right?"
"What does the crowd rate it?"
The crowd rating: 10/10 (Super hotness!)
"Oh yeah. Harry, beat that!"
Harry began to remove his shirt. But his attempt wasn't so successful. His skin was pasty white. The crowd started to look away, "We're blind! Gods help us, we're blind!"
With that, Harry put his shirt back on. And the crowd shut up once more. It was settled. Percy had won, "I win! I win!"
"No! I win!" A mysterious voice spoke.
"Who is that?"
"Spiderman! Spiderman! Does whatever a spider can!" The voice spoke again.
Suddenly, the famous superhero grabbed all of them by their shirts and they were spun into a web of epic doom.
Four days later...
"This sucks..."
"Well, you're not tied to a prissy British kid!" Percy retorted.
"Well, YOU'RE not tied to an American, not scarred, 20/20 visioned kid."
"That's a compliment."
"Not in jolly, ol' England it's not!" Harry screamed.