EDIT: HETAQUEST AND HETAHAZARD UPDATED AGAIN. YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Anna Whitlinger: Nope, but since you mentioned it...
Oh, and I got a 4.0, on that essay, too, and she even gave me a "great job!" (but I still don't understand that yellow submarine business).
Haha.
Now to survive this next project.

To: Heracles Karpusi
From: Sadiq Adnan

O.K., since I'm preparing for war with Syria right now, I just needa tell you this: STAY. OUT. OF. IT.

– Turkey

To: Sadiq Adnan
From: Heracles Karpusi

What in Zeus's name makes you think that I want to get involved? I'm completely broke, for goodness sake. ← Make a jab at that and I'll get all the cats in your country to destroy you. That should be easy since they're probably all glaring down at you with scorn already.

Greece

To: Heracles Karpusi
From: Sadiq Adnan

Seeing as you're you and I'm me, I always have to be suspicious.

AND WHAT THE HELL do you mean by "they're all glaring down at me in scorn?" Pft.

– Turkey

To: Sadiq Adnan
From: Heracles Karpusi

Not-at-all-dear idiot,
They're all gods compared to you. Honestly, I have no idea why you're not already rotting in Tartarus.

Greece

To: Heracles Karpusi
From: Sadiq Adnan

Go away.

– Turkey (NOT the food)

To: Sadiq Adnan
From: Heracles Karpusi

Japan likes me better than he does you.

Greece

To: Heracles Karpusi
From: Sadiq Adnan

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? JAPPY OBVIOUSLY LIKES ME BETTER!

– TURKEY (I AM NOT A BIRD)

To: Sadiq Adnan
From: Heracles Karpusi

He does not.

Greece

To: Heracles Karpusi
From: Sadiq Adnan

OH YES HE DOES!

– Turkey

To: Matthew Williams
From: Kumajiro

Dear I'm-not-sure-who-you-are,

O.K., so here's the world of hatreds (compiled by me): Turkey and Greece really hate each other, Hungary and Romania each can't stand the sight of the other, Hungary's always really ticked at Prussia, Austria doesn't like Prussia, either. Basically everyone hates France, who hates Britain. Britain hates everyone, and they all hate him (isolationist). China really can't stand Russia and Japan, Taiwan hates China, Cuba hates America, Belarus hates everyone but Russia, who hates her, and Romano hates Germany/Potato Bastard. Oh, and Gilbird hates Pierre No. 35, a row over seeds or something, I think.
There are more but I can't remember right now.
So, I suggest you go and, say, pick a fight with someone, maybe Greece or Turkey or Hungary. They'll all definitely notice you then.

Cheers,
Kumajiro

PS.: I forgot your name again, what is it, Canary? No, probably not, canaries taste good...

To: Matthew Williams
From: Kumajiro

Oh, an addendum to the previous letter:
Link: WehateChina!Club

– Kumajiro

To: Kumajiro
From: Matthew Williams

Oh, thank you.

Canada

[Canada's diary]

HOW IN MAPLE'S NAME DO POLAR BEARS TYPE?

To: Sadiq Adnan
From: Heracles Karpusi

Egypt thinks you're stupid.

Greece

To: Heracles Karpusi
From: Sadiq Adnan

LIKE HELL! HE THINKS YOU'RE STUPID, KARPISSY.

- Turkey

To: Sadiq Adnan
From: Heracles Karpusi

Pissy yourself. I'll bet you did piss in your pants this morning.
Karpussy sounds better (but of course, you haven't the sense to see).
I love cats.

- Greece

To: Sadiq Adnan
From: Heracles Karpusi

OH FREAKING QUIT IT! IT'S NO FUN TO ARGUE WITH YOU IF YOU CONSTANTLY RANDOMLY SPOUT OUT PROFESSIONS OF LOVE FOR CATS! ! !

- Turkey

THE EMPIRE OF ISLAM

To: [Abbasid Empire]
From: [Umayyad Empire]

Dear stupid,
Hello, something really weird happened to me today. You know how you couldn't kill me off and I went to that other place, Spain? Well today I met this really weird kid. He was terribly cheery and he looked like he'd never seen his own hair (ex. it looked as messy as yours, pinhead).
So I just hung around and talked to him for a while, and I told him how someonehad chased me out of my old home. Then he looked kind of sad and then suddenly went all cheery again and told me that he had this charm which could make people cheerful.

Crazy kid, huh? He was kind of cute, though, I must say.

Umayyad Empire

To: [Umayyad Empire]
From: [Abbasid Empire]

Oh.

Abbasid Empire

To: [Abbasid Empire]
From: [Umayyad Empire]

Oh, and, are you still bullying Christians and all? Because I'm getting really annoyed at them now (goodness, why don't they just go to Mesopotamia or something, I'm sure they'd all get along, the guy iscrazy like them).

Umayyad Empire

To: [Umayyad Empire]
From: [Abbasid Empire]

My capital is in Mesopotamia.

Abbasid Empire

To: [Abbasid Empire]
From: [Umayyad Empire]

Oh, is it now? Maybe that's why you're the way you are. I'll send you some Mesopotamian beer some time!

Umayyad Empire

To: [Umayyad Empire]
From: [Abbasid Empire]

I can't see any way to answer that. At all.

Abbasid Empire

To: [Abbasid Empire]
From: [Umayyad Empire]

!~osososososososososososuF

– Umayyad Empire

To: [Umayyad Empire]
From: [Abbasid Empire]

And you're calling me crazy?
… May I ask what exactly that is supposed to mean?

Abbasid Empire

To: [Umayyad Empire]
From: [Abbasid Empire]

It's the de-cheerfulness charm! Enjoy! [(Or don't) ← you saw nothing]

– Umayyad Empire

Random Fact: According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying (hell, Britain).

We have to write a story for English. [GYAAAAAAAAAHH! !]
And a social commentary of all things. Meh. I did that China/Japan thing with the islands. Went almost completely off track (main character is an old lady with a history with the World Wars etc.) and the title ended up being a nice line from a World War I poem by Thomas Hardy:

"Calm fell. From Heaven distilled a clemency;
There was peace on earth, and silence in the sky;
Some could, some could not, shake off misery:
The Sinister Spirit sneered: 'It had to be!'
And again the Spirit of Pity whispered, 'Why?'"
– Thomas Hardy, from "And There Was A Great Calm"

Underlined bit. I have a strange obsession with the Great War. To End All Wars by Adam Hochschild was brilliant.
Haha. THANK YOU, ADAM HOCHSCHILD, FOR THAT BOOK BECAUSE IF I HADN'T BEEN REREADING THAT THING FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD ANY IDEAS.

And guess what? That social commentary is our mid-term exam.

[Insert England's hysterical laugh from the Splendid Isolation episode]